Well, better than unsolicited (is there such a thing as SOLICITED?) sonogram pics. I STILL recall opening email attachments two years ago and absolutely NOT expecting to see alien spawn sonograms of an in utero "baby" that looked like both a flesh-eating cretin and cracked-out skeleton. I am not queasy, but? Can I tell you how utterly OFF those I am forevermore? And be clear: you can be my very own spawn and I love you more than life itself. NEVER SEND ME YOUR SONOGRAM PICS, FAM.
Well, better than unsolicited (is there such a thing as SOLICITED?) sonogram pics. I STILL recall opening email attachments two years ago and absolutely NOT expecting to see alien spawn sonograms of an in utero "baby" that looked like both a flesh-eating cretin and cracked-out skeleton. I am not queasy, but? Can I tell you how utterly OFF those I am forevermore? And be clear: you can be my very own spawn and I love you more than life itself. NEVER SEND ME YOUR SONOGRAM PICS, FAM.