Should I go Grammar Gestapo and start elaborating on the finer points of figure of speech differentiation? (poll 8902593)

Should I go Grammar Gestapo and start elaborating on the finer points of figure of speech differentiation?

Uhh... Yes, please

Spare me

If you don't know the difference between a metaphor and a simile... That's what college is for. Bum.

You're getting desperate for poll topics. It's so obvious it's not even funny, just sad.

I once metaphor, but I didn't like him. He didn't simile enough. I think I'll stick with meeting threes.

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