Apply for Social Security/Disability benefits because we're "handicapped"

Sell newspapers on the street corner - wait, nevermind. That's outside and we don't do outside

Apply for NASA - wait we did that already. We think we weren't called 'cause we already had jobs

Stand-up Commediennes. Joan Rivers left an awfully big hole

Freelance sarcasm and snark delivery service - we might be over qualified

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