When the on-the-ball and very interested police crack this crime against humanity, how should they punish its perps? (poll 8125402)

When the on-the-ball and very interested police crack this crime against humanity, how should they punish its perps?

Death penalty!!!!!

By using their chain cutters to give them a haircut and then making them wear it like that for six months.

By chaining them to the rack outside Starbucks and making them wear a sign reading "I STOLE A BIKE HERE. YEP, I'M A TURD."

No punishment needed. The bike will find its own revenge.

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