Reasons I did not kill someone today
I couldn't narrow it down to just one
I'd really miss my cat if I went to prison
I look TERRIBLE in orange and, I don't care what you say, jumpsuits are bad news
I just got a manicure and I don't want to make a mess of it strangling someone
Well, tomorrow is another day
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