Do you think Stiles and Lydia are endgame?

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  • I can’t believe this still exists - 2 years ago

    Wow.

    Can’t believe this hasn’t been deleted.

    Just heard about the new Teen Wolf movie. Looks like Stiles won’t be back..which is a shame, but…

    STYDIOT IS DEAD!!

    And suddenly everything is alright with the world again.

    ????

  • Kate Byrne - 4 years ago

    Soooo........were supposed to believe that Sanvers (who had sped ahead to 17000 before the poll went blind) suddenly made another 43500+ in the space of 4 days???!!

    If you believe that was credible, I have this bridge I can sell you.

    Only used once!!

  • IT’S REALLY FUCKING YELLOW - 4 years ago

    I feel like I’m inside a pina colada..oh well.

    A Little Nerd Music - Championship Round.

    Sanvers vs Lapidot 60 646-3976

    Let me get this straight. Lapidot got 83 000 votes in last two rounds but less than 4 000 in final..oh yeah, that sounds legit.

    And Sanvers, who got a high score of 25500 last year in one round, suddenly got 47000 and 60000+ in last two rounds...sure, Jan.

    So, Sanvers p̶a̶i̶d̶.earned another victory, their second in a row.

    Needless to say, but some were unhappy at the blatant botting (Zimbio, you have a rival !), and hinted at it in the comments.

    Which led to those comments being deleted and the entire comment section being moderated.

    But recs and nomination continued (aww, where are the recipes?).

    Steter (yes!), Brian/ Dom, Shassie, Clalec, and Bodie/Doyle have been nominated for next year (if it goes ahead).

    * [EDIT]: Between being cooped up in my apartment away from all my loved ones and a stressful time at work right now, I really don't have time for drama. Comments are moderated now and stop saying cruel things in my inbox. I'll post the champion when the poll closes.

    * i'm really sorry about those cruel messages. you are doing amazing job for as, looking for every poll and votes, reply to us etc. you don't deserve such treatment.
    this bracket should be just fun, for us but for you too. It's not your fault when someone sends such messages, it shows what that person is like, not you. I remember last year and I looked at previous years, no one deserve read this again and again, and i'm sure your inbox looks much worse than those comments.
    we are here for you (as a sanvers fandom) and we will support every decision you make about potential brackets or general about this site.
    please take care!

    THAT)S NOT WHAT YOU GUYS WERE SAYING IN THE COMMENTS

    *sigh*

    Does anyone know if Eonline is having a poll this year?

  • Wow. This page is really yellow. - 4 years ago

    Damn, what happened to the colour on this page? Did Crowdsignal throw up a pina colada all over the page?

    Anyway, back to A Little Nerd Music - Final Four.

    Well, we had recipes and quarantine ideas. And, oh yeah, massive botting again.

    * Lapidot vs Karamel vs Kylux. 30 000-17 000- 200

    * Sanvers vs Destiel 47 000- 6300

    Yeah, that looks believable. Right? Destiel voters got frozen out, while Sanvers shippers somehow could keep voting. This led to the Mod temporarily closing the bracket. It didn’t help. Suspicious voting continued in both brackets. By the time the Mod reacted and closed the poll down again, both Sanvers and Lapidot had gotten too far ahead.

    And this was after Lapidot had only gotten one vote, and Karamel were around 13 000 votes. Does that sudden vote surge look real to anyone? Unfortunately, the Mod only took a handful of votes away ( Sanvers had been on 50 000 votes) from Sanvers, Lapidot, and Destiel.

    We all tried, but Karamel was too far behind to catch up in the time left.

    Brienne of Tarth and the other Braime shippers were only too happy to remind Sanvers who they needed to thank for their win.

    * And now Lapidot has rocketed up to... 1.
    I guess we know who contributed most of those “53 000 votes”.
    And by that, I mean ... Blackhat.com .
    What a great voter you are, Mr Blackhat dot com.
    You should get a trophy.
    Oh wait, you already paid for that.

    And point out Lapidot vote counts in previous rounds.

    250
    660
    100
    53000
    30000

    Sooo...they became suddenly popular after Round 3? Aha, suuuuure. That’s about as believable as when Sanvers complained about Bellarke cheating in 2018 Zimbio. Only for 40 000 votes to be taken off Sanvers! The wank hasn’t died, it seems.

    * Let’s see..

    RD 1 - Sanvers. 5825
    RD 2 - Sanvers 9400
    SWEET 16 - Sanvers 8000
    ELITE 8 - Sanvers. 17 000
    FINAL 5 - Sanvers 50 000 (so far)

    Now, which of these is the odd one out? It’s a mystery, really

    LOL

    * I love how you guys "grew" your little fandom to the size of Supercorp.

    Your wins last year had an average of around 13 000 votes, with an upper votes count of almost 26 000.

    And now this year you have an average of around 9 000 votes, with upper vote level of 50 000 votes.

    Must have been one hell of a recruiting drive, eh? ;)

    * You say you guys can’t wait to meet Karamel in final, and yet here you all are doing your best to knock them out now...finally see them as a legitimate threat ?

    So, it’ll be Sanvers vs “the basically Sanvers team B” in the final?

    That sounds legit.

    I’ll bet right now that the vote tally will read something like ..

    Sanvers vs Lapidot. 100 000 - 0

    BUUUUUURN!

    * dunno why Sanvers still voting
    they already won their bracket and now have “chosen” who they will go against in final
    and probably who they’ll defeat in final, since they only ones voting for lapidot it seems

    AND THAT WAS THE GENERAL CONSENSUS, AS MOST STOPPED VOTING AND LEFT.

    * Soooo... the final will be Sanvers vs L̶a̶p̶i̶d̶o̶t̶ Sanvers...
    Sooo legit.

    So, it looks like Sanvers bought themselves another trophy.

    Remember the days these polls weren’t havens of complete wank?

    Yeah, me neither.

  • how much does a bot cost anyway? - 4 years ago

    We can’t wait until Destiel kicks Sanvers ass (we hope).

    * EmilieVitnux ( or whatever the fuck you call yourself this year)
    Only a few rounds last year, when it was obvious you were going to win the tournament. I hope you remembered to thank your pals at blackhat and buycontestvotes.
    Oh sure sweetie, you’re a whole group of people all living in the same house and with the same isp.
    Sure Jan.

    * waves to Magda, K, C, Rational Nerd and the other “flat mates/group chat” folk *

    Sure, I’m sure it was a fake emelie claiming that on her fake twitter account.
    We believe you!
    N̶o̶ ̶w̶e̶ ̶d̶o̶n̶’t̶.
    Should we hand the trophy over now just to save some time, or should we wait until you’ve p̶a̶i̶d̶ ̶b̶l̶a̶c̶k̶ ̶h̶a̶t̶.c̶o̶m̶. finished?

    SICK BURN!!

    * Emilie?
    Is that you?
    I thought I detected an extra smugness coming from the Sanvers camp.
    Seya in the next round. Hope you haven’t spent all your money yet.

    LOL

    Over 92000 votes in the Wild Card round! And not all of them bots either. Once we knew Marrish couldn’t win, we started voting Stucky. But Sanvers kept putting Lapidot further and further in front. And there never seemed to be any frozen brackets for them. Odd that.

    Lapidot 53000
    Stucky 33000
    Marrish. 6151
    Reylo. 201

    Lapidot highest vote count before this was less than 900. So, yeah. This looks legit

    Seya for Final Four round!

  • A LITTLE NERD MUSIC SHIP BRACKET 2020 - 4 years ago

    Back to where Sanvers bots and Braime wanks about it.

    * ahh so not only 4 times but also all Sanvers rounds last and this year ;( sad, i'm really sorry.
    anyways, please keep going! you always made our day with all those comments and excuses why you lost this time. I mean you can come up with something new than frozen polls or some magic hats but it's funny too, thank you.
    also, good move with different nicks, still only a few and I'm waiting for more but I understand that you can have a hard time pretending to be someone else.
    BUT the best part was during forst round and "According to their own twitter accounts..." OH MY GOD I spilt my coffee when I saw this :D what a beautiful mind, have you thought about it for a long time? maybe you want to share a few @ to let us read it too? I'm sure you can do it ;)
    anyways it was nice convo with you and like I said, please keep going. I expect more comments in the next rounds to have something to laugh about. and i'm sorry i'm not gonna reply, anymore, I have better things to do. like ... voting lol.
    SEE YA!

    WOW. THEY REALLY DO A NICE LINE IN TOWERING CONDESCENSION, DON’T THEY?

  • Here a bot, there a bot, everywhere a bot! - 4 years ago

    ALNMP SHIP BRACKET 2020

    And the wank continued in the comments. Bella68, Candyfloss, Oathkeeper, Sweet Cheeses!!, Brienne of Tarth were calling out Sanvers stans (weren’t these the same ones who said Sanvers botted out Braime last year?). And eventually the Sanvers stans came out of hiding.

    * SOMEONE WHO'S VOTING INSTEAD OF COMMENTING
    "barking dogs seldom bite" ;)

    * Voting? Is that what you want to call it?
    Or do you have black hat.com on speed dial?

    * I can’t wait for the final four!!

    * says the person who lost all 4 chances this year, 1st round and 3 wild cards.

    FIGHT!!

    * My ship wasn’t in the bracket this year, and you made sure we went out last year.
    I’m just voting for any ship that goes up against you.
    Have a nice day.

    OOH, SWEET BURN!

  • A LITTLE NERD MUSIC POLL 2020 - 4 years ago

    I guess this poll is deemed important enough for people to waste their money on bots. But the ALNMP mod was able to find all the fraudulent votes from previous rounds. That led to a Wild Card re-entry round for four ships, with the chance for one to go into the Final Four round! (Lapidot, Marrish, Stucky, and Reylo).

    These are the previous rounds for the four teams.

    * RD 64- Reylo vs Villaneve 600-100
    RD 32- Reylo vs Jonsa 515-110
    RD 16- Kylux vs Reylo 3200-750

    * RD 64-Lapidot vs Arthur x Eames 250-75
    RD 32- Lapidot vs Malex 660-255
    RD 16- Klance vs Lapidot 3200-100 (Klance got 110 votes in RD 8, after 10208 bot votes were removed)

    * RD 64- Malex vs Stucky 10125-8850 (Malex got 255 votes in RD 32)
    RD 32 (WILDCARD) Crisana vs Stucky 18350-3279 (Crisana got 12 votes in RD 16)
    RD 16- (WILDCARD) Schmico vs Stucky 17000-106. (Schmico got 15050 votes in RD 8)

    * RD 64- Elu vs Marrish 11425-9525 (Elu got 25 votes in RD 32)
    RD 32 (WILDCARD) Crisana vs Marrish. 18350-12200 (Crisana got 12 votes in RD 16)
    RD 16. (WILDCARD) Schmico vs Marrish 17000-12850 (Schmico got 15050 votes in RD 8)

    The “tactical voting” by last years winner (Sanvers) was obvious. But they used ships as stalking horses to take out their main enemies. And that’s fine, because we all do that.

    But bots have been discovered on numerous occasions now. I mean, do they think this is Zimbio or Eonline?! And this started in Round 2!!

    So, needless to say there was a bit less of recipes and fic recs in this comment section. But the wank made up for that. While we got Marrish into an early lead, we were quickly overtaken by Lapidot. And that’s when the questions began.

    * ???? Boy George voice ????

    It's a miracle
    It's a miracle
    It's a miracle
    It's a miracle
    It's a miracle
    It's a miracle
    And dreams are made of emotion

    LOL

    And that’s when voters started getting bracket freezes for hours, while Lapidot sailed ahead.

    * Lapidot got 250, 660, and 100 in the previous rounds. And their highest vote count was 827 in round two last year, when they lost to Clintasha.
    Now they have 6325 votes . . .

    * Now they have 7000 votes.

    * And now it’s 7275 and counting . . oh come on!

    * And now Lapidot is 7500. This is Sanvers levels of legit.

    * Huh.
    10 000 votes for lapidot, who previously didn’t even get 1000 votes. That’s not even remotely suspicious.
    No, reallly.

    * If Sanvers want to tactical vote, that’s fine. But the voting For lapidot is going up reeeallly fast. Almost inhumanly so at times.
    If Stucky was winning by that margin or Reylo, it would be more believable.
    More “ wind assisted” voting , like happened against Braime last year.

    * And now they’re almost 30 000 votes. It’s gotta be Sanvers.
    And I got frozen out twice more today. I was counting my votes and hadn’t voted more than 22 votes or 23 when the bracket froze for me again !
    If Lapidot goes out with only 60 votes in the next round, I’m not even going to be surprised.
    Time to vote Stucky, and start waking up the Destiel shippers for the next round

    IT WAS DEFINITELY SANVERS.

    Unfortunately the Mod couldn’t find any obvious botting (but Newtmas just bought votes last time so....)

    * I don't see the clear signs of tampering now that I corrected in the previous rounds. There are some things that I find odd that I'm keeping an eye on, but no definitive proof that would lead me to delete any votes at this point. (the Mod)

    * 51 000 by lapidot..oh look, they’re the new Clexa

    * Dear Sanvers
    Remember when Destiel lost the ultimate Slash Madness Tourney to Sterek back in 2012.. but still had over. 245 000 votes?
    Just saying..
    And the following year they lost but only just to sterek again. But Destiel got over 914 000 votes!
    But 53 000 is pretty good. Not as good as 914 000
    I can’t wait for the final four!!

    MMMM..WANK!

  • TV Guide Endgame Ship Bracket 2020 - 4 years ago

    Remember when we thought only Zimbio could produce this much butthurt?

    * U truly give no shit about obvious manipulation in ur bracket. Next week u will try to get traction again by claiming how much u love Eliza Taylor & Bob Morley. In the grand scheme of things these polls are meaningless but the trust of ur readers isn't. Try to remember that.

    * bull shit

    * Excuse me but you have to manage this competition well ... this person already paid Bots in Zimbio to make the Supercorp fandom lose and he did it again (Swanqueen must see this too and admit that this is cheating)

    AND NOW SUPERCORP abs SWANQUEEN

    AND THEN THE FINAL MOVED FROM TWITTER TO INSTAGRAM

    * WTH!!! Why IG?

    * I ’m assuming it’s because people cheated in the last round by buying votes, so they’re moving to instagram to make sure it’s fair

    * Ahhh. Could be. I don’t even know how people buy votes. But the 911/SPN jumped from 20,000 to 100,000+ REAL FAST. So that’s probably what it was.

    * yeah :/ even in the last few seconds, the votes jumped around 10k, so it was definitely due to people cheating

    * This is kinda shady to change the platform tbh

    * The last round had people buying votes because this is obviously the most important thing that's ever going to happen moving it to Instagram means the results will be fairer!

    * Wth...who buys votes...seriously

    BOTTING ON A SHIP POLL?! I AM SHOCKED AND APPALLED.

    * why did y’all switch to instagram that’s so annoying smh if ur gonna start a twitter poll finish the damn twitter poll

    * Why are we moving this to Instagram now?? Eyes Just to promote your account there? This is shady!

    * Should’ve been #Supercorp or #SwnaQueen.

    * You guys were so busy anti-voting against bellarke that you literally got your ship to lose

    LOL

    * KSJDFksdjfsdfk misha liked the poll

    OH MISHA COLLINS, YOU TROLL

    * Bullshit you start with twitter and end with Instagram. Was this a twitter poll or an Instagram poll??? I don’t have Instagram. TWITTER gave you your final two. Continue with your TWITTER poll. #Caryl

    * Why are C@rylers so mad about the voting being on IG instead of Twitter?

    * They don't have as many 'extra' accounts there, so it's harder for them to cheat.
    Poor muffins, polls are all they have.

    * Poor babies gotta fight fair for once.

    * I bet they are throwing lots of pity parties for themselves about it. They love playing victim.

    * This sucks it won't let me post. This is rigged. Why didn't you just keep it on Twitter?????

    * You ARE posting? I’ve seen you post twice?

    * Lol so it’s never been more clear that some Dean & Cas fan found themselves a job w/this site. Having yet another rendition of this poll is sad enough but in the end all they need to do is have the same grp of ppl as always obnoxiously spam the page to bump up the comment numbers

    AND THE BUTTHURT FROM THE FINALIST BEGINS.

    * All voting by tallying spam does is show how desperate the shippers are for validation and attention when they’re really just a tiny blip of the overall fandom. It’d be just sad if they weren’t so obnoxious about it.

    YOU LOST, BUDDY

    * This is rigged so destiel can win. IG won't let me post. What a crock. Thanks TV guide. You suck.

    * won't let you post what? all you gotta do is like the photo lol. it's not rigged

    * Maybe if you actually checked the comments and read them you would discover those results aren't right and people have been cheating but that's too much effort right

    LOL

  • TV GUIDE - trolling fandoms since 2010 - 4 years ago

    * Why didn’t you put karamel instead of supercorp you do this every time

    * Because they are already canon? This bracket is for NON canon ships...

    * Why not put in something that makes a billion times more sense than Karamel? :P

    * I mean they’re both gross, racist, toxic and disgusting, but wasn’t Karamel canon.

    * Only Karamel was toxic, racist and disgusting. How the hell could Supercorp be the same way? Have you been doing 420 blazeit stuff? I'm just saying. No sober person can say that about Supercorp.

    OH SWEETIE... THAT’S JUST SAD.

    * This is the weirdest ship poll ever. Half of these are never gonna happen. Who gave you these as answers?

    THAT’S THE POINT DUMBASS

    * Lmao what a dumb poll. Pretty sure they didn't even read the responses.

    * its so sad that there are people spite-voting just so bellarke doesn't win. if you don't ship or like either of these, just skip the vote. it's not hard.

    WESTALLEN vs SNOWBARRY, CLEXA vs BELLARKE, SUPERCORP vs KARAMEL....THIS IS WANK HEAVEN!!

    * No snowbarry insight. Westallen bullies always win.

    * Why do they think they should be on the poll.

    * which part of "vote in the polls below for your favorite couple that never was" don't you understand?

    * Wow y'all totally ignored us shouting snowbarry.....

    * No snowbarry? Wow people don’t have good taste and it’s shows.

    * #snowbarry

    * That’s Not Barry. He would never. He probably rather die than kiss granny

    OUCH

    * LOL, seriously? You have jokes like Dinah and Laurel but no Snowbarry which has been nominated many many MANY times? Ridiculous.

    * no #snowbarry? LOL, seriously?

    * And none for the fugly trash racist ship :)

    * you can't silence the amount of people who voted for SNOWBARRY and you can't pretend like they DIDN'T vote JUST BECAUSE THERE ARE SOME HATEFUL MORONS THAT YOU ARE AFRAID OF

    It does seem clear that so many didn’t read the rules for this poll.

    1- NO CANON COUPLES (past or present)

    2- Couples you WANT to become canon. NOT a couples you think WILL become canon.

    But that just made this more hilarious.

  • TV GUIDE ENDGAME SHIP BRACKET - 4 years ago

    Has the Westallen vs Snowbarry wank ended yet?
    . . . No.

    * SnowBarry belongs in the bracket!!!!!

    * stay mad

    * Stay insecure

    OOH BURN!

    * baby that’s you, always changing westallen photos to be sb Woozy face talk about ugly

    * You’re the one who came after me for posting about SnowBarry. It had nothing to do with you or your incest ship. You sought me out and started shit, don’t play the victim

    * pls tell me how i’m playing the victim tf ? i just called your ship ugly like it is. how is westallen incest ? cause they grew up together pls come up with something original bby it’s getting old cause that’s the only comeback y’all have .next.

    * You’re condescending and a waste of my time. Stop seeking out SnowBarry tweets just to be obnoxious about your incest ship. (Btw it’s called incest all the time because that’s what it is) bye

    * Stop bullshiting around, it just shows how some westallen fans are rude and sick

    * lmaooo k baby i was just stating a fact. as always have a great night and stream wildflower by 5sos and CALM this friday

    SOOOO MUCH BUTTHURT

  • TV GUIDE..Where the wank never stops - 4 years ago

    * Lmao....you lost fairly
    ..except it...Or Keep crying

    * Racist ships not allowed. Racist trash like you not allowed.

    * Your ship use "white"as an insult, so shut up and stop victimizing about serious issues no reason

    * We don’t racist ships

    * You're the one being racist. Grow up.

    * WOW! so you guys are more cowards than I thought. Next time don't ask for nominations if in the end you are going to ignore them for fear of 2 or 3 lying trolls :)

    * Throw this in the dumpster. Try again.

    * I kinda thought snowbarry would make it tho

    * No snowbarry, a win

    WOW. WESTALLEN REALLY SEEMS THREATENED BY THE TINY SHIP OF SNOWBARRY.

  • Wherefore art thou wank? - 4 years ago

    Just because Destiel won TV Guides Endgame Ship Bracket, doesn’t mean the wank went away.

    * So they DELIBERATELY didn’t put #snowbarry even though our votes overwhelmed the others...just to appease bullies? I’m disgraced at this.
    @TVGuide I will never read, listen or believe anything of yours again. You can count on that. I’m extremely, disappointed in you.

    * YOU GUYS SERIOUSLY DIDN’T PUT SNOWBARRY EVEN AFTER ALL THE PEOPLE WHO SAID IT JUST LIKE YOU GUYS DELETED THE POST BECAUSE OF THE HATE WHERE YOU REALLY THAT SCARED TO LUT THEM ON THE BRACKET BECAUSE OF THE PEOPLE WOW

    * Or maybe ye aren't as popular as ye think ye are

    * Did you not see the comments of the post? There where so many of them and they even posted them on Instagram

    * Yes I did and what I said still stands. You think as a snowbarry shipper ya be use to flopping

    * It really doesn’t stand because they had a lot of people say them and I can ship who I want. I don’t comment on your ships. All I’m saying is that they where nominated and should’ve been there like all the other ships that where nominated and I don’t care about your opinion on other ships and who said I was playing the victim card your the one who thought it was necessary to comment on my tweet

    * iris and barry are so incredibly happy together i cannot see how people ship him with anyone else

    * Because it’s a racist ship shipped by racist scums like to y

    * Because it’s a disgusting racist ship

    * Hey racist we hate your disgusting ship and so does the media.
    @TVGuide printed an article about how the disgusting SB fandom harassed Candice. The only reason this racist fandom is even acting up now is because of the pandering last episode
    do better.

    * ??? When did they pander to them??? All they did was have them in the same room and have a conversation. Why do people see that and think "ROMANCE"?

    * I mean if certain non-canon ships in the non-canon poll aren’t welcome regardless of how many votes it got, then they really should be more clear about it next time.

    * Wait, how can they pull a non-canon couple from a non-canon couple competition?! Like really
    @tvguide
    ?! Because some ppl came to your page & said some mean things?! You are really going to let bullies win, huh. Wow, thats just.... yeah, the word for that is disappointment I guess

    WESTALLEN vs SNOWBARRY? FIGHT!

    * WTF where is Clexa?

    * They’re Blorks, they’re so biased they didn’t put them in the bracket even tho clexa had many votes!

    * Clexa is more real than bellarke! Ок Clarke & Chip are more real than bellarke!

    * they are real bc it happened. and she is very much dead. the chip is dead. lexa is a pile of ashes. i know you're sad about it and you can't let it go, but its time to move on and use this energy for something more positive.

    * Meh she can come back through the anomaly, are you really one to talk about moving on when bellarke hasn’t even been canon for 6 years and you’re still shopping them lol the hypocrisy. Also it’s obvious by now bellamy will die this season but whatevs

    * this is about ships who HAVENT been canon yet. not about ships who HAVE been canon in the past. do you not read?

    CLEXANS... STILL BITTER THAT THEIR SHIP SUNK.

    * CLEXA ENDGAME

    * Why would a canon ship be a part of poll about what ship should be canon? Serious question

    * Because it isn’t canon anymore. But could be again :)

    * Thanks. I got the impression itwwas just ships that weren't canon/crackships

    * Ships who should be canon. Clexa qualifies, they were one of the most voted as well. Period.

    * Should be canon implies they haven't been canon at any point. I watch the Flash and Iris and Eddie aren't canon anymore but that doesn't change the fact they were canon.

    * It also doesn’t imply what you guys said.
    The question is simple, doesn’t matter what tense, clexa isn’t canon anymore but imo should become canon and endgame.

    OMG! CLEXANS ARE JUST FUCKING GREEDY.

  • MEDIC!! - 4 years ago

    Wow.

    Zimbio is done and dusted, with the wank fading into the distance. But TV Guide and ALNMP polls continue to deliver all the premium wank.

    As expected, Destiel easily beat Carol/Daryl in the TV Guide Endgame Ship Bracket.

    And A Little Nerd Music Podcast just ended an extended Elite Eight round.

    * Karamel vs Hannigram. 10000-200

    YES! WE GOT THEM THROUGH!

    * Kylux vs Klance. 4410-110

    OUR OPPONENT IN SF. BUT ONLY GOT THROUGH AFTER MASSIVE BOTTING UNCOVERED AND VOTES REMOVED.

    * Destiel vs Rules. 4000-3000

    WE BACKED RULES, BUT SWITCHED TO DESTIEL AS WOULD HAVE BETTER CHANCE AGAINST SANVERS.

    * Sanvers vs Schmico 17000-15050

    WE TRIED, OK!! BUT THEY GOT BIG LEAD EARLY, THEN ADDED 1000 MORE VOTES WHEN WE GOT CLOSE.
    WE MADE UP GROUND ON THE LAST DAY, WHEN THEY WERE 6000 VOTES AHEAD, TO LESS THAN 2000.

    * sigh *

    The comments at first were all fic recs, caramel-themed recipes, and ideas for things to do during lock-down.
    But it didn’t take long before the bitching began over suspicious voting in the Klance bracket. Which led to comments like this:

    * You mean how Klance went from having less than 3500 lead to suddenly having over 6000 vote lead?
    Like a certain ship last year (* cough *sanvers! *cough *), they do seem to have found themselves a Black Hat.
    BlackHat.com must be doing a roaring trade, as Vauseman defeated Supercorp in Zimbio by almost 100 000 votes. Not suspicious at all or anything.
    If KL and Sanvers meet in the final, we can expect the largest number of votes in the history of this competition.

    Needless to say, the Sanvers shippers didn’t take this well (apparently there’s like 10 of them, but only got 2000 more than Schmico, when it was mostly just Kate and I voting. LOL)

    Of course, the mod then froze the bracket and removed all votes made by bots... IN ALL THE BRACKETS!!

    * “And I've done a review of the voting and DID find some strange activity across ALL FOUR polls.”

    WAS THAT A POINTED COMMENT AT SANVERS SHIPPERS?

    THEN CANDYFLOSS LEFT THIS BRILLIANT OBSERVATION:

    * Huh .
    So, previous winners/ finalists (Clexa, Cartinelli, Stormpilot, Stucky) , and big ships (Supercorp, Sterek), and passionate ships that can vote big (Marrish, Clex) all got taken out in the first round.
    Hmm . Somebody’s really tactically voting.

    I mean, Stony took out Sterek 3200-2050 in Round 1. And then went down without a whimper to Karamel 500-65 in Round 2.
    Elu took out Marrish 11425-9525 in Round 1, but then goes down to Rules 426-21 in Round 2!!
    Oh yeah, that looks legit.
    Malex took out Stucky 10125-8850 in Round 1, only to lose to Lapidot 660-255 in Round 2!!
    Uh huh.
    Crisana lost to Sanvers 5825-4525 in Round 1, only to then thrash Marrish 18350-12200 in the Wildcard Bracket in Round 2!!
    Only to then somehow go down to Karamel 3000-12 in the Sweet Sixteen Round!
    OVER 18000 VOTES IN ONE ROUND TO NOT EVEN 20 IN THE NEXT ROUND?!

    Schmico lost to Sanvers 9400-5925 in Round 2, but was able to beat Marrish 17000-12850 in the Wildcard Bracket in the Sweet Sixteen Round!
    And now is losing to Sanvers 6055-2049 in the Elite Eight Round!

    And Klance getting all those votes..
    ... am I the only one who thinks Sanvers had a “cunning plan” from the start to win this competition? By any means necessary.
    THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS!!

    . . . well damn

    * 10,208 VOTES REMOVED FROM KLANCE..holy moly! Someone just wasted their money on a bot.

    YEP. THE MOD TOOK AWAY ANY BOT VOTES AND BLOCKED THEM WHEN RESTARTED POLL.
    THESE WERE THE VOTES REMOVED:

    Karamel: -15
    Hannigram: 0
    Destiel: -10
    Rules: 0
    Klance: -10,208 HOLY SHIT!!!
    Kylux: 0
    Sanvers -55
    Schmico: 0

    So, bots and wank..our favourite things!

    Vote for Karamel next, but beat Sanvers if possible (although Karamel vs Sanvers...oh god! The amount of wank there!)

    Seya later for all Zimbio, ALNMP, TV Guide wank.

  • TV Guide Ship Bracket - 4 years ago

    So, TV Guide has decided to join ALNMP, EOnlne, and Zimbio with a ship poll. What could go wrong with that ?!

    (>ლ)

    ** Ships That Should Be (or should’ve been) Endgame **

    Round 1

    * Buck/ Eddie (911) vs Barchie (Riverdale) 59.4-40.6%

    * Bellarke(The 100) vs Phoebe/Joey ( Friends). 52.8-47.2%

    * Klaroline (TVD) vs Zelda/Mary (Sabrina). 66.6-33.4%

    * Destiel (SN) vs Tormund/Brienne ( GOT). 68.4-31.6%

    * Supercorp (Supergirl) vs Sterek ( Teen Wolf). 58.2-41.8%

    NOOOOO!!!!

    * Swanqueen (OUAT) vs Hizzie (Legacies). 50.6-49.4%

    * Carol/Daryl (TWD) vs Malcolm/Edrisa (Prodigal Son). 67.6-32.4%

    * Rose/Gina (B99) vs Dinah/Laurel (Arrow). 85.3-14.7%

    ROUND 2

    * Buck/Eddie vs Bellarke 56.1-43.9%

    WOH!

    * Destiel vs Klaroline 60-40%

    \ (•◡•) /

    * Swanqueen vs Supercorp. 55.4-44.6%

    HAHA! SC LOST AGAIN, TO FELLOW BOT CHAMPION, SQ!

    * Carol/Daryl vs Rose/Gina. 50.3-49.7%

    FINAL FOUR

    * Destiel vs Buck/Eddie 52.2-47.8%

    * Carol/Daryl vs Swanqueen. 52.5-47.5%

    AND THE QUEEN IS DEAD!

    Well damn. Powerhouses Supercorp, Bellarke , Sterek, Klaroline, and Swanqueen are out. But Destiel have a chance to win here, and on ALNMP!!

    Back with the wank later.

  • ZIMBIO WANK STORM 2020 - 4 years ago

    ZIMBIO, WHERE THE WANK NEVER STOPS.
    AND WE REALLY MEAN THAT.

    * Vauseman lost.
    How shocking. Its almost like no one was really voting for them to begin with.

    ** ZIMBIO - FINAL FOUR (SEMI FINALS) **

    * Piper/Alex vs JR/Petra 18325-18878

    ONCE SUPERCORP WERE OUT, THE OITNB SHIP STRUGGLED.. meanwhile..

    * AvaLance vs Juliantina (Amar a Muerte) 18308-38700

    HMM.. IT'S ALMOST AS IF THE BOTS WERE GOING WITH JULIANTINA NOW.... WAIT A MINUTE!!!!
    I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE, YOU DIRTY ROTTEN SCOUNDRELS!!

    ** ZIMBIO CHAMPIONSHIP ROUND **

    JR/Petra (Jane the Virgin) vs Juliantina (Amar a Muerte) 13142-37641

    OH WOW! WHAT A SURPRISE.

    NO ONE COULD HAVE FORSEEN THAT!

    IT'S TRULY MIRACULOUS!!

    Well, that's the end of Battle of the Bots, but now we have "suspect" brackets (ALL OF THEM!!) in ALNMP Elite Eight Round. And TVGuide has started it's own ship bracket poll!!

    We truly live in amazing times!

  • ZIMBIO WANK STORM 2020 - 4 years ago

    * Imagine that, Piper & Alex, the pairing that somehow 'defeated' Supercorp, has been up for hours, losing obviously, with nowhere near the numbers it was showing when they employed bots.
    How fucking rigged can you get?

    * Just observe that now vauseman receives almost no votes per hour and previously yes, because now the Juliantinas are only focusing on themselves, they are no longer interested in voting for vauseman, they did it only to eliminate Supercorp

    WELL DUH
    THAT'S WHAT WE DO.

    * Umm that is not true in fact some of the Juliantinas love supercorp also and they were voting for them in past rounds tbh the Juliantinas we're expecting a final round against supercorp because we all know those two are the biggest ships of this poll

    OH PLEASE, THERE IS NO WAY YOU "WANTED" TO MEET SUPERCORP. ANYMORE THAN MARRISH WANTS TO RUN INTO... WELL, ANY MEDIUM TO LARGE SHIPS REALLY.

    * Yeah I haven't even been on and know they used a script or bot. Happens every time.

    * Piper & Alex, up for nearly a day haven't creaked 10k yet. Obviously going to lose. But of course, when facing SC they got 9k in 45 minutes, and nearly 20k in 3 hours.
    Bots will do that for you. Zimbio, this is an embarassement.

    * I don't know if any Supercorp fans are reading this right now, but it was more than obvious that Vauseman had so many votes for the help of some, they were not bots, I read on Twitter some Juliantinas angry because some Supercorp fans voted for Harley and Ivy , since the Juliantinas had helped Supercorp in the previous round, so they began to vote against, so Vauseman beat Supercorp, not for anything else

    MEEEEOW!!

    * Can you stop saying the same crap over and over again because that is not true smh again the Juliantinas had nothing to do with sc being out of that round it’s so obvious ppl were using bots against the sc fandom and tbh the Juliantinas were expecting a final round against sc

    . . . SO YOU BOTTED THEM OUT OF THE POLL.

    * I have screenshots of some of the juliantinas saying it. You are not in control of knowing what the 36k people who follow juliantine fans do, so stop defending something that you do not know. If I say it, it is because I have proof.
    No one used bots, they used methods to switch browsers, enter incognito mode, clear cache, Android app, VPN, etc., while doing it against Harley and Ivy, there were several of you voting for Vauseman, out of anger. If you don't read what some of your fandom partners say, it's not my problem

    * Vauseman got 9000 votes in 45 minutes, and over 20,000 votes in 3 hours. As you can see, neither Vauseman or Juliantians have anywhere near that range of voters. Its obviously bots.

    . . . UMM, IT'S YOUR BOTS . . .

    * Each juliantina voted 10 votes per person in 1 hour, the juliantinas are not few, as I mentioned previously, I have evidence that several of them voted against supercorp. If they had been bots as you say, they would continue using it and if you see now vauseman is losing. Who uses bots uses it at all times, therefore in this round they would also have to use it and so in the final, but they are not doing it, because they were not bots

    * Just because you saw that on Tw doesn’t mean it’s true don’t believe everything you read lol also just because "some"of them said that doesn’t mean that the whole fandom is gona go vote against sc some of them are also sc shippers and love that ship too Don’t generalize a whole fandom over what "some" of them said and even if the juliantina fans page has 36k ppl that doesn’t mean they are all going to vote at once lmao it is 100% clear that ppl paid bots to use against sc fandom in that round and if you can’t see that then that’s all on you cus it’s quite obvious they used bots

    * Up for 2 days, Vauseman still hasn't reached 10k. Funny how they got 9k in 45 minutes when against SC.
    This is OBVIOUSLY some cheating. But sure, keep quite.

    * Bots

    * Vauseman lost.
    How shocking. Its almost like no

  • ZIMBIO WANK STORM 2020 - 4 years ago

    The poll may be over but the wank just keeps going...kinda like a virus. Sorry.
    Let's look at some of the comments left on the zimbio site.

    * 99% of them aren't even couples...

    OMG

    * If you don't vote Supercorp you're letting THE MAN win.

    AS OPPOSED TO LETTING THE BOTS WIN?

    * WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?! MadamSpellman should have gotten more votes, Lilith and Zelda are everything!

    * HOW DARE BUGHEAD NOT WIN!!!!!!

    * Just gonna let bots run wide, huh?

    * sadly, they are.

    * Don´t let the hate turn down your ships! Go team SUPERCORP and AVALANCE! Don´t let bots ruin us we are stronger together!

    * I´m 70% sure that the final will be Supercorp against Juliantina... that would be a nightmare for both ships because both are too strong!! anyway i hope the arrowverse fandom help us against the telenovela ship!

    * We were not going to win, it was more than obvious, because the Juliantinas voted against Supercorp. Several of them saw that some of Supercorp were voting for Harley and were offended and started voting against Supercorp. Per person they give more than 10 votes in less than 1 hour, using different browsers, vpn, app on android

    * i call for a protest and boycott of zimbio march madness

    * my friends who ever you support join with us and boycott this farce of a competition

    HOW DID THAT WORK OUT FOR YOU GUYS?

    * i guess bots can just do whatever and it doesn't matter huh
    congrats on cheating ladies

    ARE WE TALKING ABOUT SUPERCORP? BECAUSE THEY KEPT UP WITH PIPER/ALEX.

    * Just gonna let those bots pretend that SC lost fairly? SC won the last few of these in a row, and you think the pairing that has barely gotten any votes throughout this context just jumped up to near 20k?

    * You know why that happened, because the Juliantinas voted against Supercorp. Several of them saw that some of Supercorp were voting for Harley and were offended and started voting against Supercorp. Per person they give more than 10 votes in less than 1 hour.

    THOSE WHO LIVE BY THE BOT...

    * i have never seen a more disgusting rigged system ever 20k one round and then 100k the next impossible. Let me tell you without supercorp zimbio is nothing and your going to see when you have 4 couples struggle to put the votes supercorp brought just rememeber

    * Yup. Not voting here.

    * the fact people need bots to win these contest proves to me who the real winners are.
    AVALANCE THE TRUE WINNERS

    * I'm sorry, but those are lies.

    SURE, JAN

    * whats worse is lets not mince words but Juliana and Valentina are going to win the only pairing that could beat them honestly was supercorp, but zimbio with what you have allowed you delegitimized there victory thats the saddest part they could have had a hell of a final with supercorp and Juliana and valentina. soemone should do a poll with just those two and see who wins

    "the only pairing that could beat them honestly was supercorp" THAT'S THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE EVER READ!!

    * At 9:15 a.m. pacific, Supercorp needed 500 more votes to win. 45 minutes later, OITNB won with a lead of over 9,000 points. Since you can only vote once per hour, that means there were 9,000 individual OITNB fans who didn't bother to participate until the last minute?

    * And now they're not bothering to vote?

    * If there are anti-Supercorps participating in this thing, why didn't any of them nominate Karamel or Karadox or Kara with anyone else? I saw one nomination for Agentcorp and that was it for anti-Supercorp activity until now.

    * FUCK OFF! RIGGED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    * SO rigged - how can one couple have more votes than 3 couples combined?????

    * Juliantina is a popular ship I'm not surprised they have a lot of votes lol

    * 1 couple getting more votes than 3 couples combined?????

    * Supercorp 89 k votes juliantina 72k

    * That ship has a lot fans and they have a big fandom that fandom is always voting

  • Zimbio March Madness 2020 - 4 years ago

    * correction *

    March Madness 2020 - Elite Eight

    Okay, the results . . .
    Juliantina crushed their opposition with over 77000 votes, and Piper/Alex (OITNB) decimated SuperCorp 52-48 % (or 98994 - 89954 votes!!).

    We thought the wank would diminish, with SC gone. But Avalance vs JULIANTINA vs Supercorp wank is still being served fresh on your nearest twitter feed.

    Yummy.

  • Zimbio March Wankfest 2020 - 4 years ago

    * Lbr here the only ships keeping that site alive were clexa, swanqueen and supercorp so now that they‘ve lost us all,,,,,, good luck getting those clicks on your website

    HMM, IT LOOKS LIKE JULIANTINA HAS ALREADY REPLACED YOU GUYS

    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    * the zimbio poll thing fight might be too strong a word tho it’s just like dumb drama but i couldn’t think of a better word hahahaha

    DUMB DRAMA?
    CORRECT!

    * So the SC fandom, who is constantly treat like trash for breathing, is blamed because other ships are losing in the Zimbio poll. First of all, almost none of the canon or fanon ships can beat Juliantina. And.. we supported many fandoms. And other fandoms made us feel not welcomed Do you hear yourself?

    DO YOU STILL WONDER WHY OTHER SHIPS HATE YOU?

    REALLY?

    * a few months ago major parts of the avalance fandom said sc weren’t welcome to their fandom and now they’re begging us to help them vote for avalance—-

    * I don’t think people realize how petty we actually are though like...one of the reason why we stayed so long inside the zimbio poll was to prove to the antis that we could

    OH WE KNOW HOW PETTY YOU GUYS ARE

    * Idk, like from what I’ve been able to tell: supercorp ships and supports most ships including the canon ones but all they do is shit on us and then get pissy when their crap attitude at us puts us off from supporting them later

    * Some avalance shippers are saying supercorps should vote for them during the zimbio poll. And the supercorps are saying how the Avalance shippers just told them months ago they’re not welcome in the fandom so why should they vote for them

    * Avalance losing zimbio and it's our fault

    * wonder when people will realize that we arent voting in zimbio at all RN. We are conserving our energies. Why do people who shade, shit on & complain non stop about supercorp (when our ship has nothing to do with their show) suddenly think they are entitled to our energy & time?

    THE AVALANCE abs SUPERCORP WANK IS DELICIOUS!

    * I got hate too, lol
    But that should make us hate the couples, like l don't care, l ship supercorp, and l ship avalance and batmoore, voted for all three devoted
    l just don't care if someone hates me for it, l give support to ships l love ;)
    And you're right...FUCK ZIMBIO

    * is all of this cause sc lost t hat fucking zimbio thing? lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

    * This is so embarrassing for zimbio the semi-finals (and finals) are probably the least exciting and competitive this poll has ever had RIP to the ad revenue from these final rounds if they had only dealt with the cheating it'd have been an epic showdown of sc v jltna

    * Especially when you consider we accumulated over 7 million votes last year lmfao

    * Zimbio March Madness 2020 is a flop.

    NOT ACCORDING TO THEIR AD REVENUE

  • Zimbio March Madness 2020 - 4 years ago

    * Not gonna lie, but as part of also Supercorp fandom, l'm disappointed on the lack of support SCs show to the last Arrowverse canon ship in the competition
    Aka Avalance (another fandom l'm part of)
    And then we wonder why everyone hates us...smh

    * they hated us long before the zimbio poll came around so I don’t know why anyone would expect us to help them

    * I know lots of Avalance fans who voted for Supercorp to help them out...
    So l dunno who you talkin about, but they def won't help us ever again, another fandom who hates us
    We are doing great..

    * I feel like I’m supposed to care but I can’t. They already hated us so it won’t be much of a difference. And if they hate us over a poll that their problem

    * Sure dude, then we should stop screaming about zimbio and "bots" since the only one who has to power to kick us from zimbio was Juliantina, lol Tbh l'm not even mad, l think they deserve to win

    * You can think it was them. And it could have been a couple of them but it’s still not realistic because not even they can vote that fast or make numbers like that in an hour.

    * Lol thinking its BOTS is ridiculous, l can see with my own eyes the power that fandom has
    I can see the difference they make against anyone they go, and numbers do not lie lol
    Its basic math, and in this game they kicked everyones asses (yes, even supercorps), so respect

    * Thinking it’s not bots is ridiculous. If the Juliantina fandom could make 17k in an hour they would have done so for there own fandom. And for them to make those numbers every single shipper would have had to been voting against us. Which just isn’t true.

    ARE YOU SURE? BECAUSE EVERYONE KINDA HATES YOU.

    * Antis, plus those who vote for Vauseman and J-fandom united, and you think its bots: Sure Jan.

    * Pffff vausmen doesn’t have a fandom. And Juliantinas votes were consistent with the times we were voting. But if you wanna claim a whole fandom did it go ahead. Just ignore the fact that plenty of Juliantinas and SCs alike wanted the fandoms to face off during the finals

    * Lol surrreee they did...

    * Whatever helps you sleep at night I guess

    * I sleep fine

    * Yeah I know..that’s what I just said

    POPCORN ANYONE?

    * Why are SC fans being blame for another fandom losing? Im just curious. We get told to vote for every other ship even if we already are helping & we get attack for voting for our ship. And why do people think we'e still dealing with zimbio after they ignored evidence of cheating?

    * We get blamed for everything

    GEE, I WONDER WHY

    * Who's blaming us now?

    * certain people have this odd notion that we need to pour our energies into supporting every single canon ship to atone for the crime of... having a non-canon OTP, i guess? meanwhile, we're owed nothing, we're supposed to just sit in our corner and stfu until we're needed lmao

    OH WE ALL WISH YOU WOULD STFU

    * Funny how it's only SC who gets shit for everything. I mean, no one says shit that cheaters voted for other ships simply to beat SC

    BECAUSE THEY HATE YOU

    * imagine thinking the supercorp fandom will still give zimbio clicks after the bots incident

    * also, most of us love all the ships left there. So it's better to just stay out of it anyway and boycott the poll entirely

    WE’LL ALL MISS YOU
    DON’T LET THE DOOR HIT YOUR ASS ON THE WAY OUT!

    * @zimbio your lack of concern over INSANE cheating against supercorp in the last round is sickening

    HOW’S THAT BOYCOTT GOING?

    * zimbio’s voter turnout without supercorp in any of the rounds is pitiful... our power

    YES, WE’LL MISS ALL THE BOTS THAT YOU AND YOUR OPPONENTS USED

    * Watch this be the last year that zimbio had any kind of relevance lmao you fuck us over like that once- well

    THAT’S WHAT CLEXA AND SWANQUEEN THOUGHT

    * Lbr here the only ships keeping that site alive were clexa, swanqueen and supercorp so now that they‘ve lost us all,,,,,, good luck getting those clicks on your website

    HMM

  • ZIMBIO WANKFEST 2020 - 4 years ago

    AND THE WANK CONTINUES . . .

    * The couple you have never heard of is a worldwide phenomenon, they managed to win 14 awards in one night, they achieve a lot as a fandom, they created charity projects for the lgbt community and so on. The fact you never heard of them doesn’t mean they aren’t popular

    AVALANCE! GO AND STAND WITH SUPERCORP IN THE CORNER!

    * How very obviously rigged. Vauseman been up for hours, losing of course, with a fraction of the votes the bots gave them against SC.
    I mean really, SC was steady the entire time, while Vauseman who couldn't get noticed unless they set themselves on fire got 9000 votes in 45ms?

    * @zimbio
    a question, it is legal to use different browsers, VPN, Android application to generate multiple votes per person in less than 1 hour, being that you established 1 vote per hour

    * will zimbio be addressing the accusations of the use of bots in round 4? piper/alex pulled in an insane number of votes at the last minute (like 9000 in 30 min), only for them to crash and burn in the semifinals.
    i'm not accusing piper/alex shippers, someone used them (via bots) to take out supercorp in round 4 and has now dumped them to vote for whoever their actual fave is in the semifinals.

    * so vauseman won in the quarterfinals with almost 100k votes and now in the semifinals they might not even scrounge up 10k? and we’re supposed to trust the integrity of this poll? lmao ok @zimbio

    * in 2 days 8,000 votes and they beat us at 95,000 but please ... what a joke

    * they must be so sad their traffic is so low now. Ah well.

    ONLY ON THAT POLL. THE REST OF THE SITE IS MAKING UP FOR THAT.

    * Lol what a joke

    * Everyone with half a brain knows Supercorp would have ended up in the final against Juliantina, and that it would have turned out to be a close call. At this point, Juliantina has no real competition left. I love my babies Ava and Sara, but damn they're biting the dust.

    YOU WON LAST YEAR BECAUSE YOU BOTTED MORE THAN POSIE

    * Mind to investigate this @zimbio? It's been a day and they haven't even reached 8k but in round 4 they got A THOUSAND votes in 4 minutes, and you still think there's no shit happening.

    * what if it’s zimbio that sells the voting bots and the whole thing is just a really convoluted scheme to get both notoriety and profit lmao

    * [x files theme]

    THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE

    * I checked the voting right now, the total votes for all pairings don’t even reach 50k..
    Your loss @zimbio

    * @zimbio are u blind or something????

    * Zimbio March Madness, one day left, nobody is over 10K except Juliantina. SC shippers dropped OUT.

    THEN WHY DON’T YOU SHUT UP?!!

  • So, everyone is cheating on Zimbio now - 4 years ago

    And the Battle of the Bots continues on Zimbio March Madness 2020

    * not gonna lie most of the reason I reactivated was because I heard we lost zimbio by shady means

    * Ok. For avalance shipper who doesn't know, there is an app called Hola that allows you to vote zimbio several times. Download and vote in the anonymous browser. Juliantina is not using bots!

    STILL CHEATING YOU MORON

    * So if you want to have a chance avalance to win, download Hola and vote countless times.

    * SIGH *

    * Evil has been defeated? doing god's work?
    All because of that zimbio ship thing?
    Unless they fighting bisexuality....is that it?
    Are LGBT group in the fandom evil?
    You guys are the ones so hateful that you could bite your tongue & poison yourselves.
    Fucking fanatics.

    OR SUPERCORP USED BOTS TO WIN LAST YEARS ZIMBIO
    AND PAYBACK IS A BITCH

    * “Doing gods work” spending money and time on bots while there’s a pandemic, homeless, countless others in need-

    * People like that... using god for things like this when millions are at home, lost their jobs and thousands of people ill or dead... confirms my atheism.

    MAYBE DON’T USE BOTS NEXT TIME, ‘KAY?

    * Please stfu. Juliantina is a bigger fandom. Take the L peacefully

    * Seriously shut up. Sore losers. Your fandom is not as big as Juliantina

    I GUESS AVALANCE LOVES TO PISS OFF IT’S COMPETITION TOO.

    * supercorps bank account after zimbio...

    . . EMPTY?

    * So wait #vauseman won zimbio against #Supercorp???? Vauseman has the lamest, least active fandom even when it was on!We never bothered voting for SHIT what's this nonsense?

    * Lmao, thank you. Some people are attacking me because I said haters bought bots against us & that the vauseman fandom doesn't even care about this poll, it was so obvious, they were using bots since the 1st round, always at the same time and with the same pattern in every round

    * Sometimes I wonder if zimbi0 itself was selling those votes, anyways, at least we won't be voting on that poll anymore, we're free

    * Wtf vauseman isn’t nearly as big as supercorp

    * Antis of supercorp bought voting bots to make sure supercorp didn't win

    * Supercorp antis paid for bots. That's actually what happened. Like 9k votes happened in the final hour out of nowhere.

    * Bull shit... Something went wrong here...

    * Is there really more to say? the evidence that this competition was illegal is there ... now it only remains to improve your system

    I’M SURE ZIMBIO WILL GET RIGHT ON THAT

    ANY DAY NOW

    LOL

    * Zimbio March Madness this year was such a joke.

    WELL, WE FOUND IT FUNNY

    * Still not over this bullshit @zimbio.

    * Between a combination of supercorp antivoters & bots running wild we weren't able to win the round.
    A lot of people have been trying to eliminate sc since round 1 and they finally got us. Sadly
    @zimbio is spineless and didn't do shit despite all our proof of the cheating.

    * Sad for them because they're on the Final Four round now and receiving so few votes their bad.

    * zimbio truly shot themselves in the foot lmao no site clicks = no money

    I’M SURE THEY’LL REALLY MISS YOUR $12.50

    BUT THE MILLIONS THEY MAKE WILL CONSOLE THEM, I’M SURE

    * lmao zimbio be dropping their site traffic now the antis truly couldn’t be bothered to be consistent with their support huh. how transparent

    * and with 15k votes during the last hour of the round, in a poll that supposedly people can only vote once per hour it was so very obvious that antis used bots against us. but as far as I can see, nobody’s mad except maybe a little at zimbio for allowing it to happen

    BECAUSE EVERYONE HATES YOU

    * I am voting but...
    This round is so RIGGED - how can one couple (who I have never heard of) have 13,000+ votes when 3 couples (who I have heard of) barely reach that number in total

  • WANKFEST 2020 or ZIMBIO MARCH MADNESS - 4 years ago

    * This is a vote that should be fun and not to fight with other fandons. If we want to win, we should also download the app, by the way.

    * Why do we have to agree to do the same thing knowing that this is wrong? It is as if I need money and I steal even though it is wrong just because others do it

    * I am also using it and I am voting on avalance. You could download it too

    * In these cases, using the methods that the event does not provide is like a hack and it is cheating, but it is futile to explain why it seems that they do not want to understand and want to make something wrong look good.

    LOL

  • Wank-io March Madness 2020 - 4 years ago

    * Why are y’all letting avalance lose this poll though?? Where’s all the fight we saw for the other cw ships? Avalance are prime rep I don’t get y’all vote on the zimbio poll man

    * You should start using VPN, as they are not bots. With VPN we get votes with the fandom effort, it's not like a robot is voting for us. I downloaded browsers and VPN and am voting for avalance. If they're not bots, it's not cheating

    * if I use a hack in a game it is cheating, if the game does not detect it, it does not mean that it is not cheating. A hack is not a robot, it is used manually giving you advantages over the one who is playing the game legally...

  • WANKFEST 2020 or ZIMBIO MARCH MADNESS - 4 years ago

    The Supercorp wank has now been joined by Avalance vs Juliantina wank.

    * Why are you writing nonsense and this is how you blame us for voting better because you have no idea how strong the army is...*Juliantina we vote and we do not blame other fans .... we only vote strongly and unanimously ... which never works for you

    * Please stfu. Juliantina is a bigger fandom. Take the L peacefully

    * Sorry but nop.. Juliantina is a big fandom, i wish Avalance the best but that's not true

    * Lmao, byeeeee

    * Juliantina fandom goes to great lengths to excel in voting.

    SO MUCH SHADE THERE.

  • ZIMBIO 2020 or WANKS FOR THE MEMORIES - 4 years ago

    * SUPERCORP LOST THE ZIMBIO POLL TY MY XOCHI BOTS

    * The evil has been defeated

    * doing god’s work!

    * Last I checked, shitbirds used bots. So its hardly a lose, is it? Just cheating from people like you.

    * stay mad y’all lost xx

    * But they cheated. We're not mad, we expect garbage people like you to be happy with cheating.
    We're just disappointed that Zimbio wouldn't try to be fair.
    On a side note, we're still the largest, most popular pairing on SG. Stay trash.

    OMG! GOLD!

    * My dearest, TV y Novelas had capchas Juliantina still won all the prizes.

    * this isn’t about Juliantina - they’re a popular ship with an organized fan base who could actually fairly win this and that’s fine.

    * Then, please explain why so many sc shippers are accusing everyine else of cheating? Because I honestly dont get it.

    BECAUSE THEY'RE HYPOCRITICAL WANKERS

    * 1) vauseman is canon 2) do you honestly think your fandom is even half as big as vauseman's/ointb's is

    * dude i love vauseman but oitnb is over and most shippers wouldn't give a shit to the poll... this was 100% the work of the antis
    y'all can be happy for vauseman but you shouldn't kid yourselves that your fandom is that dedicated to win zimbio poll

    CONDESCENDING MUCH?

    * work of antis or not it's literally just a poll and scs are acting like they were cheated or it was a crime for their non canon ship to lose get a life

    * listen literally everyone would be frustrated to lose because of cheaters and it's pretty obvious bots were used but ok

    * shut up

    LOL. WAY TO PISS OFF THE OTHER SHIPS, SC STANS.

    * @zimbio so it's been a couple of hours and Piper and Alex have less than 2k votes. Compares weirdly to the 7k they got in about 2 hours in the last round, doesn't it.
    P.S: I also hope you all know I and all my friends use add blocker

    * @zimbio people are cheating in your polls lmao how about you fix that

    * Plus don’t pretend supercorp has small fandom, supercorp won zimbio last year and lot of other polls

    * and...all i said was they got a bigger fan base cause it’s a whole netflix show.

    * yeah and I agree with that. OITNB is more popular than Sg, but Supercorp is more popular ship from those two. If votes weren’t jumping by thousands in minutes - no one would say a single thing about people buying bots...

    * all i said was it had a bigger fandom. y’all being this mad over a poll and someone stating a fact, is weird

    * We are not mad because we lost some poll. Most people are mad, because people were clearly buying bots and zimbio did nothing about it

    * because it’s a poll that doesn’t change anything....

    * if it’s just a poll than why you care

    LOOK AT SUPERCORP PISSING OFF EVERY FUCKING SHIP WITH THEIR SHEER ARROGANCE

    * Dansens Supercorps
    Fucked over by online polls and antis

    * I am sorry but Avalance is a big ship, to say we cheated is really disrespectful toward LOT fandom, yeah even as a supercorp l voted for Avalance...srsly

    * No one said you cheated

    AH HUH...SUUUURE

    * We all know they wouldn’t have won without the bots from the antis.

    * Juliantina is a huge ship and fandom but hey, Avalance made it to the semi-finals legitimately without the use of bots.

    * Juliantines don't use bot either

    * Really ???? Bots ????? ahhahahahah you just screw up or really think we're bots hahahahah

    * Or check one of my replies before taking it the wrong way?

    IS THIS THE START OF AVALANCE vs JULIANTINA WANK?

    * Welp, juliantina obviously using proxy bot, but at least Avalance ship made it to semi-finals with no bots, that's a true win

    * Sorry but nop.. Juliantina is a big fandom, i wish Avalance the best but that's not true

    * we don't need to cheat we are nominated for other awards

    Why are you writing nonsense and this is how you blame us for voting better because you have no idea how strong the army is...*Juliantina we vote and we do not blame other fans .... we only vote strongly

  • WANKFEST 2020 or ZIMBIO MARCH MADNESS - 4 years ago

    * @zimbio I know you guys are aware of the bots, so why don't you do anything about it? Anyway have fun next year when you get no traffic due to lack of integrity

    * Unless you people are trying to find a way to make money, this crap isn't gonna work. Each and everyone of are smart enough to not spend 300 dollars on some hack that will only work once.

    * Unless @zimbio cleans up their act there won't be another poll for me.
    It's rigged - how can one couple have 14,000+ and 3 couples barely reach that combined.
    RIGGED

    * Zimbio clearly lacks respect for SC but that's okay as long as we know that Supercorp would have won again this year, that's what counts!

    * Can’t believe you let the cheaters win. And you’ll see how easily they’re beaten. It will be like only humans are voting and not effing bots! Do better next year, @zimbio! Seriously!

    * yall have a serious bot problem just bc antis hate sc

    * do y’all actually not know what’s going on with the bots and the cheating or are you just turning a blind eye

    * Vote ONCE every hour, yet 15K in ONE hour with no promo/organized effort is realistic?
    Your unwillingness to recognize bot issues shows you are complicit to cheating for the sake of clicks
    Regardless of this joke of a poll results are, we know we are #StrongerTogether

    * No. Acknowledge you allowed botting and have some integrity.

    * Uh huh. Gonna ignore that SC was beaten off by bots and not voters.

    * I KNOW YALL ARENT THAT RETARDED

    * Losing hurts less than being ignored by you, Zimbio. You’ve just lost a fan.

    * so we all agree that we’re never voting on a zimbio poll ever again right

    * fuck off with you. you spineless idiots. i will never again vote in one of your rigged matches. how dare you

    * here it is what i have been waiting for and just as canned as i thought it would be there highlight no mention of the rigged system or an apology to #Supercorp
    "Undoubtedly, the #Supercorp fandom is still one of the loudest and brightest voices to contend in the competition, and their unyielding enthusiasm will surely be missed"
    #ZimbioMarchMadness this is disgusting

    * Zimbio are sluts for the clicks, they don't care if they're legit. This crap has gone on for years, I'm convinced the only thing that would get them to do something about it is to boycott them completely for a year. 100% let em suck it in silence.

  • WANKFEST 2020 or ZIMBIO MARCH MADNESS - 4 years ago

    Zimbio March Madness 2020 - Sweet Sixteen

    Okay, the results . . .
    Juliantina crushed their opposition with over 77000 votes, and Piper/Alex (OITNB) decimated SuperCorp 52-48 % (or 98994 - 89954 votes!!). Botting again?

    * Unpopular opinion: we should leave the polls alone. What do we even get from the whole fiasco of voting AND fighting off antis while in the end, we might get crowned the winner for that one time and nothing else. It starts again next year. The stress I see on my tl everytime- -Zimbio has its marchmadness poll is insane. It's unfair we have to endure the anti-voting from antis, and not like we haven't faced enough shit antis throw at us everyday. Just so stressful.

    The cheating vote is happening and zimbio does nothing about it, yet they get free mentions and their sites get tons of views from us voters. It's not worth chasing after an empty crown just so we can gloat later IF we win. We love our ship. We love our characters. We love our fandom. We don't have to win to prove anything. The fact that there are ppl who spend money trying to pry this possible victory out of our hands our of spite already says enough. Supercorp doesn't need a flashy gif from it.

    I appreciate everyone taking part in voting and I hope Supercorp can win. But the poll is supposed to be fun. I do wish everyone would get some fun out of it instead of unnecessary frustration, anger and stress. Wish you guys well.

    BUT I THOUGHT YOU GUYS LIKED TO GLOAT

  • Wank-io March Madness 2020 - 4 years ago

    * so @zimbio you going to respond to the nearly 90k people you fucked over right now or hide like cowards

    * @zimbio thank you so much for doing absolutely NOTHING about all the unfairness that goes down in your poll! It’s just really disappointing how a very dedicated fandom stood no chance because a bunch of pressed people decided to buy bots! But your poll ain’t shit so anyways

    * zimbio's proven that they lack respect for ships & have credibility issues so i wouldn't give their site anymore traffic, especially after this loss. they allow the bots so ppl would vote harder & give them site traffic. that's the tea

    * The only winner is @zimbio and the bot's bank account. Probably one in the same.

    * And the worst part is that by telling the truth that there has been cheating, we will be treated as bad losers

    BECAUSE YOU ARE

    AND HYPOCRITICAL CHEATS TOO

    * What the actual fuck is this? @zimbio
    Are you kidding me?

    * @zimbio I know this isn’t the end of the world but, you do know that people were buying bots to vote against supercorp right? if you look at the numbers for each round you’ll see that it just doesn’t add up... and that’s just fax.

    * @zimbio thanks for doing absolutely nothing to stop the bots and taking away the fun from this poll.

    * But given I've seen dozens of tweets from supercorp fans on how to get around the voting limits could they not be doing exactly the same thing?

    EXACTLY!!

    * @zimbio This is not fair we fight so hard with the bots since round ONE and you guys did NOTHING!!

    * We didn’t manage to get to the final this year due to antis using bots again us @zimbio should be aware that someone is cheating.

    * maybe we should get protest @zimbio and #ZimbioMarchMadness trending maybe then they will get there shit together we where 90K strong

    * It took 4 rounds of constant antivoting, cheating, and @zimbio's complete lack of integrity for #Supercorp to be taken down.

    * Thanks for the kind words we were fine with not winning since we won last year, it's the blatant cheating that upset us. But it's over, we're free!

    THE BLATANT CHEATING THAT UPSET YOU . . . REALLY?!!!

    * LÇDFAK~DSAFLÇKDSAFSAD OH MY GOD ZIMBIO WENT RADIO SILENCE

    * Fucking cheaters. @zimbio You guys should do something about it, because it's not fair!!!

    * @zimbio I didn't know bots were allowed you guys should have warned us so we wouldn't bother this year

    * zimbio yall doin something about this or??

    * Download the VPN Hola and vote for anonymous browsing.

    THEY JUST CAN'T HELP THEMSELVES, CAN THEY?

    * So proud of SCs and everyone who has dropped in to power vote for our Supercorp ladies these past few days! We made it to round 4 without bots, dropping 150,000+ of votes by our sheer determination

    THE BEST SHEER DETERMINATION THAT MONEY COULD BUY, RIGHT? ಠ‿↼

    * And what do you know? Suddenly next round, and the pairing that had the second most votes last round suddenly has the LEAST lmfao. Wonder why that is . truly hilarious @zimbio

    * We may not win this years’s March Madness @zimbio , but at least I’m proud because of the fact that #Supercorp fandom is not fake like all of you. We will fought every battle with integrity. Now and forever.

    OMFG!!

    * Anyway fuck zimbio

    * It's been 30min since the new round started and @zimbio still hasn't tweeted anything to promote it.. they KNOW there's a shit storm waiting for them here

    * #ZimbioBots

    * so are we boycotting zimbio next year or
    not me being pissed by a “silly poll” sigh

    * @Zimbio Did you sell those bots? Because if you didn't what was the point of allow it? You just earn hate and lose credibility. #Zimbiofraud #zimbiobots

    * Zimbio die challenge

    UH . . .

    * This is bullshit! Why vote, when people are just paying bots and not being fair!?

    * Zimbio is a joke, glad I don't have to worry about them any more.

  • ZIMBIO MARCH MADNESS 2020 aka FUCK ZIMBIO! - 4 years ago

    * Thanks @zimbio for actually looking at what's going on in the polls.. We did fight and we didn't even need some bots or the other ships haters to help us lol

    * I think in the end the biggest loser in this will be @zimbio

    * They literally increased 10k votes in less than 15 minutes. How the fuck is that possible? ... be fair and disqualify them, this is outrageous @zimbio zimbio bots

    * There's seriously people spending money on bots to vote against Supercorp on an internet poll? Wtf

    * If @zimbio disqualified those fakes votes I'd love to see their stupid faces, when they realize they truly throw their money away for nothing

    BUT THEY DIDN'T , SO MONEY WELL SPENT I GUESS

    * @zimbio y’all let them cheat so obviously too, talk about being fair

    * Can you do something about the bots they're using?? It's not right, supercorp was winning and then they started using bots, like 1,200 votes in 4 minutes, that's not possible!

    * i can’t believe @zimbio still haven’t done anything at all about it

    * Lol 15k in one hour w no promotion vs an honest 6k in an hour with heavy push and encouraging people to vote? Yeah right, @zimbio

    * Wow, they’re not even hiding their bot voting

    * There’s not even a way to pretend they gathered those votes themselves. Those jumps are unrealistic.
    So if @zimbio allows them to continue I doubt we’ll be bothering with their site next year.

    * Looking at the cash they paid for those bots I’d say fairly certain there’s only one loser in this poll and it is not SC.

    OH YES IT IS

    * I hope they have some@left over to hold them over during this pandemic

    * Glad they have their priorities sorted out.

    * They’re like “if I die, i die! ...but first I gotta make sure this fanon ship im not at all threatened by from a tv show doesn’t win this pointless internet poll! Give this money to charity? FUQ THAT! This is more important

    OOH EXTRA BITCHY.

    * Y'all really allowed all these people to spend tons of money on bots just to vote against #Supercorp, y'all are just as sleazy as the cheaters @zimbio

    * the bots are literally taking over, why aren’t u guys doing anything against it?

    * @zimbio your fricking bias is showing! Letting cheaters get away with things. We see how it is! Fix it! Take away votes from their side because they are blatantly cheating!

    * just cast my last vote ever in anything sponsored by @zimbio i am tired of there stupidity it does not take a genius to see what has happened here and what continues to happen its not fair to anyone

    * Who the fuck is Piper and Alex ????¿¿¿ @zimbio screw u

    * Stop letting people buy bots! You’re allowing cheating! Take away votes from the ship who’s obviously buying them! Hint, it’s not Supercorp.

    ARE YOU SURE THOUGH? ARE YOU REALLY SURE?

    * Call me naive and oblivious but why is everyone so against the idea that OITNB could actually be winning and making it out to be cheating? I want SuperCorp to beat them but it's not like no one can out do us, right?

    * It’s because the numbers don’t add up from past rounds and how fast they destroy our leads

    * But given I've seen dozens of tweets from supercorp fans on how to get around the voting limits could they not be doing exactly the same thing? I fully understand where you're coming from though. I participated in the after ellen fandom wars back in the day as a #faberry stan lol

    * Even if they were doing the same thing. They gained more than 100 votes a minute and 5k in 40 minutes. And two of the biggest fandoms can’t even make numbers like that. They gained 12k votes in 2 hours when it took us 4 hours to even gain that many.

    * Jesus. Okay, totally fair. I'd only seen a couple of updates and didnt think too much of it but damn yeah. Theres no way that's legit

    * F you zimbio, never gonna vote in this again

  • WANKFEST 2020 or ZIMBIO MARCH MADNESS - 4 years ago

    * @zimbio can you please fix your fucking website i’m tired of voting for assholes with bots get the lead

    * @zimbio this is unfair and just plain cheating. Do something about this. This happens every year.

    * Hey @zimbio why are you doing nothing?

    * i blinked and they're 2k up jesus. 40 more minutes left, lets go supercorp
    only took 15 minutes and now its a 6k lead @zimbio remove those bot votes its insane

    * How the hell did they get more than 5000 votes? hell this is an injustice Zimbio all the fucking time they cheated (justice ... the fandom deserves justice and fair competition)

    I'M PRETTY SURE THAT ALL THE TEAMS YOU BEAT LAST YEAR THINK THEY FINALLY GOT JUSTICE

    * yah right people have been telling them that for over 3 years now that i have been doing this @zimbio does not care. They are going to give some highlight about how #vauseman beat us hidding the truth

    * I don't think we can close that 4.7k vote gap on time. It took us 2-3hrs to do that in the beginning during that 10k vote lead.

    * now the we know how much @zimbio cares, we can all stop visiting their site ever again, right?

    FIVE BUCKS SAYS YOU'RE BACK NEXT YEAR

    * I checked it like 3 mins ago and they were at 92k and 3 mins later they at 93, 721k and probably more as we speak. The dafuck is this?!

    * @zimbio, check your cheaters. #Supercorp’s are actually abiding by the rules. The other ship most definitely shouldn’t have that many votes in a minutes. 2k votes in under 5 minutes?! Impossible without bots and cheating. Do better. Thanks.

    OH THIS YEAR YOU DECIDE YOU'RE BIG ENOUGH YOU DON'T NEED BOTS.
    OKAY

    * @zimbio THEIR NUMBER GONUP EXPONENTIALLY PLS DO SOMETHING they are clearly paying for bots

    * Cheaters

    * @zimbio next year no one will give a sh!t about your competition which was once actually exciting and a true representation of what fans supported, now you’ve let it become meaningless by not paying attention to the cheating and bots being used. Hope you’re happy xxx

    YOU'LL BE BACK

    * What a sad little life Zimbio

    * @zimbio bots are out of control wtf, please look into it

    * How can they jump 4K votes in 5 minutes???

    * Do your damn job ... I mean they're using Bots, breaking the rules, are you going to do something? suspend the competition, cancel those bots ... if they are pathetic @zimbio

    ROFL

    * 6,000 votes in 20 minutes??? Fuckin bullshit mate.

    * so when is Zimbio going to look into their traffic and bot votes? cause shit dont add up

    * Yall really dont care do you @zimbio

    * Rao knows we tried. 7k of difference? Fuck all antis man. This stuff is supposed to be fun! I hope @zimbio investigates this.

    I'M SURE THEY'LL GET RIGHT ON THAT... ANY DAY NOW...

    * Call me naive and oblivious but why is everyone so against the idea that OITNB could actually be winning and making it out to be cheating? I want SuperCorp to beat them but it's not like no one can out do us, right?

    UR TOO SANE FOR THIS SHIP
    BUT YEAH, OITNB IS AN EMMY AWARD WINNING SHOW, SO....

    * Look for the # of their ship + "vote " or "zimbio" and then tell me we ain't wrong about antis

    * Do something abt this @zimbio, they're using bots!

    * This is unfair, shitty and honesty ruins a fun lighthearted competition. Do smth @zimbio

    * We’re going to lose that much is clear, but at least we didn’t cheat, and we didn’t waste any money on buying bots so a ship can lose an online poll. Thanks for nothing @zimbio

    SO YOU'LL WASTE MONEY ON BOTS NEXT YEAR, RIGHT?

    * Some mother focas are using bots, no way to have 5k in 4 fucking minutes. No jodan.

    * Anyway fuck you for doing absolutely nothing against the bots @zimbio

    * What if zimbio is the bots...that’s why they aren’t doing anything to stop it-

    BEST CONSPIRACY THEORY YET

  • Oh dear lord! Are they still going? - 4 years ago

    Zimbio March Madness 2020 aka THE BOTS OF DOOM

    * I know they out there like ‘haha soupcorpses are mad they losing’ like nah Susan we mad this wasn’t a fair fight not that we can lose. Mad zimbio ain’t doing shit about i. But we also ain’t the ones spending our money to make a popular ship we hate lose. Lmao goofies.

    … SO YOU ARE MAD?

    * WTF @Zimbio???????

    * 3k in 20min??? WTF @zimbio

    * @zimbio you’re making it harder to not feel discouraged. 2k votes in just 15 minutes? FUCK YALL AND BYE IM FUCKING DONE and disappointed af

    * Supercorp had the lead on that @Zimbio poll and then in FIVE MINUTES the other jumped by 4k votes. Clearly the other side is using bots & cheating. There's 30 mins left and we're supposed to make up that many votes? This whole thing is rigged. Imagine being THAT pressed by K/L.

    * @zimbio You are shitty cowards ... you do nothing to remedy this situation (shitty cowards)

    LOL

    * And now they have went up several thousand votes tell me how they aren't using bots? @zimbio

    * Yeah sure seems really fair to me. No bots at all @zimbio

    * We really be getting 3.1k votes in 2hrs and here they are with a whooping 2.5k in 30 mins. Okay.
    How tf did they increase 7.6k votes in 24 mins asdfghjkl @ Zimbio
    I have to laugh omg this is ridiculous.
    Must be fun to get that 9k vote lead tho lmaoooo
    15k vote increase in the last hour. Not suspicious at all.

    * They really truly don't care about us, do they?

    YOU FINALLY REALISED?

    * @zimbio seriously? In less than 15 minutes... urghh you’re making it harder to not feel discouraged. HELLO?

    * It’s not about losing. We lost to #SwanQueen 2 yrs ago & the 2 fandoms came away friendly as ever and bonded better than ever.
    You know why? Cuz that was a clean competition.
    We’re not gonna win against paid bots at thsi point but vote

    THE SHEER HYPOCRISY HERE IS BREATHTAKING

    * @zimbio idk why you’re not regulating the votes anymore

    * This is insane LMAO the bots are running wild @zimbio

    * They got a thousand votes in 4 minutes.

    * ridiculous i just realized right now that the orange is the new black couple did 70k more votes round to round how dare you @zimbio for allowing this farce you say this is about love and all that stuff all you cause is suffering #ZimbioMarchMadness #SUPERCORP #NeverAgain

    DO YOU WANT ME TO NAIL YOU TO THAT CROSS, OR WILL YOU DO IT YOURSELF?

    * that ain’t bots that’s just zimbio messing with y’all

    * By the way @zimbio y’all fucking suck at keeping this shit fair.

    * zimbio do something about this!!

    * anyways @zimbio is shit for not putting captchas

    * @zimbio what's going on!? Come on, this doesn't add up.

    * I’m really sorry to all the other supercorps, but I won’t be able to continue to vote. I try every year, but always end up suicidal from the response of our opponents. Thank you to everyone who continues to vote, but a 3k lead in less than 30 minutes isn’t right. I’m sorry.

    IT'S A POLL SWEETIE. NOT THE CORONAVIRUS.

    * For reference, in 8 MINUTES, supercorps gained 694 votes, and they gained 1752 votes. How is this fair or just, @zimbio.
    How strange, @zimbio. Now that Vauseman are not against Supercorp, they’ve only gained 46 votes in 4 minutes. Makes total sense
    Another 4 minutes later and Vauseman have gained 32 votes. That’s less than 10% of votes they were getting when they were against Supercorp 10 minutes ago. It’s so blatantly obvious why.

    THAT THEY BEAT THE BOT-CHEATING HOS FROM LAST YEAR? (OR...THE JULIANTINA STANS GOT RID OF THEIR MAIN OPPONANT...HMMM)

    * zimbio can yall check the the use of bots before going to the next round?? i know its just a fun poll so can we pls at least make sure its fair!!

    * what's done is done but @zimbio, it's sad y'all doing nothing with this blatant bot problem and it's making YOU look bad. hope you're gonna fix this shit next year...

    * @zimbio hope y’all have your conscience clear that you’re not removing bot vo

  • They just "happened" to find a bot website..SUUURE - 4 years ago

    Zimbio March Madness 2020, where SuperCorp shippers have collective amnesia and have forgotten about using bots to win Zimbio 2019.

    * Imagine literally wasting all your money just because you dislike fictional characters......
    Couldn't be me, these people are absurd.
    Vote #supercorp to make them waste their paychecks

    * wait until y’all found out how much the b0ts cost
    1000 votes $44.99
    2000 votes $79.99

    * THE FUCKKKK

    * found that website last night and the highest price was like $1k. and now it’s only $300 they got a discount
    how nice of them, to give anti-voters discount for spreading hate in this time, where we would need more kindness!
    who needs money for food or healthcare right now, if you can buy b0ts to fight *the damn supercorps*
    who has so much money to waste, should just donate it!

    YOU JUST "DISCOVERED" THAT SITE LAST NIGHT . . . SUUUURE!

    * 93000 votes and counting makes at least $2800! Wow.

    * maybe we should try a different approach?
    @zimbio if i donated $100 to a charity instead of some cheating website, would you give #supercorp 2000 votes?

    * where do they get all this money?? im

    WHERE DID YOU GUYS GET THE MONEY LAST YEAR? DID YOU SPEND IT ALL?

    * @zimbio I hate you

    * zimbio fix the fucking poll

    * @zimbio can yall stop being useless and fix this bot situation pls?????

    * My entire timeline rn is #Supercorp flipping out for this vote
    Listen, we may be sick of @zimbio and it’s unwillingness to protect against botting, but damn if we don’t pull hard when people have a go at us.

    * @zimbio yall better do something about this what the fuck

    * zimbio brackets are my villain origin story

    * this is what a REAL and united fandom achieves

    . . . LOSING?

    * They just gained like 400 votes in 3 seconds are you fucking kidding me how are zimbio just???? Not caring??????

    * BRO THEY CHEATING @zimbio

    * I mean if you don't see the problem I don't know what to say anymore
    @zimbio let's keep voting with our hands #Supercorp fam, the money for the bots the antis are using, we'll donate to local hospitals

    OMFG

    * we have nothing to be ashamed of #Supercorp we gave it our all @zimbio should be ashamed in the end. how many times have people over the years point out this bot problem to no avail #ZimbioMarchMadness is a rigged system

    AND-YOU-WOULD-KNOW

    BECAUSE-THAT'S-HOW-YOU-WON-IN-2019

    * How much more proof does @zimbio need? Like... really? Look thru any supercorp’s page rn and you’ll see a massive outpouring of people encouraging voters and mass posting of link to vote... you won’t see that push for votes from the other fandom...cuz it’s all bots

    * As someone who doesn’t cheat, @zimbio please look at the numbers above and the numbers here, and look at the time stamp and tell me how you’re really gonna let a botted ship go on to the next round

    AS SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T CHEAT...LOOOOOOOOOOL

    * I hate it when everyone plots against SC like this! We just love two girls strong, magnificent and powerful. I do not see how that is a problem. SC fans are big and powerful, so what? Jealousy really forces people to do everything

    WERE YOU JEALOUS OF POSIE LAST YEAR?

    * Istg we are so friggin close to this rn y'all suit up and vote!!
    And as always, screw you @zimbio for allowing the bots to run free for your clicks, enjoy it while it lasts

    * I don't actually understand, is Zimbio really THAT significant that it's worth spending money for bots to out-vote a ship out of spite? It's not like the winner is getting anything? I'd never even heard of Zimbio before this, so it all seems really pointless to me?

    SUUURE

    * it isn't that significant. supercorps were ready to lose before people started cheating. it seems pointless to me too

    NOT WHAT YOU SAID LAST YEAR

    * Zimbio just wait when I'm gonna sue your whole website

    THEIR LEGAL TEAM IS SHAKING IN THEIR BOOTS

  • WANKFEST 2020 or ZIMBIO MARCH MADNESS - 4 years ago

    While we all struggle with the 2020 version of Spanish Flu, it's good to see the SC shippers focusing on what's really important.

    * Please keep voting #supercorp we are up against antis whonare literally paying for bots to vote against us

    * You wanna help?
    Vote every hours for #Supercorp
    We trying to fight against the cheater and the anti ( yeah its a pb @zimbio)

    * @zimbio do something about those bots im tired

    * @zimbio fix your shit

    * It’s a bot run

    * I’m really unclear what’s the point of the anti voting and paid bots against us... we won last year. like yeah they can maybe keep us from winning again but that doesn’t take away our win. we will always be able to say we are zimbio march madness winners

    * Juliantina is prob gonna win. But yea i dont get it. Like idk about you but when my ships gets knocked out, i stop voting really. I let those two ships duke it out themselves lmfao. Cant imagine voting just to see another ship lose.

    * yeah agree. I mean. we’ve had antis trying to knock us out since the first round, which is so silly bc most of us weren’t even as into this time, bc we did already win last year. we’ve got nothing to prove. but the negativity just pushed us to vote more out of principle.

    * That was Swan Queen for every March madness zimbio while ouat was on air until we finally won 2 years ago. Antis voted against us everytime. Didn't work though. So don't give up even though we won last year. We may as well fight to the end

    * yeah I was there for that too. looks like Sc is out of it this time oh well - we are still last year’s champions

    LAST YEAR'S CHEATS

    LIKE SWAN QUEEN

    AND CLEXA

    AND BELLARKE

    ANDF MALEC

    AND SANVERS

    * piper/alex are now up to 73,000 against supercorp, and at one point gained 17k votes in 3 hours (see below). @zimbio are you seeing this?? they’re obviously using bots, we’d really like the captchas back

    * Watch them losing next round with a low percentage...always some bullshit with that poll.
    Bots cause a lot of clicks for their site I guess

    * If you haven’t sold your soul to the devil yet for the zimbio poll are you even a real supercorp stan

    WELL THAT EXPLAINS A LOT

    * seriously guys, you need to get a life outside of March Madness ...
    man, I love SuperCorp as much as the next person, but I don’t even care of they lose we already won like twice

    AND ONLY ONCE DID WE USE BOTS! . . .

    * Ahh yes, being involved in March Madness means I have no life. Cool.
    You're obviously not paying attention because this was never about sc winning it. And since you don't seem to know, we won last year.

    . . . THAT CAN BE PROVEN.

    * if you’re gonna use bots at least make it more believable. lmao. 5k votes under one hour? yeah very believable for a fandom that barely know they’re in the fucking poll

    * especially when the most votes they had previously were 20k and suddenly they're close to 70k

    * they just gained 100 votes in a couple seconds @zimbio fix your website

    * zimbio poll + quarantine = actual madness

    * zimbio do something against those damn bots are you going to ignore this and call the poll fair or what

    * @zimbio hello bots are winning

    * These two great fandoms will meet at the end and it will be the best.
    #juliantina y #supercorp

    * i want that to be true but i think the writing is on the wall for #supercorp. i don't want it to be true but we have fallen behind again

    * Really? do you think we're a joke?@zimbio

    YOU PROBABLY DON'T WANT THEM TO ANSWER THAT

  • WANKFEST 2020 or ZIMBIO MARCH MADNESS - 4 years ago

    AND THE WANK NEVER ENDS!!

    * Continue voting in 30 min or 1 hour, the bots will run out and we will beat those antis ... but we have to continue promoting the voting

    * For what reason at this point? These people are only going to continue using bots until we wont be able to vote fast enough to beat them

    * The fandom will be more organized in the next round ... so that they still won't win us, but Zimbio has to update his page so that it does not allow this (because this year the tramap was very shameless) I am from the Latin fandom of the Supercorp we will help

    TOO LATE. YOU LOST. SO SAD.

    * Dont know why they turned off captchas. Its very obvious bots are being used.

    * They don't care in the slightest anymore

    * I mean did they ever? They just want site traffic lol

    * well, without Supercorp they're gonna lose a huge amount of traffic next round

    YOU DO REALISE THAT THIS POLL IS ONLY ONE SMALL PART OF THEIR SITE, RIGHT?
    THEY GET MILLIONS OF HITS ON THAT SITE PER MONTH!!

    OH YEAH, THEY'RE REAAAAAALLY GOING TO MISS U GUYS.

    (>ლ)

    * @zimbio CAN YOU PRETTY PLEASE DO SOMETHING ABOUT THE OBVIOUS BOTS THAT ARE BEING USED??? I AM BEGGING?? Y’ALL REALLY WANT CHEATERS TO WIN?? WAY TO GO
    This is making my blood boil it’s not even funny

  • IF ONLY WANK COULD CURE THE CORONAVIRUS . . . - 4 years ago

    Back to Zimbio March Madness, where the wank never stops . . . even if we wish it would (nah, not really).

    * I'd really like to see what @zimbio has to say about this because this is not normal.. if the couples we're against had such strong voters in previous rounds..sure. But they didn't, it is always just with SC and it doesn't seem right, the amount of votes they get so fast

    * @zimbio willingness to lose free publicity by allowing bots against SC is unbelievable. This is bad business sense. LMAO

    THEY'LL LOSE MILLIONS!! ಠ‿↼

    * @zimbio Hey you have to attend to the public ... you don't see the differences, you don't see how those are bots (everyone can see it. Are you going to let them cheat like that?

    * @zimbio check the votes against #supercorp we are voting honestly it is not fair to lose in this low way.

    * #BoycottZimbio ?

    I'M SURE ALL 250 OF YOU WILL REALLY PUT A DENT INTO ZIMBIO'S PROFITS

    * They seriously went up 1.1k votes in just 7 minutes? Really?!!
    @zimbio why the hell have you been ignoring this? How do you see this and think that's fair to the rest of us? The time stamps and number jumps are proof enough that their voting isn't fair. DO SOMETHING!

    * @zimbio i wouldn't say anything about this if it happened to other ships as well, but it happens ONLY with supercorp

    AND STRANGELY ENOUGH, ANYONE UP AGAINST SUPERCORP...HMMMM

    * Fuck you @zimbio

    * I know y'll hate this but trust me hate this poll more so VOTE we are losing

    * we wouldn't be losing if @zimbio would do something against the bots

    * @zimbio lol you got a bot problem

    * 2k votes in 15 mins?? @zimbio you got a BAD bot problem

    * my current prediction is Vauseman will win with more than 55K votes and then drop out next round with less than 15k, almost like suddenly there are only real people voting for them

    * will love to see @zimbio go back to the dust and cobwebs they were before march :)

    ... BECAUSE THEY CAN'T EXIST WITHOUT YOU!!

    * Hey guys! I know it’s demoralising when we lose the lead so fast because antis r using bots & @zimbio dont do anything. But it’s okay bc the bots r slowing down. Let’s do our best for remaining hours! It’s okay if u wanna tap out. Stay safe & healthy!

    * 4 HOURS LEFT
    And they gained another 4.8k votes in just 1 hour @zimbio
    We're losing by 1.6k votes.

    * you had tried to click continuously on the icon quickly ... I get 10/15 votes at a time
    with your iPhone with your finger quickly on it
    try

    1- THAT'S CHEATING
    2-THAT DOESN'T ACTUASLLY WORK. YOU ARE JUST VOTING AT SAME TIME AS OTHERS, SO IT LOOKS LIKE UR VOTES COUNT. THE EXTRA VOTES ARE OTHER PEOPLE.
    3-DUMBASS

    * @zimbio you are very evil with #supercorp

    * 17k in three hours @zimbio ??????

    * Lmfao this is so dumb. Im so glad we won when catpchas were a thing

    UMM, YOU MEAN LAST YEAR WHEN THEY REMOVED CAPTCHAS AND SC AND POSIE BOTS OBLITEREATED ALL COMPETITION??

    * I'm laughing so much, how can people be this petty

    I DUNNO, YOU TELL ME

    * You know too the fandoms that are cheating arent actually even in the poll

    * I know, I've been monitoring and the other ships were barely active these past few hours

    * There's seriously people spending money on bots to vote against Supercorp on an internet poll? Wtf
    If @zimbio disqualified those fakes votes I'd love to see their stupid faces, when they realize they truly throw their money away for nothing

    SINCE UR BOTS LOST THIS YEAR, YEAH I'D LOVE TO SEE UR FACE TOO

    * @zimbio hey you have to answer the complaints, your competition is dirty (don't you see the cheating they are doing?)

    THEY GAVE UP ON FANDOMS, AFTER THE DEATH THREATS A COUPLE OF YEARS AGO.

  • WANKFEST 2020 or ZIMBIO MARCH MADNESS - 4 years ago

    Is online wank an essential service? I feel this is something we need to know, in this time of plague.

    * Just a thought, I'd rather be annoyed by a captcha asking me to select all the trafic lights on set of pics rather than by people spending money on voting hacks. I'm done

    * Ok ok let me try this sleep thing again. I swear I'm gonna have nightmares about this mf poll.
    Good luck supercorps! Keep tweeting zimbio! Tag them in everything! BE LOUD!
    And vote cause we just lost our lead in under 2hrs

    * 2 minutes and an almost 500 vote increase. Great. @zimbio you seeing this?

    * what the heck... how do you do this...?

    * it's easy, just click quickly while spinning the wheel, the continuous writing comes out ... and it gives you 15/20 votes.
    I found out today. but I won't pay for my robot
    Supercorp is beautiful because it is true

    IT'S STILL CHEATING, DUMBASS

    * @zimbio lol you got a bot problem

    * zimbo is a shit

    * and @zimbio is not doing anything to fix stop the bots. what a fucking surprise

    * this will be the hardest loss for #Supercorp but i agree there is only so much you can when the deck is stacked against you. it has been @zimbio, bots, antis, and every other ship in between against #Supercorp and we made it here
    we can be proud that we did it right #Supercorp and lets be honest #ZimbioMarchMadness @zimbio is nothing without #supercorp there going to find that out soon. just be brave

    AWW, YOU BRAVE LITTLE SOLDIER!
    LOL

    * You know what ? If we don't make it through this round I'll still be proud of us. Despite all the antis, bots and everything, we managed to get through 3 rounds and I'm fucking proud of this. love you all don't give up and whatever happens, to me, we won #Supercorp

    . . EXCEPT YOU LOST.

    * Theres 4 hours left and people who clearly just hate supercorp are using bots to beat us out. It's unfair and @zimbio isnt doing anything about it. We cant let them continue to be petty and mass vote us out. Were only a few hundred behind! Vote!

    * OVER 4 THOUSAND VOTES IN 30 MINUTES!

    * Suppose we lose as zimbio is hoping. I don't think this would be heartbreaking. We have art, fiction, love and support within this beautiful community. They can't take this from us. Instead they have unnecessarily lighten their pockets. LMAO ! I don't mind

    SURE, JAN

    * I don't mind either. We werent planning on winning anyways. But losing to bots instead of actual humans tho hmm

    YOU FORGOT TO BUY YOUR BOT, DIDN'T YOU?

    * Ya it angers me losing to bots. But the +ve is zimbio will also lose free publicity us genuine SC fans provide. That is bad business for them. I'm sure it will make dent. As there will noticeable less traffic on their site.

    * Yeah. Im looking forward to that.

    YEAH, I'M SURE ZIMBIO CAN'T EXIST WITHOUT YOU GUYS

    * imagine if supercorp doesnt make it through and then the votes for next round just plummets to like 10k with the bots gone yall did this @zimbio very disappointed

    * @zimbio hey you can't see the cheating they are doing literally increased 1000 in an impossible way (these are bots ... they don't have that fandom) come on do your job and disqualify them

    . . LIKE THEY SHOULD HAVE DISQUALIFIED YOU GUYS LAST YEAR?

    * can i ask if @zimbio wants to allow this cheating to happen why should #Supercorp play clean. honestly everyone i say we play the game and get are own bots and win #ZimbioMarchMadness because it seems winning honestly does not exist.

    AND YOU WOULD KNOW BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT YOU DID LAST YEAR, WHERN SC BOTS BEAT THE POSIE BOTS!!

    * I think it's great ... but what now? do something with the bots because it is clear that we won this ...

    YOU LOST, SWEETIE.

  • WANKFEST 2020 or ZIMBIO MARCH MADNESS - 4 years ago

    Back to Supercorp's "GIVE US THE POLL OR WE'LL HOLD OUR BREATH UNTIL OUR FACE TURNS BLUE" wankathon.

    * it's just really funny that the antis bought voting bots so they can rig the zimbio poll supercorp really be out here making them as pressed as hell

    HOW MANY BOTS DID YOU GUYS BUY LAST YEAR? DID YOU RUN OUT OF MONEY OR HAVE YOU SPENT IT ALL ON TP AND HAND SANITIZER?

    * Wtf?? Our opponent went up 5k votes in less than an hour???? Bruh thats not even possible.

    * Couldn't sleep so here I am again
    2.6 thousand votes in just half an hour. That's insane
    From 3am to 4am : 7k votes
    From 4am to 5am: 5k votes
    12k votes in just 2 hours. That's utter bull and you know it @zimbio

    * Such bullshit, is always the same with this antis...

    * @zimbio If yall dont do something about the blatant cheating thats happening

    * @zimbio plus check out your website how is this possible that in less than an hour get more than 6000 votes? I mean for real? #SUPERCORP fandom has been wake up all this night and they just are about to beat us in less than an hour? Plis check your page!

    * really disappointed I mean ... we were voting all night, to fix the disaster they caused with their bots ... and in just two hours they overtake us and surpass us? please give victory

    OH BUY YOUR OWN BOTS!

    * They're winning now.
    Tbh. @zimbio you screw this year challenge.because they let hate win.
    Congratulations people you ruin this.
    At least I feel good that we were legal.

    . . . BECAUSE YOU RAN OUT OF MONEY FOR BOTS

    * perhaps u could block the bots that are currently rigging the poll just a thought

    * All our hard work is gone because zimbio doesn’t do anything about bots #supercorp

    * Welp. There goes our 8-9k vote lead. We lost it all in 2hrs. Shocking. It really shouldn't be possible (coz it took SCs so darn long to close the gap & get a huge vote lead) but I guess Zimbio is willing to overlook this issue so....

    * thanks for "caring about us" @zimbio and "not wanting to discourage us"

    * I'd really like to see what @zimbio has to say about this because this is not normal.. if the couples we're against had such strong voters in previous rounds..sure. But they didn't, it is always just with SC and it doesn't seem right, the amount of votes they get so fast

    * it took 4 hours to close 10k pls how could they do that in two hours if not for b*ts

    * @zimbio HELLLOOOOO?? Are you evennnnn listening???????!!!

    * @zimbio hey you can't see the cheating they are doing literally increased 1000 in an impossible way (these are bots ... they don't have that fandom) come on do your job and disqualify them

    I'M GOING TO LAUGH IF ZIMBIO ENDS UP TAKING THOUSANDS OF VOTES AWAY FROM SUPERCORP
    BUT THEY NEVER CHEAT . . RIGHT?
    ALSO, WHY DO THEY THINK ORANGE IS THE NEW BLACK A SMALL FANDOM?
    NOT EVERY BIG FANDOM PRODUCES HUGE AMOUNTS OF FANFIC.
    SUPERGIRL FANDOM IS NOT THE BIGGEST FANDOM OUT THERE, SWEETIES.

    * It's bots. I never thought I'd say this #BringBackCaptcha

    BITE YOUR TONGUE, HEATHEN!

    * People are using bots.. so yeah doesn't matter if we vote or not

    * you know @zimbio whats more disgusting that we are going to lose this with #supercorp giving there absolute all every single round against everything and we are going to lose like this. i am done

    * nothing is worse @zimbio than working your butts of and in the end have it stolen #ZimbioMarchMadness is a rigged disgusting system. i have no patience for this no more. because all your going to do is let them slide and give a brief little highlight about how #Supercorp got upset stopping there march for the championship and thats disgusting. that will be an insult to everything #supercorp and we put up with that with in are own fandom to put up with it here is unacceptable @zimbio

    DO YOU HEAR THE WORDS THAT COME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH? DO YOU?

  • WE DON’T NEED NO STINKING BOTS! (kiddin’!!) - 4 years ago

    Zimbio March Madness 2020 continues to deliver all the wank.

    * 2k additional votes to them in just 2 mins ? WTF is this???!

    * @zimbio plus check out your website how is this possible that in less than an hour get more than 6000 votes? I mean for real? #SUPERCORP fandom has been wake up all this night and they just are about to beat us in less than an hour? Plis check your page!

    * really disappointed I mean ... we were voting all night, to fix the disaster they caused with their bots ... and in just two hours they overtake us and surpass us? please give victory!

    BECAUSE YOU EARNED IT?

    * Tbh. @zimbio you screw this year challenge.because they let hate win.
    Congratulations people you ruin this. At least I feel good that we were legal.

    UMMM...

    * I completely agree. check your page because it is not fair we are honest in our voting

    YEP. YOU’RE AS HONEST AS YOU WERE LAST YEAR.

    * 2k votes in 15 mins?? @zimbio you got a BAD bot problem

    * How do you vote multiple times on zimbio again I forgot SKSJSKS

    * use a VPN or turn on data vote turn on airplane mode turn off airplane mode turn on data do it again

    LOOK AT THE HONESTY OF THE SUPERCORP STANS!! LOOK!!

    * @zimbio u see the bullshit that’s happening on your site with regards to or antis’ bots? Not doing anything?

    * We really be getting 3.1k votes in 2hrs and here they are with a whooping 2.5k in 30 mins. Okay.

    * Wow
    @zimbio what happened to this? Seems like a lot of empty words right about now.
    "Plz don't be discouraged." you say as you continue to let blatant cheating occur (just look at your notifications for all the proof).
    "Your voice matters to us", as you continue to ignore us.

    “ GIVE US THE WIN OR WE’LL RAID YOUR HQ “ SAY THE SC STANS THREATINGLY.

    * I think my phone’s gonna BLOW UP for always turning the airplane mode on/off.... I am so tired
    @zimbio THEY ARE FUCKING CHEATING DO SOMETHING FOR FUCKS SAKE

    ...SO WE CAN CHEAT PROPERLY!!

    * I wouldn't mind losing on
    @zimbio in a fair battle, but this is insane. Do something

    * It took us ELEVEN hours to close the 12k gap and gain a 9k lead. And they made up the 9k lead we had in only TWO hours???
    @zimbio DO SOMETHING

    * @zimbio Don't do anything & u can have ur mediocre 10-20k votes for a final.

    * @zimbio plis checkout tour poll are you really letting this happen?? Be real for God sake!

    * ya know this poll is supposed to be fun but it sure does suck to see how much people actually hate supercorp to the point they are losing money just so they dont see them winning again like yall are so fucking weird and we may be losers but we arent this pathetic lol

    NO. YOU WERE THIS PATHETIC LAST YEAR.

    LOL

  • Zimbio March Madness - 4 years ago

    Yep, Supercorp stans still throwing tantrums.

    * Will they really do nothing about the bots?

    * @zimbio what's going on tho????

    * @zimbio oh look. more proof.
    They gained 1k in 12 minutes. It’s not even four yet and they gained 5k since 3

    * OVER 4 THOUSAND VOTES IN 30 MINUTES!
    Wtf @zimbio?

    * it's possible when the others are using bots and
    @zimbio isn't doing anything against it

    * We have been @-ing Zimbio for days. The antis and bots have been doing the same thing for the past 4 rounds. Its tiring honestly.

    * They gained 5.3k+ votes in less than an hour.
    @zimbio it doesn’t take a genius to figure out what happening here

    * I’m really unclear what’s the point of the anti voting and paid bots against us... we won last year. like yeah they can maybe keep us from winning again but that doesn’t take away our win. we will always be able to say we are zimbio march madness winners

    YOU MEAN YOU BOTTED YOUR WIN LAST YEAR
    YEAH, I DON’T KNOW WHY ANYONE WOULD BE MAD ABOUT THAT

    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    * Juliantina is prob gonna win. But yea i dont get it. Like idk about you but when my ships gets knocked out, i stop voting really. I let those two ships duke it out themselves lmfao. Cant imagine voting just to see another ship lose.

    * yeah agree. I mean. we’ve had antis trying to knock us out since the first round, which is so silly bc most of us weren’t even as into this time, bc we did already win last year. we’ve got nothing to prove. but the negativity just pushed us to vote more out of principle.

    * That was Swan Queen for every March madness zimbio while ouat was on air until we finally won 2 years ago. Antis voted against us everytime. Didn't work though. So don't give up even though we won last year. We may as well fight to the end

    UMM! SQ CHEATED TOO.

    * yeah I was there for that too. looks like Sc is out of it this time oh well - we are still last year’s champions

    ..BECAUSE..YOU..CHEATED

    * We have been @-ing Zimbio for days. The antis and bots have been doing the same thing for the past 4 rounds. Its tiring honestly.

    * So 4.1 thousand votes in just half an hour, and then another 2.8k votes in the second half hour; bringing up their total of 6.9k votes in just ONE HOUR.
    7 THOUSAND VOTES IN ONE HOUR. Are we supposed to believe this is at all fair?

    * This is some bs.. How can anyone believe that?? Ah I'm mad

    * @zimbio pls you need to do something!!!

    * It took us TWO freaking hours to get 6k votes and they can get 5k++ votes in less than an hour?! YOOOOOOO

    * Alright fam. It's 4am for me & I have to be up early so I'm calling it a night.
    Please keep tweeting your screenshots to @zimbio
    Tag them. Let them know what's up. This way if they ignore all of us then we know where we stand with them.
    7k votes all in one hour. Ridiculous.

    * the fact that petramos is likely going to be in the top four of the zimbio poll is so wild to me because honestly? this fandom has never been big? there were maybe fifty active petramos stans on twitter when jtv was still on?

    * @zimbio since y’all turning a blind eye to bots this year...

    * Wtf?? Our opponent went up 5k votes in less than an hour???? Bruh thats not even possible.

    * right now we see how much you care, again.
    Were you able to keep a straight face when you wrote this lie?

    * imagine being so homophobic you'd rather spend money paying for bots than seeing kara danvers and her girlfriend winning a zimbio round

    REMEMBER WHEN YOU BOTTED TO WIN ZIMBIO LAST YEAR
    BECAUSE WE DO!!!!!

    * @zimbio ??? pay attention!!

    * We continue to take space in their brains, rent free. I mean they have one braincell together, so they have lots of space for SCs to sit in
    @zimbio y’all failed Supercorp by turning a blind eye to bots. I hope y’all enjoy the lack of clicks to your web after this round

    BUT WE’LL HAVE A HELL OF A LOT LESS BITCHINESS TOO

  • Zimbio March Madness aka Let’s Bot Again - 4 years ago

    And this is the moment that Supercorp stans collectively lost their tiny little minds.

    * @zimbio i wouldn't say anything about this if it happened to other ships as well, but it happens ONLY with supercorp

    EXCEPT FOR THAT TIME YOU USED BOTS TO WIN ZIMBIO...

    * @zimbio please do something. It isn't fair. And you're losing credibility too.

    “THEY’RE” LOSING CREDIBILITY?

    * @zimbio do something people are using bots, this isn't fair for the rest of us

    * Another 1.2k votes in just 7min.

    Y'all. With how blatant and excessive the cheating is, we don't stand a chance at fighting against that script.
    I can only suggest y'all keep @-ing @zimbio
    Tweet them screenshots of the vote jumps with the time stamps shown like below.

    * people are cheating against Supercorp since the first round. Do something
    @zimbio look at those five minutes numbers

    * We got to keep going we can’t be cheated out of this

    * It is literally insane. I thought i was hallucinating cause of sleep deprivation but nah, people just Supercorps, like a lot

    * OVER 4 THOUSAND VOTES IN 30 MINUTES! Wtf @zimbio?

    * At this point can we even win ?

    * Nope.

    * @zimbio be like: sowwy Supercorpsies
    I see nothing. I hear nothing. I know nothing!

    * @zimbio y'all going to let people cheat so blatantly, really??

    * @zimbio Hello??? Do something pls!!

    * Do something!

    * @zimbio Do something !!

    * They think we're jerks if they think we don't notice their little ploy ! Ah, sometimes people's stupidity makes me laugh so hard

    IT MAKES US LAUGH TOO
    LOL

  • ZIMBIO MARCH MADNESS aka Wank Central - 4 years ago

    Is the wank over yet? . . no.

    * @zimbio uhm guys you really should check this out

    * @zimbio people are using bots on March madness it’s so obvious:(((

    * Ewwwwwwwwwww, for the sake of future babySC please vote
    Also, @zimbio screw you for doing absolute jackshit about the bots :)

    FUTURE BABYSC???????

    * if we lose the poll that weird little alien baby is definitely getting the twilight treatment. say hello to lilliza alurnel danvers or whatever horrible mashup of names it'd be

    WTF?!!

    * Something shady is going on wit the zimbio poll, vauseman stans don't even care and we keep losing

    * people are really using bots on zimbio i hate it here

    * @zimbio the vauseman voters are using bots since the beginning please the captcha back

    WHY DON’T YOU GUYS USE THE BOTS YOU DID LAST YEAR?

    * Why does zimbio hate supercorp omg can they please check their site

    MAYBE DON’T THREATEN TO RAID THEIR HQ...

    * it's disheartening and exhausting

    * @zimbio we are so tired, something it's wrong here, we need you to notice it

    * @zimbio I hope you’re looking into it?

    I’M SURE THEY’RE MAKING YOU A PRIORITY..NO, REALLY!

    * We’re closing the gap! Vote like mad. I know they’ll not again in the morning and that
    @zimbio will continue to pretend they don’t see it, but fight for #Supercorp

    * Zimbio rly doesn't give a shit about us huh

    I WONDER WHY?

    * True. We can keep mounting comebacks but a lot of the other SCs are fed up and zimbio ain't doing jackshit

    * I hate that the zimbio is just supercorp vs the antis bc I would've been happy with vauseman beating sc this year bc it is the last year they could be considered but it doesnt even matter since the antis are using bots, if it was a fair vote I'd be fine with losing

    SUUUUUUURE

    * also to all the supercorp fandom: I know we're all pissed about the bot situation but i dont want to hear a single word when juliantina beats us. they deserve it and they've been way ahead of us this whole competition.
    that's 11,000 votes, we ain't winning this year and that's fine. juliantina deserve it. this is the ONLY year they'll be eligible, we can win next year.

    ONLY IF YOU BOT AGAIN

    * Maybe we should organize some power hours? I don't know, the thing is, once they wake up they'll start cheating again (the antis) lol -_-
    @Zimbio needs to look at those numbers

    * I don't have the time to organize a power hour schedule now. Give it about 2hrs and they'll be right back to their "cheating" again and zimbio won't do a damn thing.
    Chances are we won't get past this round. It sucks but at least nobody can say we didn't fight back.

    * Please keep voting if you can! The bots are coming back soon. They increases at ~100votes/min and
    @zimbio does nothing bc they don’t even expect/want us to win SCs are amazing and I know we can make a wider lead

    * I'm not giving up though. This is supposed to be fun. I know it's all too much and people are voting just so they'd be against supercorp but like hell I'm gonna let them win this round

    * In just 10min they went up 500 votes and we only went up 200. Seriously
    @zimbio? Their voting is only going to get worse smh.

    * *correction: they went up 600 votes in 10 minutes. TEN MINUTES?!!! SERIOUSLY???

    * @zimbio are you forreal?? Do something. Please. If you don't want March Madness to lose its integrity.

    LOL. THE POLL 2 YEARS AGO, WHERE THOUSANDS OF BOT VOTES WERE REMOVED AND ZIMBIO STAFF GOT DEATH THREATS KINDA PUT PAID TO THE WHOLE INTEGRITY IDEA

    * I'm so annoyed at you
    @zimbio please do something with your poll safety against bots.

    * They seriously went up 1.1k votes in just 7 minutes? Really?!!
    @zimbio why the hell have you been ignoring this? How do you see this and think that's fair to the rest of us? The time stamps and number jumps are proof enough that their voting isn't fair. DO SOMETHING!

    YOU CAN HEAR THE HYSTERIA IN THEIR VOICES NOW.

  • ZIMBIO MARCH MADNESS - bring out your wank!! - 4 years ago

    Ah Supercorp..the ship that refuses to acknowledge its own cheating in previous years but throws a tantrum when they get botted.

    * @zimbio hi, will you please check in on your code? Things don't add up.

    * @zimbio Can you please look into this? Thank you! Raising hands

    * Zimbio, please. We are tired.

    * In the previous rounds Vauseman never got over 30,000 it’s obvious that antis are using bots

    * @zimbio we are so tired, something it's wrong here, we need you to notice it

    * @zimbio we’re waiting..please check this out, it’s frustrating

    * It's like even if we vote for #supercorp, it will still go to vauseman side
    @zimbo it is really obvious that you don't want supercorp at all.

    GEE I WONDER WHY. YOU GUYS ARE DELIGHTFUL!

    * This in insane. You can see there is a problem with the voting.
    @zimbio have you notice the couple that goes against supercorp since round one has more votes compare to the other couples? That is a red flag

    * Can you pay attention to the kick you are giving us with your bots? I already said that I have proof that they use bots and they don't even listen @zimbio

    BECAUSE ALL YOU CAN PROVE IS THE OTHER SIDE VOTING MORE THAN YOUR SIDE
    MAYBE YOUR SHIP IS NOT AS BIG AS THEIRS
    NOTE THAT ZIMBIO IS NOT REMOVING ANY OF THEIR VOTES
    Catch a clue, sweetie.

    * seriously guys, you need to get a life outside of March Madness ... man, I love SuperCorp as much as the next person, but I don’t even care of they lose we already won like twice

    OH LOOK A SENSIBLE SHIPPER

    * Ahh yes, being involved in March Madness means I have no life. Cool.
    You're obviously not paying attention because this was never about sc winning it. And since you don't seem to know, we won last year.

    OH LOOK A BATSHIT CRAY-CRAY SHIPPER

    * I'm sorry for spamming y'alls tls with this Zimbio contest. I know I should be getting ready for my final exams in uni (and for graduation) but I'm kinda annoyed by the injustice in this poll lmao

    WELL AS LONG AS YOU HAVE YOUR PRIORITIES STRAIGHT.....

    * @zimbio if supercorp leaves i just wanna see how many votes the other shipps will get

    * Can you pay attention to the kick you are giving us with your bots? I already said that I have proof that they use bots and they don't even listen @zimbio

    * In 1.5hrs we went up 2.6k votes (which is a lot) and they went up 5.3k votes which is absolutely ridiculous.
    More than 5k votes in just 90 minutes. Really @zimbio?

    * Idk how we’re supposed to hold up against all these bots &
    @zimbio is just letting it happen

    * @zimbio bring the captchas back squares

    * us: the antis are using bots they are CHEATING
    Zimbio: I can’t read suddenly. I don’t know.

    * @zimbio bruh fix your voting system or drop your location. your choice

    * at zimbio hq shar and I are on our way

    ARE THE SUPERCORP STANS REALLY DRIVING TO ZIMBIO HQ...SHOULD SOMEONE CALL THE POLICE?

    * me and ale raiding zimbio’s hq

    ** DIALING 911 **

    * #supercorp has had a consistent performance since s2 across any polls the ship is included in. The fact that
    @zimbio is turning a blind eye to this obvious and blatant cheating against us just cemented my decision to not participate in any future zimbio poll

    * I'm not 100% sure but maybe it's just downvoting from antis. they don't want to face #supercorp in semis+ so they are doing this. if you look at the vote totals, it's very close to the last matchup numbers. don't give up. we have all night to vote. maybe a power hour would help?

    OH HONEY? YOU’RE TOO SANE.

    * No, there’s definitely bots involved. We’ve taken them down vs antis before. These numbers are insane

    SEE...

    * I’ve been saying this sense the beginning but nooo everyone wanted to casually vote like no...people hate this, there was never gonna be any causal voting because we all petty

    * We have to complain ... there is a clear fraud in the voting and those who control do nothing (we demand justice)
    @zimbio

    OH DEAR

  • ZIMBIO MARCH MADNESS and the wank that won’t die - 4 years ago

    Wow. Supercorp just dialed their butthurt up to 11 in Round 4 (round of 8).

    * Thasmin increased almost 9k votes in just 4hrs yesterday against sc; that was a lot and sudden. It took us the entire day and night to take the lead to win.
    This polls voting system sucks. The system can easily be manipulated and it makes the poll lose all its competitive fun.

    * They’re cheating

    * Remember when antis voting against supercorp and swanqueen but still both ships went into the finale of zimbio lmao then sq won and supercorps were happy for them

    WE REMEMBER WHEN YOU BOTH JUMPED UP AND DOWN OVER “ CHEATERS”, ONLY FOR ZIMBIO TO REMOVE THOUSANDS OF VOTES FROM YOU BOTH.

    * @zimbio can y’all do smth about the god damn bots please? This isn’t a fun or fair competition anymore

    * @zimbio please do something about the bots that are being used, this is literally so unfair

    * Zimbio doing nothing to the bots that are working hard against SCs just make me not want to vote anymore. Them increasing 100 votes a minute?
    @zimbio u turning a blind eye (since yall alr expect us to lose the previous round)?

    * @zimbio we see how it is,, letting them use bots lmao and not expecting us to win last round.. remember when march madness used to be fun?? yeah i dont

    * my current prediction is Vauseman will win with more than 55K votes and then drop out next round with less than 15k, almost like suddenly there are only real people voting for them

    * These numbers have to be filled with bots.....just about 40mins ago it was 5k difference...suddenly it's close to 10k now?!??
    @zimbio wtf?????

    * The amount of cheating/botting going down in all the supercorp rounds of
    @zimbio is too much to deal with
    The fandom is just fed up We want to participate & enjoy the poll but at this point most of us give up
    It isn’t enjoyable to helplessly watch people cheat

    YEAH, THE REST OF US HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THAT FEELS LIKE...

    * that’s why i’m not even bothering at this point...

    * I'm not giving up though. This is supposed to be fun. I know it's all too much and people are voting just so they'd be against supercorp but like hell I'm gonna let them win this round

    * Yes it’s fucking annoying to be honest

    OMFG

    * also, fuck zimbio for doing nothing with this bot problem!

    * THE NUMBERS DO NOT ADD UP

    * @zimbio FIX IT

    * They really don't. But @zimbio
    is willfully blind to all of this

    * Luckily it's gonna backfire for @zimbio
    tho, bc we're have no reason to visit their site anymore and thus no longer generating ad revenue as well as the anti who won't have a reason to send their bots

    LOL
    LOOK AT SUPERCORP STANS THINKING THEIR SHIP IS SO BIG IT HAS THAT MUCH CLOUT
    AWW THEY’RE SO CUTE WHEN THEY’RE DELUDED

    * It's all about money. I get it. But like you said, once we're gone so are the antis. A double hit.

    * @zimbio do something please cause it’s no longer fun

    * And this is why @zimbio should've given us back the captcha system smh

    OH GOD NO! THE SHOPFRONTS! THE CROSSWALKS! THE FIRE HYDRANTS!
    OH THE HUMANITY!!

    * levi/nico in round 1: 4,400
    levi/nico against supercorp: 31,900
    piper/alex in round 3: 20,000
    piper/alex against supercorp: 45,000 (and the round isn’t even over)

    the blatant downvoting of antis, almost definitely w/ bots, would be flattering if it wasn’t FRUSTRATING AS HELL

    * they don’t care skksksksk

    * @zimbio bring back the captchas cowards

    * @zimbio hi, please do something???

    * Our opponents in this round have been barely afloat at the end of the previous one but now they are far up ahead of us? What a joke
    @zimbio Check votes already or return captchas back

    * So they got 500 votes in 10 min, then 200 votes in 1 min, then 100 votes per min for the next two minutes and then it tapers off drastically.
    But the #Supercorp voting is fairly consistent, cause yknow, we don't cheat...
    is none of this is suspicious at all @zimbio?

    SOOO GOOD!

  • A LITTLE NERD MUSIC POLL 2020 - ROUND OF 16 - 4 years ago

    Are we still alive? Yes?
    Do we now have carpal tunnel syndrome? Also yes.

    Well, it’s over. Marrish lost. But we tried (stop crying, Kate. Have some more vodka). We tried to get a big lead early but unfortunately Schmico and Sanvers started voting strongly before we could get big leads. We cut back a 6000 vote lead in the final days to around 4000, but not enough time. The Wildcard bracket dd get almost 30000 votes. Which was only slightly less than all the other brackets combined!!

    Oh well, we will be automatic entrants again next year (if the poll continues). And Marrish has made Sweet Sixteen twice, and Final Four three times since 2016. Not bad for a tiny ship. :)

    So, there were more realists and coffee recipes in the comments and this:

    “We can do this, Marrish! We’ve gone up against Steroline, Kylux, Karamel, Reylo, Destiel,Stydia, finalist Hollstein, winners Newtmas and Sanvers.
    We’ve taken on larger fandoms, wind-assisted voting, frozen brackets, and probably carpal tunnel syndrome.“

    LOL

    We may have lost, but we put “Plan B” into action. If we couldn’t win, then we’d make sure Schmico got put up against the toughest opponent next.... Sanvers!

    All we had to do was increase the votes of every winner in the other brackets, so Drarry would be replaced as lowest voted winner. And it’s next opponent would have been Sanders.

    So, now they can tear each other apart while we watch.... :)

    * Karamel vs Crisana. 3000-12

    LOL. WE SAID YOU WERE GOING DOWN.

    * Hannigram vs Spideypool 1100-11

    * Rules vs Alex x Henry 3000-431

    * Destiel vs Merthur 4750-1312

    They lost out in Zimbio, so Destiel is determined to win here.

    * Klance vs Lapidot. 3200-100

    * Kylux vs Reylo. 3200-750

    We tried to help Reylo, but too late. Still, we like Kylux too.

    * Sanvers vs Achilles x Patroclus 8000-2360

    Goddamn it, Sanvers. Are you sure you’re not “wind assisted” again? * cough *

    * Drarry vs Mulder x Krycek. 306-10

    Sorry Drarry, but you had to be sacrificed for the greater good.

    * WILDCARD:

    Schmico. 17000
    Marrish. 12850
    Stucky. 106
    Ineffable Husbands. 8

    So, this bracket leaves no Teen Wolf or Marvel ships left in this poll. Holy crap!

    So, moving forward. The troll crew ( waves at Brienne of Tarth) have decided to vote for Karamel and we’ll see how the Sanvers-Schmico bracket turns out. But we’d love to see a Karamel vs Sanvers final...mmm, the wank!

    Here is the Round of 8 brackets.

    * Karamel vs Hannigram
    * Klance vs Kylux

    * Rules vs Destiel
    * Sanvers vs Schmico

    YOU’RE GOING DOWN SCHMICO!!

    AND YOU WAIT YOUR TURN SANVERS!!

    Now back to the wank on Zimbio.

    * Round 2 (round of 32) had the last het and slash ships fall. Down went Gallavich, Yo-Yo/ Mack, Olicity, and Schmico (who went down to Supercorp but actually led at times). But Destiel survived.

    * Round 3 (round of 16) had the renowned 2019 botters Posie defeated (HAH!). And the last two slash ships (Aris x Temo, Destiel) were defeated. But again Supercorp barely escaped a loss to 13th Doctor/Yasmin! (56224-53679 or 51-49%)

    But Supercorp seem blind to the fact that they’re getting anti votes because they were caught cheating in past years polls.

    * Just gonna let bots run wide, huh?

    * sadly, they are.

    * Don´t let the hate turn down your ships! Go team SUPERCORP and AVALANCE! Don´t let bots ruin us we are stronger together!

    SO MUCH BETTER WHEN IT WAS YOUR OWN BOTS, HUH?

    * Hey something is going on and I'm about to stop bothering about your site???
    Can you please have a look??
    Kindly asking tho

    * I also stopped voting because it's all false. It's impossible.
    Against Thasmin also Supercorp increased the votes every minute
    I hate these things, so i'm done

    * Thasmin increased almost 9k votes in just 4hrs yesterday against sc; that was a lot and sudden. It took us the entire day and night to take the lead to win.
    This polls voting system sucks. The syst

  • ZIMBIO MARCH MADNESS - THE RISE OF WANK - 4 years ago

    Supercorp stans really don’t know when to shut up, do they?

    * It's the mighty #supercorp VS #Vauseman. Who will make it to the next round?

    * Guess it depends if our opponents keep pulling in 1,000 votes in 10 minute intervals

    * Supercorp is wining if y'all keep a check on all the bots lmao

    * People are bying bots can you do something about it ? It's wasting everything

    * thats not fair, i hate it here

    * Check for bots..

    * @zimbio investigate this please!

    * Nothing against Vauseman, but please someone tell me the anti SC are actually using PAID bots. It just makes me laugh to know people that stupid can exist in real life.

    * I'm going to tweet it. Are you using bots that will do about it? I have the chats if they want tests everything so that supercorp does not win that stressful

    HUH?

    * if zimbio isnt an “important poll” then why are the antis voting against us?

    * @zimbio hey, please stop the bots against supercorp! More than 1000 votes in 10 minutes? Sure, Jan.

    * In 17 minutes, we gained 600 votes and they gained 1,200 votes.
    @zimbio I think you guys were better off sticking to captchas like last year, they're harder to work around.

    * @zimbio your unwillingness to do anything about this mess is why I’m not bothering with your site anymore
    I’m free

    AND YET U GUYS BOTTED LIKE CRAZY LAST YEAR...

    * seriously it's unrealistic how many votes they're getting so quickly. ZIMBIO HELLO.

    * i am so done with this shit... Confounded face it's supposed to be a fun poll but it feels like a damn exam or sth... fuck zimbio!
    BUT KEEP VOTING ANYWAY!!!

    NOT BOTTING HARD ENOUGH? AWW, THERE THERE.
    LET ME KISS YOUR BUTTHURT

    * @zimbio bring the captchas back pussies

    LOL

    * Can we go back to our scheduled crackhead like behavior. Zimbio isn’t even fun anymore with all the antis downvoting us #Supercorp

    UR ALL ON CRACK?
    WELL THAT EXPLAINS A LOT

    * Your polls are getting spammed by bots thanks to a bunch of anti-voters. Not cool, and incredibly unfair. Bring back Captcha verification.

    U LITERALLY TOLD PEOPLE HOW TO BOT!!

    * zimbio is down

    UR WANK BROKE THE SITE

    * zimbio is down they better be fixing the bot problem

    * I hope they will analyze the votes and delete all the "suspicious" votes, because 3K votes in 20 minutes ... but that would surprise me. Keep hope Supercorps

    * Wishful thinking. Just keep fighting for #Supercorp, it's all we can do.

    THE LAST TIME U ASKED FOR “ SUSPICIOUS” VOTES TO BE DELETED, SUPERCORP AND SWANQUEEN AND CLEXA AND SANVERS ALL HAD VOTES REMOVED
    SO GOOD LUCK WITH THAT

    * I agree, I've even provided screenshots of these 1k vote jumps. But I guess it's not enough considering I've @-ed zimbio with them more than once.

    * I suppose they don't really feel it's a priority to investigate....but then why run it at all one has to ask them?

    THIS IS FUCKIN’ GOLD!!

  • ZIMBIO MARCH MADNESS - THE LAST WANK - 4 years ago

    2000 comments!!

    Do Supercorp shippers actually here what they say?

    * somebody hack the system so Madamspellman could win march madness on zimbio!!!!!!

    OR THESE SHIPPERS?

    * @zimbio y’all better fix the poll, people are using bots to increase voting and it’s not fair

    THEN SWITCH THEM OFF

    * When you realize SCs literally got Supercorp through 3 rounds of Zimbio while fighting off antis and bots. Wow. Our power

    * where's the supercorp quote?

    OH GOD! NOW THE SUPERCORP STANS ARE BUTTHURT THAT THE SWEET 16 GRAPHIC DIDN’T HAVE A QUOTE WHEN THE OTHERS DID..AND ZIMBIO APOLOGISED TO THEM!!

    * You messed up. You put a Doctor Who quote instead of #Supercorp.

    * But...where’s the supercorp quote

    * march madness used to be fun but now the antis are using bots and voting against us. while zimbio is over here not doing shit about it.

    SEE WHAT U STARTED ZIMBIO!!

    * @zimbio FIX THE GODDAMN POLL
    I am no longer asking

    ... ERR...OKAY?

    * Zimbio didn’t thought we’d make it through that round I just think we should vote even harder now and win the whole damn thing twice to show them who’s in charge

    HOW CAN YOU BREATHE, TALKING THROUGH UR ANUS LIKE THAT?

    * the way Zimbio doesn't have a Supercorp quote... I'm annoyed

    OMG! LET IT GOOOO!!

    * Antis need to find a new hobby like writing quality fanfics or drawing good fan arts, instead of voting for Supercorp’s opponents. I mean, y’all be stealing people’s arts & labelling them as your ship, or just writing really bad fics so maybe take this time to learn new skills?

    * I mean...we talked about it LOLOL they really need to go breath some fresh air and get off zimbio when their ship didn’t even get a nomination

    * Ikr?! I understand quarantine/lockdown means very free but should really use this time to learn new things leh. Why waste time anti-voting when there's better things to do

    DO YOU KNOW HOW TO SPELL HYPOCRITE?

    * Oh well. We can't do anything about it unless Zimbio brings the captchas back.

    WOULDN’T THAT CATCH UR BOTS?

    * Your polls are getting spammed by bots thanks to a bunch of anti-voters. Not cool, and incredibly unfair. Bring back Captcha verification.

    * if you can do something with bots please? they must realize how they get 1000 votes in 5 minutes all tasting by supercorp and according to the page the other ship is winning #Withoutcheats

    YOU GUYS LITERALLY BOTTED YOURSELVES TO WINNING LAST YEAR...

    * You guys, we LOVE how hard the #supercorp fandom votes every year.

    BOTTING HELPS

    ... We would never do anything on purpose to hurt you guys. It was an honest mistake on our part with the artwork. Plz don't be discouraged. Your voice matters to us & we all know #supercorp is not to be trifled with.

    HOW MUCH DID THEY PAY U, ZIMBIO?

    * So our opponents went up over 1,000 votes in just 10 minutes
    If this is how the poll is gonna continue I don't know if I want to keep updating... #Supercorp

    * Vpn vote don't work anymore for me

    * Try the data voting!

    JFC SUPERCORP!!

    * This contest is a fvcking mess

    WELL DUH

    * So our opponents went up over 1,000 votes in just 10 minutes
    If this is how the poll is gonna continue I don't know if I want to keep updating...

    * This. Honestly the obvious cheating and
    @zimbio‘s not doing anything about it is exhausting. We’ve already proven ourselves time and again. If ppl wanna be assholes, let them. We’ll always know the truth

    THAT U GOT WHAT U GAVE TO OTHERS LAST YEAR?

    * This happens every time there’s a poll. Every...TIME. It’s exhausting. We’ve won before. We know who we are and what we’re capable of. I feel no desire to prove myself to people that need to cheat.

    AWW! DID THE NASTY BOTS TOUCH YOU IN A BAD PLACE?

    LOL

  • ZIMBIO MARCH MADNESS - THE WANK AWAKENS - 4 years ago

    And the wank continues!

    * y’all I’m worried about zimbio this year... we’re barely winning against an unknown ship bc of the antis, how are we gonna beat a ship with a bigger fanbase on top of dealing with antis? we’ve made too many enemies

    STOP CHEATING THEN

    * not that i care much but zimbio poll again cheating , again the same people like always eyeroll

    * the last 3 years always THEM ...... sometimes it just gets too obvious and boring and they still havent learned SHIT

    * If they beat Avalance next round it'll be *super* obvious

    * would love seeing them get disq *evillaughter*

    UMM, DIDN’T YOU GUYS CHEAT LAST YEAR?

    * hope you check again if everything is fair and if not punish the ones responsible , nothing changed to the last years js , cheaters will always be cheaters

    ... AND YOU WOULD KNOW.

    * bruh can zimbio bring back the captchas. this new voting system pisses me off

    * i would rather stare at fire hydrants and cross walk than switching between 50 types of vpn and web browsers

    BUT THAT’S NOT CHEATING,RIGHT?

    * Well ... We would be winning yes, but for the other ship of doctor who are using bots (confirmed) so ..

    * It is known that they are using bots I think that until zimbio realizes there is nothing to do ..

    * @zimbio should take a loot at your spreadsheet cuz stuff is definitely sus

    * You have an actual spreadsheet? That's amazing! If you're comfortable with it, we can use a screenshot of your spreadsheet and @ zimbio with it. It might not yield any results in our favor, but at least we can try to get them to notice.

    * All right #Supercorp fam, we are the furthest behind we’ve been since 2020 Zimbio began. It’s clear the haters are playing dirty (we’ve got charts), so it’s time to up our voting

    * Are they buying votes?

    * Hmm...Thinking face well, I hate throwing out accusations but they basically gained 9,000 points on 4 hours....

    I GUESS YOU BOUGHT MORE VOTES THEN...

    * I truly hate how antis are just down voting on Zimbio like seriously they don't give a shit about the other ship, they just want Supercorp to lose
    Every time Supercorp is against another ship, they are the 2 ships with the most votes
    Come on, don't you have a life ?

    * Why can’t they just leave us alone and see what happens in the finals if we make it

    * I legit had no idea the other fandom was so popular (I am assuming that is the case and that this is not just down to anti voting).

    * They‘re not really hskdsjs we‘re being antivoted

    * Ugh so annoying.

    * In most cases I'd disagree (if they were against Avalance or Deanoru or Wayhaught or something), but against The Doctor and Yaz? Thats not even a ship!

    WOW

    * maybe if cwsupergirl wasn’t homophobic and didn’t villainize supercorp shippers all the time we might have a better shot at winning zimbio

    STOP SENDING DEATH THREATS THEN

    * I don't know who votes against us. But you'll regret

    WHAT DID I JUST SAY?

    * @zimbio how is this fair? Please investigate this!!

    * Hmm...well, I hate throwing out accusations but they basically gained 9,000 points on 4 hours....

    * Theres every chance they are just voting super hard tho.

    * In that time frame? Doesn’t seem possible. And as much as I love that ship, it’s significantly smaller by comparison

    * Can we do anything to report this?

    * Besides @‘ing @zimbio idk. Their DMs are closed >.> I was gonna send them the chart mango made

    * lobotomized by lena luthor
    how to vote multiple times per hour

    * ProtonVPN for iPhone is free and you get a 7 day free trial per email address! easy to switch between, I highly recommend it

    * it didn't work for me

    * try using the incognito tab. open&close with each new ip. if that doesn't work, try the tor browser. again, open&close with each vote.

    * WERE FUCKING WINNING IN ZIMBIO KEEP VOTING BITCHES

    . . . WEREN’T YOU GUYS JUST COMPLAINING ABOUT BOTS?

    OY VAY

  • A LITTLE NERD MUSIC POLL 2020 - ROUND OF 16 - 4 years ago

    Okay, the next round will start in about 3 hours. Get your coffee and snacks ready for our POWER HOURS!!

    * Karamel vs Crisana

    Take Crisana down. That’ll teach you to beat Marrish!

    * Hannigram vs Spideypool

    * Alex x Henry vs Rules

    * Merthur vs Destiel

    * Klance vs Lapidot

    * Kylux vs Reylo

    WAR OF THE WORLDS RIGHT HERE!

    * Achilles x Patroclus vs Sanvers

    YOU’RE GOING DOWN, SANVERS!!WE HAVEN’T FORGOTTEN LAST YEAR!!

    * Drarry vs Mulder x Krycek

    * WILDCARD: Marrish vs Stucky vs Schmico vs Ineffable Husbands

    Both Marrish and Stucky got enough votes to have another chance, and our votes fo r Schmico against Sanvers helped them too. And Crisana took I. husbands place, so they get second chance here.

    I love Stucky, but they win all major polls anyway. So, VOTE MARRISH!!

  • ZIMBIO WANK MADNESS!! - 4 years ago

    Gotta love the level of “ how is this small ship beating my bigger ship? ” butthurt right now. Zimbio March Madness Round 2 is delivering the level of wank we were waiting for.

    * there's no way those two guys are popular enough of a ship to be 50-50 against supercorp rn. whoever is clearly voting against sc, y'all are pathetic. maybe if you spent more time on your own ships and less time worrying about supercorp they wouldn't be so tough to beat in zimbio

    * the funny thing is that supercorps literally didn't even care about zimbio lmao we were gonna take a back seat this year. the petty asses anti-voting supercorp are bringing this on themselves

    SURE, SWEETIE.

    * for reaaaalll i was so okay with juliantina winning this year (still am) but this pettiness is making me want to get to the final round even MORE

    * Supercorp really is that bitch huh. I really didn’t care for Zimbio this year but watching those antivotes roll in has me feeling really petty and now I’m in the mood to show people who we really are.

    BITCHY ASS CHEATERS?

    * that ship literally only has 500+ fanfics on ao3 and you're telling me they are winning????? zimbio you gotta look into this.

    * Like every year. Zimbio just fuels ship wars and toxic behavior every year for no reason. It's just a stupid poll. It happened with cle*a, swanqu33n and now sc.

    3 SHIPS CAUGHT CHEATING?

    * oh and antis are voting agaisnt sc on zimbio march madness so we were losing for a long while

    * wait is there really ppl PAYING to vote against SC and some other ships on zimbio?

    ISN’T THAT WHAT YOU GUYS DID LAST YEAR?

    * SCs: *planned to casually vote on Zimbio and is okay with not winning coz we already won last year*
    Antis: *tries their very best to eliminate SC from competition coz of multiple reasons*
    SCs : ALRIGHT FANDOM! TIME TO RISE AND SHINE!

    * This is literally how it went and I hate it. I was looking forward to not voting but If ppl are gonna be dicks about it ...

    * I know!! It was supposed to be peaceful this year. But we're chill until someone provokes/attacks us. If they think we're easy to defeat just coz we arent planning to win, HA. Jokes on them.

    ... BECAUSE YOU’RE GOING TO BOT TOO?! LIKE YOU DID LAST YEAR?!

    LOOOOOOOL

  • WE HAVE WANK! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! - 4 years ago

    Well, round 1 of Zimbio March Madness was very un-Zimbio like. But the wank is back for Round 2!!

    * Some of these aren’t even couples. Like Josie and hope are cute af but not a couple. Jake and Amy are just..

    * It’s not a couples poll. It’s a ship poll, fanon or canon. Maybe you should read the rules before you question why certain ships are in it.

    * The supercorp fandom are trying to vote for themselves in Zimbio and fight off antis at the same time I-

    * We deal with antis all year around but they sure like to get rowdy around this time of year. Especially when they want us to lose Zimbio and tbh I don’t even wanna win Zimbio this year but maybe I’ll try just out of spite

    DON’T FORGET TO BOT LIKE YOU DID LAST YEAR!!

    * Y'all go vote in Zimbio. Kara and Lena are losing their lead to some pair I never heard of.

    * I know the antis are down voting us, but we are slowly increasing our advantage again. So don't give up. Keep voting, we are stronger together.

    * ATTN: ZIMBIO'S MARCH MADNESS IS ON AND SUPERCORP IS LOSING C'MON GUYS GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER

    * The zimbio votes for Levi and Nico weren't all that much in the first round & now that they're up against Supercorp...not to "make it all about sc" & jump to any conclusions but maybe just maybe certain other shipper fandoms have rallied together just to spite us, perhaps.

    * Yeah I know it's different when you're up against a whole new ship but at the same time...I ain't seen gay twitter talk much about these men soooo just a hunch our asses are being hunted, could be wrong ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    * wbk we're getting shitted on

    * i dont mind if we dont win zimbio again but are we really gonna let them beat us in round 2???

    * Very hard to catch up tho. We only managed to get 50-50 and a 1.6k lead in 8hrs. And then lost it all in 2hrs.

    * im just so,,, is it actual people downvoting us or bots or what? cause its kinda hard for me to believe we couldnt pull 1 or 2k votes, we're not a small fandom

    * Both? There's no evidence tho aside from how fast their votes go up per minute so....
    Also maybe coz we're not voting that much anyways coz we arent planning to win this year. But i really thought we could make it till top 4 or semis?

    * idk. i dont mind losing as ive said but now i want us to win (at least this round) out of spite, do they really hate us so much that theyd cheat at a poll smh

    * Ohh i dont mind losing as well. I was respectfully gonna bow out and stopped voting when its time. Coz other ships should be given a chance to win too.
    And yes, they're probs the same people from the first round too coz the votes increased almost the same speed.

    WOW. FOR A SHIP THAT CHEATED IT’S WAY TO WINNING LAST YEAR, SUPERCORP ARE REALLY DOING A NICE LINE IN CONDESCENSION HERE.

    * Someone should notify @zimbio
    .
    * Well we‘ll have to find a way to keep up either way cause I‘m sure zimbio doesn’t care lmao

    * As much as I hate the captcha every year we have to tell them people are cheating without it

    * @zimbio you know bots are being used in the votes again right?

    LOOOOOOOOOL

    * @zimbio you got some cheaters from Grey’s!

    * @zimbio check the numbers of the first two contestants cause it's getting ridiculous right here. Idk, put back captchas or else.

    OOH! THE FIRST DEATH THREAT!

    * @zimbio bring the captchas back to stop the bots

    * If we can still manage to pull through w the zimbio votes despite all those against us I think it's pretty symbolic to our ship.

    OR YOU BOTTED TOO?

    * hey @zimbio I think the hourly voting should be replaced with captchas. we have reasonable suspicion that people are using bots to downvote supercorp from multiple browsers, and captchas would reduce this. look at all the votes for levi & nico compared to the couples beneath!

    YOU CAN COUNT ON SUPERCORP TO BE BUTTHURT WHEN LOSING A POLL!

  • OH GOD! IT’S BACK! - 4 years ago

    Zimbio March Madness 2020

    It’s baaaaaaaack!! Yep, ALNMPODCAST and ZIMBIO with polls at the same time... crap. At least EONLINE hasn’t had theirs yet.

    “ We will closely monitor each round of the bracket to the best of our abilities, so play nice and please refrain from hurtful or suspicious exchanges online.”....LOL, Zimbio. How well did that work out for you last year? Although with both Clexa, and Swanqueen ineligible to participate, that cut out half the wank. But never fear, because Destiel, Supercorp, and Posie are all there! The wank writes itself really.

    Round 1 had Supercorp go through (yawn), and Destiel, and Posie. But there were upsets, as Malec went out (lol). And Claire x Jamie, and Bughead! And Westallen!! And FitzSimmons!

    Huh, maybe there WON’T be as much wank this year...suuuuuuure!
    And while 3 femmeslash, and 4 slash pairings went out, there were 25 het pairings eliminated. This is basically femmeslash central on this poll.

    That leaves 4 slash, 5 het, and 23 femmeslash pairs left.

    WHERE’S THE WANK DAMNIT?!!

  • A LITTLE NERD MUSIC POLL 2020 - ROUND TWO - 4 years ago

    Are we still alive? Yes? Can you still fell your fingers though?

    First, there were a few extra hours voting , to make up for early closures in Round 1. But not much changed.

    * Stony vs Sterek 3200-2050

    * Elu (SKAM) vs Marrish 11425-9525

    * Malex vs Stucky 10125-8850

    * Achilles x Patroclus vs Clex 3675-2376

    * Sanvers vs Crisana 5825- 4525

    Ugh, not much could have been done really with those leads.

    Anyway, on to Round 2 (Round of 32). More recipes, more rec lists, more brackets freezing, more caffeine headaches...you know, the usual. Oh, and hate voting.

    * Karamel vs Stony 500-65

    THAT’LL TEACH YOU TO BEAT STEREK! OH, AND TONY STARK SUCKS.

    * Ineffable Husbands vs Marichat 146-32

    They won, but their low votes mean they get replaced by winner of Wildcard bracket.

    * Hannigram vs Kiribaku 311-29

    * Spideypool vs LadyNoir 258-46

    * Alex x Henry vs Choni 328-32

    * Rules vs Elu 426-21
    THOUGHT YOU COULD BEAT MARRISH AND DO WELL, HUH?!

    * Merthur vs David x Patrick 201-19
    Another possible threat eliminated.

    * Destiel vs Snowbaz 277-59
    Okay, this possible threat still here.

    * Klance vs Spideychelle 439-57

    * Lapidot vs Malex 660-255

    THINK YOU COULD WIPE OUT STUCKY AND GET AWAY WITH IT, DIDN’T YOU?!

    * Kylux vs Johnlock 515-282

    We helped our allies here to overtake Johnlock.

    * Reylo vs Jonsa 515-110
    We helped out another friendly ship.

    * Achilles x Patroclus vs Chealeanor 254-48
    Another threat remains, but allowed to win as takes on Sanvers next.

    * Sanvers vs Schmico 9400-5925

    We tried to take the bot-masters out, but not enough time. Next round!

    * Drarry vs Tyrus 226-17

    * Mulderx Krycek vs Tommy x Alfie 251-70

    * WILDCARD BRACKET

    Crisana. 18350
    Marrish. 12200
    Stucky. 3279
    Clex. 65

    HOLY SHIT! What a fucking round! Crisanajust took the lead and held it, although we passed Stucky and came within 3000 votes at one stage. Damn.

    Which means Crisana go into Round of 16. But maybe Marrish does too, with more votes than anyone else in other brackets (in fact, there were more votes in the Wildcard bracket than all the other brackets combined!!)

    Rest for couple of days now (or go vote in Zimbio March Madness if ur a sucker for punishment).

    * expires *

  • A LITTLE NERD MUSIC POLL 2020 - ROUND TWO - 4 years ago

    Apparently much love was was sent to the mod, so there might be a poll next year. :)

    But now we have a WILDCARD ROUND in Round 2!

    The highest voted losers in round one have a second chance to go into the round of 16!

    We just have to win our bracket, AND have more votes than the lowest voted winner of this round.

    MARRISH vs Stucky vs Clex vs Cristana!

    VOTE!

  • A LITTLE NERD MUSIC POLL 2020 - ROUND ONE - 4 years ago

    Round 2 will be 8-12 March.

    Winners of Round 1.

    * Karamel vs Tododeku. 226-8

    * Stony vs Sterek 3175-2050

    Unfortunately, Stony caught us napping on last day and soon passed our 500 total then. So, no TW ships left.
    Sad.

    * Ineffable Husbands vs Bellarke 276-25

    * Marichat vs Spirk 250-52

    Dammit, Jim!

    * Kiribaku vs Bubbline. 225-55

    * Hannigram vs Bumbleby 201-3

    * LadyNoir vs Malec 200-10

    How the mighty have fallen! Not that we had anything to do with that. * whistles innocently *

    * Spideypool vs Wayhaught 351-101

    I’m starting to think Marvel really does rule the universe.

    * Alex x Henry vs Gendrya 610-110

    You’re welcome, fellow small ship!

    *Choni vs Deckerstar 250-125

    * Elu (SKAM) vs Marrish 11400-9525

    Went ahead, only to lose to “suspicious” bracket freezes. We did our best ( Stop crying, Kate. Dry your tears on that $1000 toilet paper you bought on eBay). We did fight until the bracket closed though.

    We will always have the Sweet 16 finish in 2016, the Final Four in 2017-2018-2019 (where Marrish got Third Place). Suck it, Stydia!

    * Rules vs McHanzo 212-26

    * Merthur vs Clexa 152-1
    The 2017 winner went out with ONE vote... they don’t look so impressive when they’re not using bots, do they?

    * David x Patrick vs Dianetti 253-26

    * Snowbaz vs Mulan vs Li Shang 200-82

    * Destiel vs Peraltiago 302-50

    * Spideychelle vs Symbrock 276-50

    DEFINITELY a rules the universe.

    * Klance vs Bughead 260-33

    Some of the big ships really didn’t turn up here. They must be saving their energy (and bots) for Zimbio.

    * Lapidot vs Arthur x Eames 250-75
    Well damn.

    * Malex vs Stucky 10100-8850
    But the biggest ship in Marvel lost to a Roswell ship??!
    Not happy, Jan

    * Kylux vs Juliantina 850-228
    Well, at least the Star Wars ships did well.

    * Johnlock vs Cartinelli 700-160

    After beating Marrish last year, we were going to make sure this ship went down. Success!

    * Jonas vs Supercorp 1000-425

    Last years Zimbio winner went down like a damp squib.

    *Reylo vs Villaneve 600-100
    We’re backing them now that the TW ships are out. GO REYLO!

    * Cheleanor vs E x R 185-33
    Another threat eliminated.

    * Achilles x Patroclus vs Clex 3650-2375
    Another favourite gone! We tried.

    *Schmico vs Eddie 276-50

    * Sanvers vs Crisana 5775- 4525

    We got so close to catching last years winner..we’ll, we’ll try in the next round!

    *Tyrus vs Stormpilot 2000-1200
    Stormer overvoted, so we took advantage of them pause to rack up votes for this little ship. That means two of the past winners weren’t in this poll (Swanqueen, Newtmas),and two past winners (Stormpilot,Clexa) we’re eliminated.

    * Drarry vs Clintasha 252-30
    Yay!

    *Mulder x Krycek vs Korrasami 175-50

    * Tommy x Alfie vs Scorbus 200-10

    Right, we’re now voting a Reylo (Possibly also Kylux, Karamel and others) we may back one of the small ships too.
    We’re voting AGAINST Sanvers, Elu, Stony, Malex and maybe David x Oatrick, Destiel, Achilles x Patroclus.

    HAPPY VOTING ( and probably after this and Zimbio, HAPPY DRINKING!!).

  • A LITTLE NERD MUSIC POLL 2020 - ROUND ONE - 4 years ago

    Holy shit, that was an intense round. And it started off all friendly-like too. People were leaving fic recs and recipes in the comment section!

    Then it began. The mod had put Captcha on all the brackets, and they didn’t work properly and were frustratingly slow. Unfortunately that led to hate mail being sent to mods inbox, so she shut that down and removed Captchas.

    And then the real wank began. Since the polldaddy (ok, crowd signal) comment sections were closed down, only the main comment section was open.

    The Marrish shippers went straight into power hours and everything was fine..until their ship bracket froze..TWICE!! And strangely enough, their opponents ( wtf is an elu?) could vote just fine...hmm.

    Meanwhile, the Braime shippers from last year started throwing shade at the Sanvers shippers, and apparently voting against them too.

    * Wow. Look at the Sanvers vs Crisana bracket.
    Hmmm
    Think I’ll head on over there to lend a hand.

    * Sanvers is truly a miraculous ship ! ;)

    * I take my black hat off to them!
    Especially emilievitnux. I believe she can walk on water! ;)

    * I heard she can turn water into wine
    Sanvers just seem to produce so many miracles.
    It’s truly..miraculous.

    * SANVERS WEARS A BLACK HAT DOTCOM. . . . (LOL!!!!!!!)
    I touched the Sanvers ship bracket and I CAN SEE!
    IT’S A MIRACLE!!

    * Their fandom is called SKAM . . .

    * Has anyone seen a black hat ?
    I think I saw emilievitnux loan the black hat to Mr Elu.
    It really seems to be lucky, doesn’t it?
    One might say miraculous. ;)

    * Like the “miracles” performed in zimbio in the last few years by Clexa, Sanvers, Supercorp, and Posie?
    Someone should really call the Vatican about this.

    * Don’t forget Swanqueen, and Newtmas.
    They should be beautified really.
    Huh, just realised that Swanqueen and Newtmas (2 past winners),and Sasusaku and Hollstein (2 past finalists) never even made it into the first round this year.
    Let’s all take our hats off to those past winners.

    * Lol
    I notice Olicity, Westallen, and Klaroline didn’t make it this year. Less shippers or are they holding out for Zimbio?
    I remember that poll being the Wild West last year.
    “Miracles” everywhere!!

    Then We all got bored, and started turning most brackets into ties. Well that certainly got things moving!
    Because that’s when the Marrish bracket froze a second time.

    * What’s that line that Stiles says?
    “If one's an incident, two's a coincidence, and three's a pattern, what's four?”
    “Four's enough for a warrant.”

    * According to their own twitter accounts, they’re voting once on YOUR bracket at same time as you’re voting. That leads to you miscounting and voting more than you should..and wallah..you’re frozen out while they can still vote.
    More clever than Sanvers and Newtmas I guess. Still sucks.

    * looks at frozen Marrish bracket *
    That’s it! I’m breaking into my Coronavirus Emergency alcohol stash!

    * I think I’ll join you now. I was able to vote again, only for the bracket to freeze again before I voted 25 times.
    I don’t wanna say we’ve been nobbled, but.. * sad whinny*

    You can vote 25 times every 2 minutes, and if you are frozen out, you can’t vote for FOUR HOURS!!so, Marrish was nobbled pretty much from the start. From Elu ? Or Stydia? Or one of the ships Marrish knocked out last year?

    The mod insisted no bot activity, but there are things like paid voting now, so....and to add gasoline to the fire, the Marrish bracket ( and 8 others) were closed early, with about 40 minutes remaining. And some brackets were still voting when most closed!

    And Brienne of Tarth had one last word.

    * Sanvers still here?
    See you in the next round.
    Don’t forget your black hat.

    You’re going to need it.

    You can see why the mod announced that this would be the last year for this poll. It’s a shame that Marrish (after two semi finals in a row) won’t be one of the winners of this poll..oh well...NOW LETS START HATE VOTING

  • WEEEEERE BAAAAACK!!!!! - 4 years ago

    Huh, this still exists ? Well okay.

    Yep, even the Plague can’t stop us. Or alcohol poisoning it seems. Since (for reasons unknown..)two of our blogs were deleted, and my cute animal blog is no more..might as well use this. I still can’t believe it’s still here.

    It only seems like yesterday that we were trolling the Teen Wolf fandom.
    And the Star Wars fandom.
    And the Shadowhunters fandom.
    And the Flash fandom.
    And the Supergirl fandom.
    And the Marvel fandom...

    oh wait, that WAS yesterday.

    ????

    Well, the Troll Squad has been busy. You can find me (Jen) at kiss_my_star_spangled_ass on the ao3. Kate and I can also be found trolling the ao3 Star Wars fandom, under ReyloIsCanon2019. At the moment we’re haunting treezie’s fic..you thought moderation would stop us..HA HA YOU FOOLS!! MUH HA HA!

    The Marvel fandom is one of our main hunting grounds though. Oh, those wacky Tony stans...

    So, if you see comments by beebo, candyfloss, Dickishly Stubborn, Otterly Ridiculous, scruffy nerfherder, TEAM CAP, trash panda, ThisIsADeadParrot, or a dozen other names..well, that’s us * waves*.

    And if you stumble across a Drinking Game, How To Write An Anti Team Cap fic, 101 Ways To Kill Tony Stark-a- thon, or cheese related names...well everything seems like a good idea after half a bottle of tequila. ????

    Anyway, to the fun stuff..POLLS!!!

    * A Little Nerd Music ship bracket - 2 March

    * Zimbio TV Couples March Madness - 9 March

    Oh yeah, that’s what we need. Two goddamn polls at the same time ! Uh...guess we can always use our coronavirus stash of alcohol to help us get through this crisis.

    Let’s look at ALNMPODCAST poll ...hmm, no Hollstein, Sasusaku, Swanqueen, Stydia ????????, Klaroline, Avalance, Olicity, Westallen, Newtmas (aww, did they run out of bot money?), and Braime (after last years cheating by Sanvers, can hardly blame them for not returning).

    That’s two past winners out of the running! But Destiel (remember it’s Supernatural’s final season), Sanvers (VOTE THEM OUT IN THE FIRST ROUND!!), Supercorp, Villaneve, Wayhaught, Clexa, Bughead,Malec, Stormpilot, Cartinelli, Stony, Clintasha, Spideypoole, and Symbrock left.

    Okay, this is the plan. Vote out big threats as early as possible. Were voting FOR Marrish (LETS GO ALL THE WAY THIS YEAR!!), Sterek, Reylo, Kylux, Stucky.

    * Stony vs Sterek - KICK ANY TONY STARK SHIPS TO THE KERB, WHERE THEY BELONG.

    * Merthur vs Clexa - Vote out Clexa!

    * Cartinelli vs Johnlock - Vote out Cartinelli. They were too dangerous last year.

    * Supercorp vs Jonas - Vote against Supercorp.

    * Reylo vs Villaneve - Vote for Reylo.

    * Sanvers vs Crisana - Vote out Sanvers!!!

    Well, there we go. I’m sure this poll won’t turn into a wankfest ????????????.

    Just like Zimbio won’t be overrun with bots... right?

    Right? ????????????

  • A LITTLE NERD MUSIC POLL 2019 - FINALS - 5 years ago

    After the disappointing Eonline poll, it's nice to see that the wank was back here.

    * EmilieVitnux

    Ignore any message where I said vote Sanvers. I really meant VOTE CARTINELLI !!!!

    LOOOOOL

    * EmilieVitnux

    I feel so much more unburdened, now I've admitted our cheating. And now I will go for a walk on this very flat earth And maybe visit those alien pyramids. And maybe I'll go listen to MJs latest single.

    STOP IT !

    And then the comments went into moderation. Oh well, nice while it lasted. Seya all next year !

  • A LITTLE NERD MUSIC POLL 2019 - FINALS - 5 years ago

    Continuing the trollfest that is ALNMP . .

    * Brienne of Tarth (the real one)

    hello my shadow self

    * The reason most big ships got knocked out, was that the smaller ships combined to knock them out early (according to comments by some marrish shippers). But they never tried to knock your ship out. Because it's not a big ship (compared to supercorp, or swanqueen, or clexa).
    And yet you beat stucky (maybe not the entire fandom voted, but a sizable portion did). But the bracket froze repeatedly. Other brackets had a few freezes. But any bracket involving your ship seemed to have the freezing glitch.

    * How is marrish winning? They anti voted stydia which is not fair and square.No one actually likes pedophilia lmfao

    * You're repeating yourself, sweetie.
    P.S. Lydia is 18. LET IT GOOOOO

    * Brienn of Tarth
    But hey, what do I know? I'm just a crazy Braime fan who can't accept that other fandom just communicate more than mine.

    I THINK THIS WAS THE FAKE BRIENNE

    * Brienne of Tarth

    Ignore everything I just said. We cheated. True fax

    UMMM . .

    * I'm confused

    WE ALL ARE.

    * Did Brienne of Tarth just clone herself? lol

    * If I see one more fire hydrant or store front or bus...

    LOL. EVERY TIME YOU COMMENT YOU HAVE TO TIC A BLOODY HYDRANT !!

    * But the stucky-sanvers bracket kept "conveniently" freezing whenever stucky began to catch up. Maybe they lost patience and decided it wasn't worth it.

    * Last year, the newts beat the behemoth that is stucky. And this year sanvers does it.
    Considering what the newts did last year, are we really surprised this year?

    * nope

    * EmilieVitnux

    Michael Jackson is still alive, the Earth is flat and the aliens built the pyramides.
    Just thought I'd share a few of my personal beliefs.

    * lol yeah right. Once again, you're seriously underestimating how passionate and huge this fandom is. If they had undeed knew about the poll, not only they would be so many people that the froze wouldn't have matter (you're frozen after you voted from the same device/same IP Addresse 600 times). Because they would have been too many.
    And honestly, check the comment, it's always the same 2 maybe 3 people saying they were frozen in the stucky poll. Do you really think that the Stucky wouldn't have made WAY more noise if they had knew about it? They would have post tons of comments. And "loose patience and decided it wasn't worth it."? The stucky fandom?
    Come on, you cearly doesn't see how huge this fandom is.

    * That would have seemed so much more genuine, if your bracket hadn't frozen just as cartinelli started to eat into your lead. Yet no one on your side got frozen out, it seems. Sure.

    BURN !!

    *Rational Nerd
    So you mean that this annoying person, Brienne of whatever, what has been insulting people since their lonely person wasn't able to win a ship poll, and complaining about frozen poll when they're the only one affected because they are still not able to connect their three neurons to understand how this poll works, is now insulting people again as soon as comments are reopened while using other people pseudonyms (it's not because it's an online thing that identity theft should be taken lightly) to post random comments?

    Well, congrats for changing something that should have been light and fun into an offensive and annoying shit. I feel bad for the mods that has to deal with your mess, I hope that next time they'll do a poll they'll know how to block someone from it (or at least from commenting).
    Anyway, Sanvers is gonna win, and that's the tea.

    . . BECAUSE YOU CHEATED ? HMM? GEE, I DON'T KNOW WHY THAT WOULD UPSET PEOPLE.

    * We're paying the price of our cheating. Just accept it, like I accepted that the Earth is flat

    FINALLY, YOU GUYS ADMIT IT !

    * Rational Nerd
    And now ignore everything I just said and vote cartinelli!!

    AHAHAHAH

  • A LITTLE NERD MUSIC POLL 2019 - FINALS - 5 years ago

    Well, the w̷a̷n̷k̷f̷e̷s̷t̷ poll is over for the year.

    * Championship: Sanvers (Supergirl) vs Cartinelli (Marvel) 13040-4018

    ARE WE REALLY SURPRISED ?

    * Third Place: Marrish (Teen Wolf) vs Clex (Smallville) 6601-1804

    YESSSSSSSSSS !!!! Kate did most of the work, making sure to stay well ahead of clex (even on the final day, when the count is hidden).
    Aaaand we got the comment section moderated again (oops). And EmilieVitnux and Brienne of Tarth continued their . . . "lively" discussion. And then Emilie started leaving comments under Briennes name . . . and then the shit hit the fan.

    ** Update: Comments now moderated. Have fun. BE NICE. Discussions on how to streamline the Bracket or cancel next year currently ongoing. If you know of any other polling companies besides CrowdSignal, please let us know.

    * Oooooh this one is so hard and difficult for me. Because I love, love, love both Sanvers and Cartinelli.
    I wanted them both in final and voted for both now I have to choose xD

    * And we all “appreciate “ how you got Sanvers into the final.
    Let’s go, Cartinelli!

    * Glad this final is as fair as last years.....

    * black hat

    Sanvers!!

    * Payefforvotess

    Go Sanvers!!!

    * thanksblackhatdotcom

    Sanvers wins! (shh, don’t tell anyone yet)

    OMFG !!

    * ANOTHER MIRACLE!

    * And the winner is... CARTINELLI!!...
    ???? . . .too soon?

    * EmilieVitnux

    Ignore any message where I said vote Sanvers. I really meant VOTE CARTINELLI !!!!

    * another miraculous win!!
    and next , sanvers turns water into wine
    And lead into gold
    and enough loaves and fishes to feed a horde
    and heals the sick
    and makes the lame walk
    and resurrects the dead
    and wins the Ship Bracket 2019 final
    IT'S A MIRACLE!!!

    *
    F
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    * K the real

    Brienne the issues you have i wanna have too jfc ....

    go sanvers

    * K THE REALIEST

    GO CARTINELLI !!

    * K (THE TRUE ONE)

    @K (not so real one)
    If this entire comment section is all one person, then I guess I'AM really you too.
    And we all vote cartinelli.

    * Wait..they beat us in the last round. We expected that. But now everyone says they aint supercorp so not that big?
    Is this fucking newtgate all over again?
    SERIOUSLY?!

    * PLEASE DON'T MENTION THE NEWTS. WE ALL CARRY THE SCARS FROM LAST YEAR's "Lets pay for votes " SHIP BRACKET SCANDAL. MUST HAVE BEEN BROKE THIS YEAR.

    * uh,what the eff is going on?

    * THE COMMENT SECTION HAS SPOKEN

    Everyone is voting for Cartinelli.

    * umm, okay?

    * its just One PERSON WRITING ALL THESE COMMENTS
    thats the hilarious part

    * OK, cartinelli has like 2100 fic on the ao3, but sanvers has like 5100. Neither are big ships, and yet sanvers beat stucky???
    hmm

    * mystery of life

    * It's not Newtmax or whatever the name of the ship is.
    We just won fairly, but this crazy person (who made many com and keep insulting us) can't accept it and think it's funny to say we're cheating. Even if the mods already said many time that we didn't.
    But whatever, since apparently she have Nothing else in her life, I feel more pity than anything else
    Good luck for your fight against Clex :)

    * This may not be the biggest poll, but it is well advertised to the various fandoms through word of mouth. And this was one of the highest votes for stucky, since the 20000+ votes last year in the final. And yet sanvers got more votes than that in an Elite Eight round?
    It just seems strange that the brackets everyone complains about "freezing" all seem to have Sanvers in them. In almost every round.
    ???????

    * why did our bracket freeze too? we've just been voting steadily.
    just because something weird is happening in the other bracket, doesn't mean we should be frozen out too.
    why does this keep happening?

    * Brienne of Tarth (the real one)
    . . . . well this is going to be confusing.

    * Brienne of Tarth (the real one)

  • Eonline TV Top Couples poll - 5 years ago

    Well, eonline's poll had not enough wank really. DISAPPOINTED !

    The elite 8 round had Wayhaught defeat Gallovich, David/Patrick defeat Jamie & Claire, Malec defeated Emison, and Aristoteles/Temo defeat Julians/Valentina.

    The Final 4 round had Aristoteles/Temo defeat Malec, and David/Patrick defeat Wayhaught.

    The Final had Aristoteles/Temo (Mi Marido Tiene Mas Familia) v David/Patrick (Schitts Creejk) 82.3 % - 17.7 % .

    HA! THat's the third year in a row that some obscure little couple beat the heavyweights.

    SO, WHERE'S THE FUCKING WANK???

    At least A Little Nerd Music didn't disappoint us there.

  • Eonline TV TopCouples poll - 5 years ago

    Too many polls . . . too many polls . . . too many polls . .and Marvel is trying to kill us (but our favourites are alive, so . . meh).

    Eonline has had three rounds of their poll. We couldn’t be bothered with the first two rounds, but the Round of 16 is done. And here is what happened (I’m sure there’s wank somewhere but we couldn’t be arses to look for it).

    We have two more foreign couples crushing their opposition. We have Olicity and Posie out. Emison, Wayhaught, Jamie/Claire, and Gallovich are into the round of 8.

    Ugh, I don’t think I actually care who wins. Please let there be wank though.

  • A LITTLE NERD MUSIC POLL 2019 - FINAL FOUR - 5 years ago

    Hooooly shit ! Did we just survive that round . . . okay, Kate may not have. She voted her little heart out. And is now curled up in a corner recovering.

    Sooo . . . here's what happened. First, there will be a Third Place playoff for the losers in this round, while the winners go into the Final. And there is a break this week, as Avengers Endgame is about to hit the theatres (Kate & I have tickets for the first day !!).

    Second, because of the massive wank, comments are now moderated (* whistle innocently *). Although the Braime shippers used an older (and still open) comment section to leave a few comments.

    * Hmm,
    Sanvers vs Stucky in Elite Eight. 25500-16789
    Sanvers vs Marrish in Final Four. 13825-6002
    Wow. It’s uncanny how Sanvers get such huge leads. Even over powerhouses like Stucky. It’s a real mystery how they keep doing that.
    I wish Cartinelli all the luck in the final. Because they are really going to need it against blackhat.com, err I mean Sanvers.

    LOL

    * Cartinelli vs Clex 8600-5500

    Cartinelli forged ahead early, although Clex never gave up, and forced them to continue. But the last minute surge never happened this time.

    * Sanvers vs Marrish 13825-6002

    Kate and I tried, but the dreaded enemy took a big early lead, and never let Marrish close again. Damn it !!
    So, this will be the next rounds.

    * Third Place Playoff: Clex vs Marrish

    VOTE MARRISH EARLY AND NEVER STOP !!

    * Championship: Cartinelli vs Sanvers

    VOTE FOR CARTINELLI !!

    And just because you can never have too many polls . . the Eonline TV Top Couples poll is underway, with the second round happening at moment.

    This is for canon TV couples only. And the dreaded Captcha is in place (Oh God, no !!).

    Good luck everyone !! Be back after Avengers Endgame (anyone who spoils us is a dead person, 'kay ?)

  • A LITTLE NERD MUSIC POLL 2019 - ELITE EIGHT - 5 years ago

    Back to yet another poll we managed to get comments shut down on. Yay !

    So, who actually won the Elite Eight ? Because that's the important thing, right ?

    * Clex (Smallville) vs Marichat (Miraculous Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir) 3565-2650

    We voted for Marichat, to get rid of Clex (sorry guys), but forgot that they vote strong on the last day. So, our lead was quickly whittled down. And it became a real battle.

    * Cartinelli (Marvel) vs Drarry (Harry Potter) 6151-4225

    We voted Drarry, but had other fish to fry. So, Marvel ran away with it on the final day.

    * Marrish (Teen Wolf) vs E x R (Les Miserables) 6976-251

    Yep, Kate and I voted steadily every day. So there would be no last minute contest on the final day. Almost 7000 votes, and we weren't even really trying. Another SF for Marrish, but up against a ship that will do anything to win. Hmm . .

    * Sanvers (Supergirl) vs Stucky (Marvel) 25500-16789

    Holy shit ! This was a tough one, with "suspicious" voting activity and frequent poll freezes. And a ship war. And Stucky kept voting all along, but Sanvers bots were too thick on the ground. I mean, does it seem possible that the BIG marvel ship was beaten by a small ship off a tv show ?

    So, the Final Four will have:

    * Clex vs Cartinelli

    Let the best ship win.

    * Marrish vs Sanvers

    DESTROY THE EVIL ONES !!! . . ahem, I mean lets vote early and continuously. We don't stand a chance against bots (fucking AGAIN !!) but we'll go down swinging.

    VOTE MARRISH !!

  • A LITTLE NERD MUSIC POLL 2019 - ELITE EIGHT - 5 years ago

    BACK TO WHERE BOTS AND WANK ARE APLENTY

    * You mean like you waited last round, only for you to see the mods said there was nothing weird? Or was it for the round before that?
    'Cause here what's gonna happen : the mods are gonna moderate the comments because of you, then they're gonna, once again, explain why you can't vote and that no, there is no bots or whatever involved. But it is not gonna be enough for you and you're gonna keep crying and complain.

    HOW DARE EVERYONE WANT A FREE & FAIR POLL !!

    * Luckily for you guys, this aint zimbio. They can afford a more sophisticated security system (when they can be bothered using it).
    Couldn't fool the bigger poll, so decided to pick a smaller one where you can get away with this.
    If the mods haven't caught you, it's because you used a more sophisticated script to fool this system.
    Beating us and clintasha is one thing, but no way you are beating the might of stucky fairly.

    * I had wondered about that. Maybe they only use script to get huge lead, then just use legitimate votes later when can't be caught?
    Supercorp did same thing.

    * wait. what?

    * or maybe JUST maybe we are VOTING instead of writing dumb comments ,if anyone would use a bot the numbers would LOOK WAY DIFFERENT ... like 1000 in 2 mins different

    SUUUURE

    * Of course. Also, Michael Jackson is still alive, the Earth is flat and the aliens built the pyramides.
    We have a more sophisticated script to fool this system? Do you even read yourself? What are you even talking about? Do you realize how ridiculous and paranoiac you sound? Do you?
    I'm sorry but we don't have the knowledge to type super script to win a poll. We're not rich enough to buy vote on I don't know what forum. We just share the link between GC and vote all the time. That's all.

    SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURE

    * Oh well, congratulations on using a bot that votes slowly. Any faster and you would get caught. I'm sure your reddit friends helped you. Maybe even for free. They did for Clexa.
    If you believe aliens built pyramids, you have bigger problems than cheating a system.

    LOOOOOL

    * Let's see . .

    Round 1: Sanvers vs Victuuri 431-416
    Round 2: Sanvers vs Braime 5098-3300
    Sweet 16: Sanvers vs Clintasha 11418-6051
    Looking at this, you can see Rd 1 was legit. But round 2 had them suddenly go up to 5000+?? (and much of that happened really fast). And the Sweet 16 round . . pretty bleedin' obvious.
    This is the Newtmas-buys- a-poll crap from last year, all over again.
    I wish all other ships the best. But it's pretty much a done deal for sanvers, it seems.
    Elite 8: Sanvers vs Stucky 8643-2551 (so far, after Day 1)
    Oh yeah, those look like legit numbers.

    LOL

    * I found the comment from last year, found on twitter.
    "Online Contest Vote‏ @Buycontest
    Come to my inbox give you vote. "
    I betcha sanvers knows this site well, or that blackhat one. Didn't supercorp get caught on that reddit page, all about rigging polls?

    EXACTLY.

    * In the final 4, 3 ships are gay! Good work gay, we did it! xD
    The Marish/Sanvers is gonna be interesting. They both easily crushed their opponent in the last rounds. It sure gonna be an epic fight :P
    Also Clex is not the most powerful ship, but they are the most strategic. They let the other ship vote for the first few days and let them think they're gonna win easily, then they catch up at the last moment. It worked twice so far with Sterek and now MariChat . Cartinelli better be careful with them! :)

    BY "EPIC FIGHT", DO YOU ACTUALLY MEAN " WE'D BETTER BUY MORE VOTES THIS ROUND" ?

    WOW.

  • A LITTLE NERD MUSIC POLL 2019 - ELITE EIGHT - 5 years ago

    BACK TO WHERE YOU CAN VOTE FAIRLY . . BUT WHO WOULD DO THAT WHEN YOU CAN JUST BUY THE POLL INSTEAD ?

    * Newtmas got caught vote buying last year. And I guess Sanvers decided that was a great idea. For a few bucks, you can have thousands of votes added just like that. Polldaddy/Crowdsignal is pretty easy to cheat on.
    It really sucks, but what ya going to do?

    * Well now I'm confused. I think I'll just stay out of this. I hope any cheaters get caught though.

    (SPOILER ALERT) THEY DIDN'T.

    * shame on anyone who pays for votes.
    just stop if you do that

    * it takes me half a minute to send 25 votes if you all are too lazy not our problem

    SAYS THE STANS WHO BOUGHT VOTES/BOTS BECAUSE THEY COULDN'T BE BOTHERED VOTING.

    * I was just making general comment
    don't cheat
    that's all

    * sorry i cant stop laughing but we have a groupchat and some people are voting as much as their time allows , the insult you throw at us are fucking insane , noone takes this poll serious except some people who are not even anymore in this competition

    * They're not in the competition because you "made sure of that".
    Those numbers truly are miraculous.
    Can you do that thing with the loaves and fishes next?

    OMFG !!

    * Its not rocket science if a group of people vote as much as possible vs only like 2 and since the comments are all done by the same insane person , that poll is neither important nor huge, it wont also bring our ship back but damn am i in the mood to shut you all up

    . . SO. I'LL GO BUY SOME MORE VOTES . .

    * OMG !
    I JUST WENT ON THE SANVERS BRACKET AND NOW I CAN WALK AGAIN
    ITS A MIRACLE
    JUST LIKE SANVERS NUMBERS

    LMAO

    * believe me a miracle would look different ! its legit a bigger group voting at the same time like how many braincells you need to understand that?

    SWEETIE, UR FOOLING NO ONE

    * Bless you, my child.
    Tis sanvers bracket is truly a miracle.
    Amen.

    LOL

    * You guys think we are way more rich and cool than what we actually are.

    TRUST ME . . NOBODY THINKS YOU GUYS ARE COOL.

    * This is so annoying that these people keep talking about cheating when these numbers of votes are not even huge considering the voting system.
    6550 votes, assuming everyone votes 25 at a time, it's only 262. The poll has been open when, 15h ago? That means you only need 17/18 persons per hour to vote. Or 8 persons voting twice an hour. Or 4 persons voting four times an hour. And I'm not even talking about the same four persons voting every hour, hum. We have a GC of 30+ people from all around the world, it's really not hard to get 4 persons voting 4 times each hour...
    But well, I'm guessing that when you can't do maths, it's easy to talk about cheating and bots and buying polls instead of just taking 2 minutes to really look at the numbers and get to the conclusion that you're just not enough people to win against Sanvers.

    . . . AND WE BOUGHT ENOUGH VOTES TO MAKE SURE OF THAT . . .

    * I'm sure you've saved your cash for the inevitable final you'll be in.

    * Did you say the same when you failed your IQ test?

    * Do you also think the Earth is flat?

    * lol, you guys are funny.
    I'm sure your pals at blackhat dot com are laughing their asses off too.

    * VOTE STUCKY!!
    Don't give up. We may yet get some votes back.

    * That could happen. Sanvers lost about 20000 votes on zimbio last year. Wait and see.

    * Yeah, you were saying the same thing for the last two polls, and it didn't happen. You're boo boo the fool.

    SAYS THE SIDE THAT BOUGHT ALL THEIR WINS SO FAR.

  • A LITTLE NERD MUSIC POLL 2019 - ELITE EIGHT - 5 years ago

    BACK TO WANK CENTRAL

    * Mods, Stucky fans, well more Braime fans who apparently can't accept that we won, are now using their username to insult us. Funny how their name is just a letter and it make F.U.C.K.Y.O.U.SA.N.V.E.R.S.
    Can you moderate comments again 'cause apparently, people can't stay polite here. Also passive/agressive comments is tiresome.

    THIS WAS AFTER THE FIRST DAY. SANVERS ALREADY ASSUMED THEY HAD "WON". GEE, IT WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN BECAUSE YOU GUYS BOUGHT THE VOTE, WOULD IT ? I GUESS YOU WOULD WANT TO HIDE THAT, RIGHT ?

    * And here we thought we were being subtle.

    LMAO

    * You again. Aren't you tired to attack and insult people because your ship loose 3 rounds ago?
    What are you gonna do this time? More insult? More hate mail to the mods? Are you gonna cry and cry and cry until they had to explain, again, that no one is cheating and the only reason why you can't vote is because you blocked yourself?

    YEAH. HOW DARE EVERYONE BE BUTTHURT OVER YOU GUYS USING BOTS TO WIN !!

    * It only took them an hour to work it out.
    LOL

    THEY WERE TOO BUSY BUYING MORE BOTS.

    * We weren't the ones who sent hatemail, sweetie. And we didn't lose to you. We lost to your little "helpers" named bot and macro.
    As funnily enough, have every pair that stands against you. It's really only been your bracket having problems.
    Kwinky dinks, huh?

    OOOH . . BURN !!

    * You're obsessive, weird and creepy. You are attacking people over a poll and left tons of comments, just to insult fans. And you expect me to believe that you didn't send hate mail to the mods? Please. You are the type of people who do that. Just take a look at your coms.
    If we win it's probably because we spend more time voting than posting hate comment like you guys.
    The poll also freeze for us, a lot, we just don't complain about it everytime because we know it's useless.
    So now, take a deep breath, look at your life, and realize that this is just a poll to have fun. You're not gonna die just because your ship lost.

    NO, YOU'RE TOO BUSY BUYING VOTES.

    At this point, the comments descended into insults and text art of roosters ( suck my cokk ).

    * mods, please turn comments off, it's the same story again and again, some people can't lose with the class. just please turn comments off now and in the next rounds. PLEASE

    OH HONEY, IT'S THE SANVERS STANS WHO PUT THE ASS IN CLASS.

    * And everyone seems to lose to you. Even the huge Marvel ships.
    Truly a miracle.

    * AND THE WINNER OF THE 2019 SHIP BRACKET IS . . .

    SANVERS !!
    with special mention of their close friends at blackhat dot com.
    they couldn't have done it without you.

    ROFL

    * Mods, once again. Please moderate the comments and maybe even delete all the comment already posted so far because apparently people can't loose without attacking others.
    This is just a poll guys, what the hell? You're not gonna die just because your ship is loosing. How many time do the mods have to explain that we are not cheating?

    I THINK IT'S HILARIOUS THAT THEY ARE BUTTHURT OVER BEING CAUGHT CHEATING.
    JUST LIKE NEWTMAS LAST YEAR.

    * Why complain? You guys already won. I'm sure it was worth every cent.

    OUCH

    * Is sanvers cheating? That seems to be what everyone is saying here. If its the case, votes should be taken off if proven. That's only fair

    * If mods can proov that Sanvers cheated, then yes, they should take off all the fake vote. Absolutely.
    But mods already explained 3 times that there was nothing suspicious in all the polls. The people complaining, who are just the same 3 sore loosers posting with different username, just can't accept we won fairly against them.

    * cough * PAY FOR VOTES * cough *

    *whos cheating?

    * Well, it's not marichat, clex, cartinelli, drarry, marrish, E x R, or Stucky.

    GEE, WHO COULD IT BE ?

    * That sucks. Sorry dude.

  • A LITTLE NERD MUSIC POLL 2019 - ELITE EIGHT - 5 years ago

    Who thought voting in this poll was a great idea ?! How drunk was I when I agreed it was ?!

    Ugh, well the Elite Eight round is over, after being extended an entire day. It was fun (* kill me now *). The mods went in, believing it would be fair and wank free. Those poor, naïve little muppets . . .

    * It’s time for the Elite Eight everyone! Polls run through 12PM PST on Thursday. As always, we will alert you to any technical difficulties. Comments are not moderated for now, but that will change if people begin to attack each other. Stay clean and HAVE FUN!

    Then there was a whole day where the comment section was wall-to-wall-wank.

    * UPDATE: Comments now being moderated and those with inappropriate language being deleted. Comments will be moderated in all future rounds.

    Damn, and some of that wank was our best work too.

    * UPDATE: Hi everyone! Thanks for letting me know the issues with voting multiple times right now, which is appearing across all four polls. I'm working to get it fixed right now, but to make it up to everyone the polls will be extended to 12PM PST on Friday.

    Well, someone bought too many voting bots it seems.

    Anyway, the braime and clintasha shippers immediately came out voting for stucky. And it was going smoothly, until the sanvers shippers started catching up . . one might say "inhumanely" fast . . cue wank and suspicion.

    Then someone started leaving consecutive messages, under different letters. And apparently if you read those letters downwards, you got . . .

    F
    U
    C
    K

    Y
    O
    U

    S
    A
    N
    V
    E
    R
    S

    looooooooooool
    Cue ship war.

    * Wow.
    Those sanvers numbers are just "miraculous". Right?

    * Those numbers should be beautified by the Vatican, they are so miraculous.

    * They are so miraculous, they can walk on water.

    * They are so miraculous, they can turn water into wine.
    Think we need that now.

    * The sanvers numbers are truly the Messiah.

    * The sanvers numbers are so miraculous, they can heal the sick.

    OK, THIS WAS HILARIOUS.

    * Mods, Stucky fans, well more Braime fans who apparently can't accept that we won, are now using their username to insult us. Funny how their name is just a letter and it make F.U.C.K.Y.O.U.SA.N.V.E.R.S.
    Can you moderate comments again 'cause apparently, people can't stay polite here. Also passive/agressive comments is tiresome.

    THIS WAS AFTER THE FIRST DAY. SANVERS ALREADY ASSUMED THEY HAD "WON". GEE

  • A LITTLE NERD MUSIC POLL 2019 - SWEET SIXTEEN - 5 years ago

    Back to the wank.

    * Remember the time sanvers complained to zimbio that bellarke was cheating, but then had thousands of votes taken off from themselves?
    And then they said zimbio were only meant to take votes away from the “real” cheats.
    WE KNOW WHO THE REAL CHEATS WERE
    AND STILL ARE

    * because you can't read, I will repeat again what I wrote and I am going to vote because I do not have time to talk to people who can not think: "you will lose this poll because MUCH MORE PEOPLE vote for sanvers, deal with it. mods have already explained many times how it works" YOU UNDERSTAND? or I have to repeat several times?

    * “People” voting? Are you sure it’s just people on your side? Are you really sure?

    * yes i'm sure, ask mods. BUT WAIT MODS EXPLAINED IT SEVERAL TIMES ALREADY oh god what you do now?!?!

    * have you hugged your bot today?
    People use bots because
    1. They will do anything to win.
    2. They are lazy and can’t be bothered voting hundreds of times each hour.
    and
    3. They completely and totally suck.

    * bots need love too
    The bracket froze when clintasha were leading. Then it stayed frozen for clintasha, until sanvers had gotten a substantial lead.
    Which is identical to what happened in the previous round.

    * my kingdom for a bot !
    You have actual people voting? Well that’s a first.

    * bot bot bot bot bot bot bot bot bot bot bot bot bot bot

    * hahahahahahaha what a group of crying kids HAHAHAHA YOU MADE MY DAY THANK YOUUUU

    WELL THAT WAS ENTERTAINING.
    And the mods dealt with the bot swiftly . . .

    ** UPDATE: Comments now being moderated. If there are truly any glitches in the polls that the system notifies us of, I will let you know in this space. Feel free to still post constructive feedback or to fan out. Remember, this is supposed to be FUN.

    ** UPDATE: We never saw any issues with polls freezing on our end. Please remember the system does remember your previous votes even if you take breaks between sets of 25. It could lock you out without warning for hours and not include a message saying your vote has already been counted. It will also recognize your internet connection if you switch devices. I did extend the polling time nearly an hour as several people appeared to have this problem, but please please remember I will always post about the problem with a solution if the poll does freeze on our end.

    Anyway, the Sweet 16 round saw Sterek, M/K, Reylo, Merthur, and Clintasha eliminated. But all Sweet 16 contestants are automatically into poll next year.

    The Round of Eight will have:

    * Clex vs Marichat

    * Cartinelli vs Drarry

    * Marrish vs E x R

    VOTE EARLY AND OFTEN FOR MARRISH

    * Stucky vs Sanvers

    VOTE EARLY AND CONTINUOUSLY TO GET THE DAMN SANVERS SHIP OUT & STUCKY TO WIN !!

    Seya on Monday for the next round !!

  • A LITTLE NERD MUSIC POLL 2019 - SWEET SIXTEEN - 5 years ago

    Who knew that Sanvers botted as much as Supercorp ? Oh, that wasn't a secret ?

    * 1. It happened in other bracket, pay attention to the comments.
    2. It only happen to YOU, we can still vote for both ship. So funny that YOU are the ones having problem. Me think maybe you're the one cheating and the system keep bloking you for a good reasons :)

    * You think the ones losing are the ones cheating?
    Wow. We must suck at cheating then.

    * The Marrish bracket is working fine. But this one has seen the clintasha vote frozen for a couple of hours. And yet you guys can “mysteriously “ still vote.
    Nobbled another one,huh?

    * why you even care braimie shipper you are out ? sanvers fans just woke up and are voting so stop accusing us for s*it

    * yep, still frozen.
    but look at sanvers vote continue going up.

    * Oh for fucks sake.
    This is ridiculous.
    Still can’t vote. I only voted four times!
    Man, I hope Stucky crushes em.

    * Didn’t sanvers and clexa accuse bellarke of cheating zimbio last year? Only for like 20000 votes each taken off YOUR ships?
    Forgot your bot this year?

    * Sanvers and Clexa couldn't be nominated in the Zimbio poll this year because of a rules saying both part of a ship had to be in the show in 2018.
    I mean... Why are you even taking about Zimbio exactly? You seem weird and incoherent. Stay calm honey, it's just a poll, to need to get angry like that :)

    * That was last year that sanvers,clexa and others were caught cheating on zimbio. You were all quick to complain about how unfair that was. Which was hilarious. I think zimbio came up with that rule this year, so that certain ships didn’t take part. Might have also been those death threats sent to zimbio, after certain ships were caught cheating.

    * honey last year sanvers get caught between a clexa/bellarke war.
    Did clexa cheat to try to get ride of bellarke? Yeah probably.
    Did we asked for it? No.
    Did they send dead treath to Zimbio? I don't know.
    Did you guys send dead treath to the mods of this bracket because brime lost last round? Yeah because they say it.
    Are you talking about something that has nothing to do with this poll because you apparently have a lot of anger in you? Yeah totally.

    * Why would we send death threats to the mods? They weren’t responsible for sanvers cheating.
    Nice try at deflection though.

    * it's SOOOO funny how you still complain oH itS FrOZen Oh It'S UnFRoZEN LetS VoTe when everyone else can vote for every ship they wants, clintasha too. maybe you are cheating, that's why the system blocks your votes when everyone else can still vote.
    no one complains, only you, in the previous round as well as in this one. conspiracy of mankind, the magic things are happening IN FRONT ON OUR EYES BUHAHAHA

    * This happened to us in the last round.
    We got frozen out until sanvers had a big enough lead, then we could vote again (sometimes). Too late for us to catch up.
    Sorry clintasha, history repeats.

    * I'M SO SORRY that you can't vote because you are cheating and the system blocks your votes, it is so UNFAIR ;((((((

    * We’re cheating but just doing it that badly? Sure, sweetie. Just like zimbio did you wrong last year when they took away THOUSANDS of your “legitimate” votes?
    Sure. We believe you.

    * Is this like you accusing bellarke of rampant cheating on that zimbio poll but you were the ones who had 25000 votes removed because of your cheating? Poor things. You get so easily confused.

    * Seriously, the constant accusations of cheating are getting tiring.
    Anyway, last thing, people, chill, it's a just a fandom poll, it's supposed to be fun, for fandoms and for mods, stop the useless toxicity. Stays rational.

    * you can cry as much as you want, you will lose this poll because MUCH MORE PEOPLE vote for sanvers, deal with it. mods have already explained many times how it works. bye

    AREN'T SANVERS SUCH CHARMERS ?

  • A LITTLE NERD MUSIC POLL 2019 - SWEET SIXTEEN - 5 years ago

    Well, that went well. The Sweet 16 round of A little Nerd Music ship bracket is over ! Wow. . . is it normal to lose all feeling in your hands ? . . . no ? . . oh well.

    The usual amount of wank happened, as several brackets were frequently frozen , and some ships vote count suddenly rose "dramatically". And there was a late rush of complaints to the mods, which led to the poll being kept open an extra hour. And comments were suddenly closed/moderated after a ship war started in the clintasha/sanvers bracket !
    So, what happened ?

    * Clex (Smallville) vs Sterek (Teen Wolf) 1350-1276

    This seemed to be in Stereks favour, until the last day. Should have got the vote higher. We tried, and almost caught up in the last hour . . but the bracket froze and that was that.

    * Marichat vs CatNoir 425-326

    The two Miraculous Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir ships were tied together, until we decided on which one to give a bundle of votes to, on the final day.

    * Cartinelli (Marvel) vs Tododeku (Boku No Hero Academia) 600-10

    Never a contest.

    * Drarry (Harry Potter) vs McHanzo (Overwatch) 310-21

    Another one sided contest.

    * Marrish (Teen Wolf) vs Reylo (Star Wars) 5000-237

    Oh yeah, we did it again. Kate and I voted our butts off every day, to make sure the big SW ship never came back at us. That's the secret. To get a huge lead early, and then keep adding to it all the time. Saves on heart attacks on the last day. Sorry, Sterek. We had a couple of glitches here, but nothing major.

    * E x R (Les Miserables) vs Mulder/Krycek (The X-Files) 5650-5025

    Holy shit ! M/K had led this one, until a last day sneak attack by Les Mis. And every time we caught up, Les Mis would start voting again. Then the bracket froze for M/K, and we tried to catch up but too late. Bot or just a genuine surprise ?

    ** oh you fuckers
    definitely a miserable fandom

    ** How are you getting your vote up without any pauses? It’s taken hours to get even with the Les Mis shippers, and they suddenly put on hundreds of votes in a very short period?
    I heard the Sanvers shippers had done something hunky, but I thought that was the only bracket it was happening in. No wonder you all got the comments closed. Now no one can complain.
    Just terrific. Ugh

    HMMM

    * Stucky (Marvel) vs Merthur (Merlin) 5001-1602

    We like both, but voted Stucky. There was a surge by Sanvers shippers voting for merthur (probably to knock out the bigger rival for the next round), but we kept voting until the lead was too big for a comeback.

    * Sanvers (Supergirl) vs Clintasha (Marvel) 11418-6051

    Okay, Sanvers are going to be a real problem. This bracket was a ding-dong battle from the start. And the Braime shippers were only too happy to help. But it's hard to beat the machine.

    Or a bot or two.

    We still tried, up to the end. And we all complained to the mods. But the Sanvers stans had a better idea. They had comments moderated and/or shut down.

    * They're complaining and it's annoying.

    * hello Mods, can you turn off commenting option? As you can see, there is still the same fight without sense. thank you.

    YES. HOW DARE EVERYONE BE ANNOYED BY THAT BOT YOU USED.
    HOW DARE US !!

    * Anyone else can't vote for Merthur? It seem to be frozen.

    * oh irony be thy name
    hahahahahahahahahahaha

    * Wow. Up to your old tricks again? Well, it got you all through the last round I guess.

    * Well we tried. But this was as about as fair and believable as Posie beating Destiel in zimbio. Oh well. Let’s remember to knock them out in the first round next year.

    * stop embarrassing yourself, can't lose with the class and you accuse everyone of cheating when the moderators have explained this several times. get a life

    * This has happened twice. And both times it was the bracket with Sanvers.
    Just some weird coincidence, right?

  • A LITTLE NERD MUSIC POLL 2019 - ROUND 2 - 5 years ago

    Remember the bot-apocalypse over on Zimbio? Well, Sanvers seemed to think that was a great idea. Braime shippers, not so much.

    * why is this bracket frozen
    and why is sanvers still somehow having their vote go up?
    are you that worried sanvers that you started bottling?
    weak

    * why did newtmas use a paid vote site last year?
    why did M/K use a bot and froze out their bracket last year?
    it happens all the time
    it did on zimbio

    * Didn’t just about everyone use bots on zimbio after they removed captchas?

    * How come sanvers can still vote when we can’t?

    * bot or glitch ?

    * The jury's out.

    * Since we can only occasionally vote, while the other side keeps gaining steadily, I think I can guess the jury verdict.
    enough of this crap.
    I need sleep. Bye .

    * ship bracket freezes again after barely starting to vote again *
    AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    * mood

    * Okay, who the fuck decided to bot this bracket?
    It’s a tad suspicious that only braime shippers keep getting frozen out. Considering how far ahead yo all got, why did you need to do that?
    smh

    * We didn't bot anything. And we stopped voting yesterday. Some of use even voted for Braime, because we wanted a fair fight.
    The poll have a problem yeah, but not because of bot. I can vote for both Braime and Sanvers without any problem, while some people here can't vote at all.

    * Sure Jan

    * I mean, the mode just said that there was a reason why you were blocked and that there wasn't any bots involved, but go on I guess.

    * You're all literally voting now. Those little numbers going up... that's you.

    LMAO

    * it's growing for you too. mods have explained everything, others also vote for you, I do not know what you want to get more.

    * It's growing for us now. It would have been nice if that happened all the time. Your side seem to have less "timeouts" than ours though.
    Another strange "glitch" I guess

    * well maybe more people vote for us than for you, because now i vote ONLY for you.

    * Thanks for that, but that didn't really make up for a lot of us being continuously frozen out, just as we started to gain some momentum.
    Bye.

    * Well, we tried. But we obviously stood as much chance here as destiel had against posie in zimbio. Or nearly anyone against posie, once the captchas were removed.
    Back for the next round, right?
    I'm in a Hawkeye/Black Widow kinda mood.

    And now it looks like the Braime shippers will be only too happy to help Clintasha in the next round. Yay !

    So, the last four winners of this poll have been eliminated. Hollstein, Stormpilot, Evak, Johnlock, and Hannigram are out.

    It looks like the Sweet 16 round has now been pushed back a day, so here are the matchups.

    * Clex vs Sterek

    VOTE STEREK !

    * LadyNoir vs Marichat

    Battle of the ladybugs !!

    * Todudeku vs Cartinelli

    * McHanzo vs Drarry

    VOTE DRARRY !

    * Marrish vs Reylo

    Sorry, Reylo but VOTE MARRISH !!!

    * E x R vs Mulder/Krycek

    VOTE M/K !

    * Merthur vs Stucky

    Oh man, we love merthur but VOTE STUCKY !

    * Clintasha vs Sanvers

    VOTE EARLY TO GET RID OF SANVERS !!

    seya after the next round of botting, oops, I meant wank... no... voting !!

  • A LITTLE NERD MUSIC POLL 2019 - ROUND 2 - 5 years ago

    Well that was an exciting round. And the Sweet Sixteen round is just hours away from starting ("Stop crying, Kate. You can do it.").

    So, how did it go ? Well . . .after the first round, we were ready for a tough second round. And we got it. A few of the brackets got really competitive.

    * Clex (Smallville) vs Hollstein (Carmilla) 600-78

    We voted until we got a big lead, and held it after that. So, the 2017 finalist is out !

    * Sterek (Teen Wolf) va Fitzsimmons (Agents of SHIELD) 1055-26

    We made sure to get a lead, and then keep on pouring on the votes.

    * LadyNoir (Miraculous Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir) vs Culmets (Star Trek Discovery) 700-472

    One of the brackets that kept getting an even number of votes for each ship (mysteriously), until near the end when we decided we'd like to see two Ladybug ships go head to head in the Sweet 16.

    * Marichat (Miraculous Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir) vs Benslie (Parks & Recreation) 505-130

    And we needed to get rid of Benslie anyway.

    * Tododeku (Boku No Hero Acedemia) vs Bubbline (Adventure Time) 225-119

    Another one where we threw votes behind one ship on the final day.

    * Cartinelli (Marvel) vs Doctor/Rose (Doctor Who) 456-108

    We had a soft spot for this fellow Marvel ship, so voted for them.

    * McHanzo (Overwatch) vs Evak (Skam) 201-107

    We voted finally against Evak, as we know how they surprised everyone a couple years ago in the Eonline poll.

    * Drarry (Harry Potter) vs Percabeth (Percy Jackson) 405-47

    This was never really a challenge, was it ?

    * MARRISH (Teen Wolf) vs Stydia (Teen Wolf) 5500-165

    Yep, Kate and I made sure the stydiots suffered in this bracket. A couple of thousand votes each day.

    Kate was such a gracious winner too . .

    "the evil is defeated"

    She is now selflessly supplying links to great Marrish youtube videos, to the poor stydiots who left comments. She's such a giver.

    "Anti shippers antivoting. No one actually likes pedophilia lmfao. This wasn't fair and square."

    oh yeah, the stydiots took the CRUSHING DEFEAT with grace and dignity.
    lol.

    * Reylo (Star Wars) vs Stormpilot (Star Wars) 1251-554

    Stormpilot were winners in 2016, so we made sure to get a big lead, and then watch for any late charges.

    * E x R (Les Miserables) vs Choni (Riverdale) 225-124

    We decided to get rid of the Riverdale ship. The show is too popular.

    * Mulder/Krycek (The X-Files) vs Johnlock (Sherlock) 1275-906

    This one had a late charge from Johnlock. Lucky we had a big lead here. Especially as the bracket froze, and John lock was catching up fast. As soon as it unfroze, we forged ahead.

    * Merthur (Merlin) vs Hannigram (Hannibal) 401-23

    We finally decided to back our old favourite.

    * Stucky (Marvel) vs WonderTrev (Wonder Woman) 1206-197

    Of course we made sure to get our Marvel fav through.

    * Clintasha (Marvel) vs Lapidot (Steven Universe) 1870-827

    Okay, we were voting against Clintasha here, until we suddenly noticed what was happening in the other bracket. With Sanvers taking off and showing itself as a future threat, we then threw our weight behind the more popular Clintasha. Hopefully they can take out Sanvers in the next round.

    * Sanvers (Supergirl) vs Braime (Game Of Thrones) 5098-3300

    This turned out to be the real surprise. We had it all. Sanvers votes taking off "unexpectedly". The bracket freezing continuously, but not as much for Sanvers. And soon a wankfest in the comments.
    We voted hard, when sanvers rested, but too many "freezes" to truly catch up.

    * There is nothing illegal, just to many people voting at the same time.

    * People or something else?

    * * looks at stydia vs marrish bracket *
    Stydia: ant
    Marrish: MEET BOOT
    have some mercy, Marrish.

    * no

    * Fair enough.
    But . . . it's dead, Jim.

    LOOOOOOOL

  • A LITTLE NERD MUSIC POLL 2019 - ROUND 1 - 5 years ago

    For those wanting to keep track of poll winners:

    A LITTLE NERD MUSIC

    2015: Swanqueen
    2016: Stormpilot
    2017: Clexa
    2018: Newtmas

    E ONLINE

    2010: Sarah/Chuck
    2011: Jeff/Annie
    2012: Faberry
    2013: BoLo
    2014: Delena
    2015: Steroline
    2016: Clexa
    2017: Evak
    2018: Hilal/Leon

    ZIMBIO

    2012: Faberry
    2013: Destiel
    2014: Destiel
    2015: Shoot
    2016: Clexa
    2017: Clexa
    2018: Swanqueen
    2019: Supercorp

    And the A Little Nerd Music Round 2 draw ?

    * Hollstein vs Clex

    * Sterek vs Fitzsimmons

    Sorry Fizsimmons, but this is where our alliance ends.

    * Ladynoir vs Culmets

    * Benslie vs Marichat

    * Bubbline vs Todudeku

    * Cartinelli vs Doctor/Rose

    * McHanzo vs Evak

    * Percabeth vs Drarry

    * STYDIA vs MARRISH

    Holy shit ! This is the battle we've been waiting for !

    * REYLO vs STORMPILOT

    Another huge battle expected.

    * Choni vs E x R

    * Mulder/Krycek vs Johnlock

    oh damn

    * Merthur vs Hannigram

    double damn

    * WonderTrev vs Stucky

    We need Stucky to crush all opposition here.

    * Lapidot vs Clintasha

    We need to get rid of clintasha before the next round.

    * Braime vs Sanvers

    And that's it. Round 2 is an hour away from starting (every rounds begins Monday, ends on a Thursday).
    Happy voting !

    Let's get the stydiots out early !

  • A LITTLE NERD MUSIC POLL 2019 - ROUND 1 - 5 years ago

    (CONTINUED)

    * Reylo (Star Wars) vs Ironstrange (Marvel) 420-163

    Another ally we got through.

    * Stormpilot (Star Wars) vs Spideypool (Marvel) 391-123

    Didn't have time to get rid of the 2016 winner, but a Stormpilot vs Reylo Round 2 draw to look forward to.

    * Choni (Riverdale) vs Queliot (The Magicians) 211-187

    Another drawing bracket, where we decided to have Choni win on the final day.

    * E x R (Les Miserables) vs Bechloe (Pitch Perfect) 106-88

    Again, we backed the smaller ship on the last day.

    * Mulder x Krycek (The X-Files) vs Bellarke (The 100) 728-121

    We got another old favourite through. Sorry Bellarke.

    * Johnlock (Sherlock) vs Bughead (Riverdale) 723-77

    Another favourite through, and a big ship out.

    * Merthur (Merlin) vs Solangelo (Percy Jackson) 637-177

    We made sure to get this old favourite through as well.

    * Hannigram (Hannibal) vs Aquamera (Aquaman) 342-65

    Ur welcome, Fannibals !

    * WonderTrev (Wonder Woman) vs AvaLance (Legends of Tomorrow) 180-165

    We decided to back wondertrev on the last day.

    * Stucky (Marvel) vs Snowing (OUAT) 1032-53

    I voted my ass off, to make sure there would be no late challenge here.

    * Lapidot (Steven Universe) vs CaptainSwan (OUAT) 420-188

    We got bored and decided to eliminate ALL the OUAT ships.

    * Clintasha (Marvel) vs Nygmobblepot (Gotham) 1014-508

    A bracket that was drawing, until the clintasha stans started voting hard on the last day. Hmm, we'll need to watch these ones.

    * Braime (Game of Thrones) vs Peraltiago (Brooklyn Nine Nine) 215-192

    Another potential tough ship eliminated.

    * Sanvers (Supergirl) vs Victuuri (Yuri!! on Ice) 431-416

    Another one only won on the last day.

    Damn, what a tough first round ! That's 28283 votes in the entire round !! ( + 3030 in the Wildcard Round).
    We got our favourites through, and eliminated some completion (including three previous winners (Swanqueen, Clexa, and Newtmas) like Supercorp, Wayhaught, Avalance, Malec, Destiel, Bellarke, Bughead, Westallen, and Olicity.

    ALL the OUAT ships are out, and Voltron, The 100, and 4 of the 7 Marvel ships are gone too.

    We've been leaving fanfic recs in the comments too, because some may not know of these awesome ships yet. Feel free to add yours.

    And we've got the Marrish Voting Kru together. We took out Newtmas !!

    * what a difference a year makes.
    we're voting with you, fitzsimmons shippers.
    Bye newts!

    * Maybe the newts ran out of money after that ..."splurge" last year.

    * LOL

    * come on!
    more voting until the newts are crushed!

    * I'm so glad we made this rule last year:
    "C) Next year, we need to get rid of newtmas in the first round. Agreed ?"
    Power hours again, right?

    * THE NEWTS ARE COMING!!
    POWER HOUR!!
    MORE POWER!! MORE POWER!!

    * I love it when a plan comes together.
    WE DID IT !!

    * This is what happens when you spend all your money the previous year.

    * Thanks everyone who helped. And I see Sterek and Stucky are through too. Yay!
    Holy shit! Did we get 3000 votes in the first round?
    Guess we're motivated, huh?

    * * rests hands finally * did we win? ... * expires *

    * ** revives ** You did it, you brave little soldier. Now for round two .
    MARRISH vs STYDIA???
    " Back to the trenches everyone!!"

    * Marrish v stydia??
    oh dear
    this is not going to end well

    * success really is the best revenge

    * Damn. I miss out on the best fun. Congratulations everyone!!

    * @Marrish5ever
    Glad to see ya "cunning plan" worked.
    1-Vote for Marrish.
    2-Vote for Sterek.
    3-Vote for Fitzsimmons (the newts are going down early!)
    4- If have time, eliminate other big ships early.
    uh, got another cunning plan for Rd 2?
    Sign me up.

    And the newts have commented too.

    * I looked at the comments under our bracket, people are still mad at Newtmas for winning last year and voting for Fitzsimmons out of spite…

    YA THINK ?!

  • A LITTLE NERD MUSIC POLL 2019 - ROUND 1 - 5 years ago

    Jen & Kate Mad Poll Season.

    Yep, round 1 has been and gone and round 2 is about to begin. So, a quick recap of the first round.

    Remember when Kate and I had a list of ships we intended to eliminate early ?
    Well, that turned out VERY successful. In a few days of voting (especially forging ahead when other shippers were obviously not awake), we got rid of most of our "enemies".

    Bye Newtmas (ya fuckin'cheats !), Clexa and Bellarke , Swanqueen , Korrasami, SasuSaku, Stony & Ironstrange & Spideypool & Symbrock, Bughead, Destiel (We're so sorry, but you were up against Marrish so . . .), Malec, Avaalance, Supercorp, Wayhaught, Olicity and Westallen.

    (That only left Hollstein, Evak, Sanvers, Clintasha, Stormpilot, and Stydia we couldn't eliminate)
    So, I kept voting for Sterek and Stucky, while Kate voted nonstop for Marrish (ur scary, Kate). Then when we had time, we voted against other big ships and voted for a few other favourites. And then for shits and giggles, we voted on several brackets to make sure they kept drawing (lol), until the final day. The mods must have been pulling their hair out, thinking they'd have to have another wildcard round.

    * Hollstein (Carmillia) vs Malec (Shadowhunters) 706-458

    We decided on the final day to eliminate Malec, although Hollstein were finalists a couple of years ago.

    * Clex (Smallville) vs Kiribaku (Boku no hero Acedemia) 370-89

    Easy to get Clex over the line.

    * Sterek (Teen Wolf) vs Swanqueen (OUAT) 1255-119

    We made sure to get an early lead and then just hold it. Swanqueen never really tried for a comeback.

    * Fitzsimmons (AOS) vs Newtmas (The Mazerunner) 1800-914

    We made damn sure to get a big lead early on, over last years D̶I̶R̶T̶Y̶ ̶R̶O̶T̶T̶E̶N̶ ̶C̶H̶E̶A̶T̶S̶ winners. They made a late surge but we made sure they never came close. They'll have to bot somewhere else, I guess.
    Ur welcome, Fitzsimmons!

    * Ladynoir (Miraculous Tales of Ladybug & Catnoir) vs Sheith (Voltron - Legendary Defender) 217-182

    One of the brackets drawing, until we decided to go with Ladynoir.

    * Culmets (Star Trek Discovery) vs Bakudeku (Boku no Hero Acedemia) 174-149

    Again, a bracket drawing until last day.

    * Benslie (Parks & Recreation) vs Supercorp (Supergirl) 810-229

    With Supercorp in the Zimbio final, it was fairly easy to eliminate them here.

    * Marichat (Miraculous Tales of Ladybug & Catnoir) vs Klance (Voltron - Legendary Defender) 141-128

    Another Voltron pair we took down on the final day.

    * Bubbline (Adventure Time) vs Reaper 76 (Overwatch) 150-127

    And another drawing bracket, until we let Bubbline win.

    * Tododeku (Boku No Hero Acedemia) vs Olicity (Arrow) 717-171

    We made sure Olicity wouldn't fight back on the final day.

    * Cartinelli (Marvel) vs Wayhaught (Wynonna Earp) 423-74

    We had a soft spot for this Marvel ship, so backed them here.

    * Doctor/Rose (Doctor Who) vs Westallen (The Flash) 641-108

    Yep, another big ship we made sure went out early.

    * McHanzo (Overwatch) vs Sasusaku (Naruto) 402-379

    Another former finalist eliminated.

    * Evak (Skam) vs Symbrock (Marvel) 316-179

    We decided that this new Marvel ship might be a bigger threat, so gave our votes to Evak on the final day.

    * Percabeth (Percy Jackson) vs Clexa (The 100) 850-336

    And the 2017 winner is out early too.

    * Drarry (Harry Potter) vs Stony (Marvel) 551-208

    We got our HP fav through.

    * Stydia (Teen Wolf) vs Korrasami (the Legend of Korra) 1216-579

    We decided Korrasami could be more dangerous in the long run, and we wanted that Stydia vs Marrish Round 2 bracket !!

    * Marrish (Teen Wolf) vs Destiel (Supernatural) 3002-740

    Yep, Kate is a voting machine ! And she got such a huge lead, that the Destiel stans never caught up.
    Damn, Kate.

    (TO BE CONTINUED)

  • THE WANK & THE FURIOUS - 5 years ago

    So, the aftermath of Zimbio is still rolling around the fandoms. And the wank is still plentiful.
    Supercorp won March Madness, and the Posies were as gracious in defeat as you would expect from them.

    * We only lost by a super small margin (0.29%) so I feel like we still won since Posie is canon, our army is relatively new and we versed a fandom that is 4 years and their ship ain't canon yet. Next year we will be a lot stronger like Clexa's fandom and win by a landslide

    BUT CLEXA USED BOTS . . . OH, NEVER MIND

    * deserved to win

    * Only one is canon bye

    * ouch they should win

    * Posie has sunk so it's not really a ship. I voted for SuperCorp anyway

    * Hosie isn’t a ship either?? And are you really THAT petty that you voted for the opposite? Smh

    * two straight white girls who will never be canon really won huh... embarrassing

    * Im just glad posie didnt win

    * While I'm glad we won, I am disgusted by this whole thing. You're LITERALLY telling people to argue over who's the better ship, CREATING ship wars, starting a fire of hate! It's 2019, this type of competition has no place here.

    IT'S 2019, AND SHIP WARS ARE THE ONLY REASON WE TAKE PART IN POLLS
    ARE YOU NEW ?

    Anyway, our next reports will turn back to A Little Nerd Music Ship Bracket 2019.
    Let's see who survived Round 1.

  • WANK! GLORIOUS WANK! - 5 years ago

    Well, Zimbio March Madness 2019 may be over but the wank never completely goes away.

    * actually supercorp didn't use bots last year and neither did swan queen or clexa. supercorp is a very big fandom, with very dedicated fans who loose many hours of sleep voting with the captchas no doubt giving them flashbacks to the ones we had last year with the final round between swan queen and supercorp it was a very close battle. and 100% fair and square battle.

    * James Adams
    Uh no. Clexa, Sanvers, Bellarke,Malec and Kadena all had votes taken from them, when zimbio found them all using bots in last years poll.
    Clexa and Sanvers complained to zimbio about Bellarkes cheating and they lost about 3000 votes. But Clexa and Sanvers had about 40000 votes taken from them each. Because they were cheating even more than Bellarke.
    Cue butthurt from Clexa, Sanvers and other ships caught out over botting.
    It's probably lucky for some that zimbio didn't investigate this year. Because posie never would have got to the final without massive botting.
    And everyone knows it.

    ACCURATE

    * James Adams
    Congratulations posies on being runners up. I guess we can thank blackhat dot com for that too, right?

    MASSIVE BURN !

    And the Championship round was about as graceful and calm as you expect from w/w ships these days.

    * let the real rep of the cw win

    * Um...how about no

    * um how about let the actual lgbtq characters win instead of the straight ones

    * Or you guys could actually vote for you ship and see who wins in the end? I see your whole "oh my ship is canon so it's better" thing you got going on but dont forget that if it weren't for fanon f/f ships canon wouldn't even exist. We've been doing this for three years and we+

    * I HAVE TO LAUGH you’re telling me that because of non canon f/f ships we have canon ones? PLEASE DKFKFJ
    and it’s been 3 years i think you should move on because it doesn’t look like it’s going anywhere

    * Lmao you really think canon f/f ships just started popping up out of nowhere????? No there were fans just like us who also had to fight for there representation. If they didn't fight for there fanon ship to become something more I doubt we would have all the canon lgbt ships we+

    * lmao please there is lgbtq rep on tv and movies because we exist.,.. not because u keep fighting for the same non canon ships again and again

    * how about the one that was actually cannon #posie

    * Here you have two ACTUAL CANON queer characters who deserve more support and recognition instead of ship that’s clearly only fanon.

    * supercorps getting pressed by the new kids on the block?? let’s get em posies!

    * as much as i love supercorp it’s not even canon and both of the characters are *probably* straight. sg has never even really hinted at it in the show. so imma vote for the couple that’s canon and is good rep on tv:)

    * Supercorp aren’t even a couple though I’m confused

    * That's literally the first rule of Zimbio March madness any ship can participate

    * look at the likes and rts on this and on the supercorp one we been knew which one is the most powerful and still holding them back without having help from another queerbait ship who has been in the air for years

    * its funny because its true but go off i guess

    * Don't know how Supercorp is winning when they aren't even canon lmao
    Posie ftw!

    * The cringe I get when Supercorp stans who love 4 years of queerbaiting try to belittle Posie (a canon ship from a new show)... I have to laugh!

    * Posie (a canon ship) >>>>>>>>>>> Supercorp (2 straight girls)

    * just give us our title already

    OMFG

    (>ლ)

  • wherefore art thou wank ? (PART 6) - 5 years ago

    Can eonline compete with the level of wank found on Zimbio this year ? Hmm . .

    .

    * I'm not going to take part in anymore polls on your site, when all there is, is trouble with voting. It's bad enough that if we want to take part, we have to spend more time voting than anybody should have to... this goes for other sites that want to operate like you do. We shouldn't have to waste our valuable time and then have to deal with voting errors on top of it. Either change your system to one vote or stop doing this nonsense. It's not an honest vote, if you don't have any caps... so you don't really care, you just want the clicks.

    * I agree..........plus did you notice that some of these pairings are "friends" and not even "couples."

    * VOTE FOR A CANON SHIP
    VOTE POSIE

    BUT AT LEAST EVERYONE IS GLAD CAPTCHA IS BACK . . . . RIGHT?

    * I'm so tired of captchas. I'm honestly so bad at them, I think I might actually BE a robot

    * I am not a robot. I am not a robot! I swear I am not a robot!

    * At this point I'm not sure. Maybe I am a robot.

    * Please remove those captchas. WE ARE NOT ROBOTS, WE ARE PEOPLE. por Dios, ya me tiene harta esa cosa, una RV no es un pinche autobus y una motoneta no es una bicicleta.

    Oh my God, that thing has fed me up, an RV is not a fucking bus, and a scooter is not a bicycle.

    LOL

    * Supercorp is not even a couple, though. Friendships goals, maybe.

    * without fanon ships there would be no canon f/f ships be respectful please

    * POSIE! SUPERCORP WHO?

    BUT AT LEAST POSIE STANS WERE GRACEFUL IN DEFEAT.

    * Congratulations supercorp but no matter what you do, it will never be canon

    * blah blah blah the old butt hurt behavior. shame on you.

    UMM . . NEVER MIND.

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    * James Adams
    This forum doesn't approve of spam.
    Or any other canned precooked meat product.

    LMAO

    Aww man, what a trip !
    At least we know ALNMP poll can't be as bad as that.

    .

    .

    . . . . right ?

  • wherefore art thou wank ? (PART 5) - 5 years ago

    Back to Zimbio March Madness 2019.

    I love the smell of wank in the morning !

    .

    .

    * James Adams
    I love that posie had to use bots to defeat destiel, and still only just beat them with 51 %.
    How badly would they have lost without bots?

    * We would have crushed them, and they know it. Some even claimed we were the ones cheating and I'm like 'honey, if we were cheating, you wouldn't have made it past 20%'

    * yeah, considering destiel won first and second rounds with about 70 percent lead, they'd have reached 35 at best

    *@James Adams I didn't vote 24/7 only for pressed queerbait fans to come at us that we used bots. have some respect for yourself

    * James adams
    Oh please. There are like hundreds of screen captures showing posie making a huge number of votes in too short a time for it to be done by humans.
    And we still almost beat ya. You all obviously bought cheaper bots.

    * I feel like everytime I vote, it brings the other team up and Malec down. Like, leave bots. No one wants a sore loser who tries to make the true winners lose.

    * It's so obvious they're cheatinggggg. Each round, they get at least 60 percent. Even great couples who won a lot from other rounds lost to them. Expose Time!!!

    * James Adams
    Captchas back!! Yes!! I mean, it might have been nice to have it before the bots took out so many ships . . .

    * Would you look at that. Zimbio re-added the captcha. Almost like there was a blindingly apparent bot problem the last round or two. Given, it would have been nice if that was done before several good ships got culled to bots, and before the new round started wherein some were installed with a default advantage of already being bot-grinded up or down, but it's a start. I look forward mostly to the next round.

    * Now you enable captcha when Destiel is out because of bots? IS THIS A JOKE? LOL

    * captchas yass! never in my life thought I would be happy about captchas but here I am relieved to see them , let's go

    * Destiel's out, captcha's back! just awesome. and we were pleading for them to put it back for three days
    I'm pissed with zimbio way more than with cheating kids, it's disgusting how willingly they allowed them to cheat. so done with zimbio

    * this is rediculous... now the other couple got a head start

    * Zimbio should restart the whole voting. Shame

    * James Adams
    Remember when zimbio laid out the ground rules ?
    "We will closely monitor each round to the best of our abilities".
    If the previous rounds bot-apocalyse is any indication, the best of zimbio's abilities leaves a lot to be desired.
    And bringing back captchas when some ships had already botted to huge leads, doesn't really help. I mean, I'm glad zimbio finally remembered it was running this poll, but too little too late.
    Well, there's always the eonline poll later. Or maybe I should just beat my head against a wall. It will probably hurt less.

    * dont you have something else to do sir

    * James Adams
    Apparently tick a lot of crosswalks, shopfronts, bicycles, fire hydrants and buses.
    I love captchas.
    Still less painful than trying to beat a bot.

    * This poll is ridiculous, there are "couples" here that aren't even couples...

    * It's a shipping poll, hon.

    * Being friends is one thing as opposed to actually being a couple, check the definition of being a "couple" vs friends. The title of this POLL says "couple" not "friends."

    * James Adams
    Actually, the first rule in their nominations is:
    1. Any TV pairing can be nominated, even if they've never so much as held hands on the actual show. That means both established couples and fanon duos are welcome!

    * Is there anyone who watched Legacies newest episode??

    * James Adams
    If the ratings are any indication...hmmm.. no.

    HA ! LOL

  • wherefore art thou wank ? (PART 4) - 5 years ago

    Back to the Zimbio wank. Because don't we need more of that in our lives ?

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    * James Adams
    Dedicated to the beautiful posies, and the best bot money could buy.

    Free your body and soul.
    Unfold your powerful wings.
    Climb up the highest mountains.
    Kick your feet up in the air.

    You may now live forever.
    Or return to this earth.
    Unless you feel good where you are.

    . . . OMFG !!!!!!

    * we do not use bots

    * beautiful poem

    * James Adams
    To get the full appreciation for this poem, you must only read the first letter of each sentence.
    Only then does it's true beauty reveal itself.

    FUNNILY ENOUGH, THIS COMMENT WAS DELETED TOO.
    BUT ZIMBIO LEFT UP THE CLASSIC POEM

    AND HERE IS IT'S TRUE BEAUTY . . .

    F
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    Y
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    * Ban the box and bring back the captchas

    * Zimbio won't give a shit, because bots get them ad revenue, but I will say just in case SOMEBODY is listening this year's format is way, way, way worse about the bots. You'll still get your stupid reload bot views if you go back to last year, but the second you guys removed the captcha on this one it went to hell. At least last year you guys had an enforced bot/vote cooldown time so nobody could just spam macros by the thousands all night. FFS guys.

    * Also shoutout to the faux feminists that think "WLW sticking together" was worth upvoting the show responsible for knocking the most feminist, multi-racial, LGBT friendly show the CW had to date off the lineup in the final hour before greenlight announcement, to the point an actress got live time shock news and broke down crying on stage, in the name of a white man protecting profits with a spinoff of a spinoff -- to bot it down in a ship poll because you only saw two girls standing next to two guys. Great activism.

    * Anissa and grace stans r CHEATERS! I HOPE U GUYS DIEEEEEEE

    * There was a looooot of bots in round 3. Zimbio is soooo unorganised and irresponsible. In round 3, merluca were winning and in the last ONE SECOND anissa and grace went up .25% and they won. The system is fucked up. Soooo many bots

    * Hello dear site administration. I would like to ask you to check a couple of which in round 3, and fought with the Supernatural. Request test Penelope and Josie on outsiders programs! Their percentage was too stable! When our interest is not counted at all sometimes! This is not normal! I'm counting on your discretion! And request for more time!

    * James Adams
    So everyone, which bot do you thinks going to win March Madness?

    * Considering who was also a proven guilty party last year and the remaining rounds, I'm gonna put chips on Kara & Lena.

    * actually supercorp didn't use bots last year and neither did swan queen or clexa. supercorp is a very big fandom, with very dedicated fans who loose many hours of sleep voting with the captchas no doubt giving them flashbacks to the ones we had last year with the final round between swan queen and supercorp it was a very close battle. and 100% fair and square battle.

    OH HONEY . . . IT'S SAD THAT YOU ACTUALLY BELIEVE THAT

    * The legacies fandom just successfully cheated their way through the previous round. But despite all the anti voting, the help from multiple fandoms and the bot voting, Destiel was strong and only lost with 0.72%, that's how strong this ship is. If this had been played fair, we would have crushed Posie like a bug. Zimbio never cared, endorsed the cheating and looked the other way.

    POSIE IS TO THIS YEAR'S POLL, AS CLEXA WAS TO LAST YEARS.
    THE BOT QUEEN IS DEAD !
    LONG LIVE THE BOT QUEEN !!

  • wherefore art thou wank ? (PART 3) - 5 years ago

    Zimbio . . the poll that keeps on giving . . like herpes.

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    * James Adams
    And Posie is continuing to bot against Destiel. Because that's the only way their little ship could possibly beat the behemoth that is Destiel. And they know it, even as they cry victim. Aw diddums.

    ROFL

    * Yep, exactly. It's pretty immature and childish not to mention petty. No matter what the results are, we all know who the real winner is in this round.

    * James Adams
    Of course we all know who the real winner is . . blackhat.com I'm guessing.
    They should just rename march madness as "Battle of the Bots".

    OOH BURN

    * Same as last year right, we all know who would have won back then

    * James Adams
    Oh come on! Are the posies really trying to pretend they got destiel to drop 10% in a very short period, without using bots?
    We can see what you guys are doing, you know?

    * Cheating

    * we, destiel, were at 50.03 and in 10 minutes we're at 49,50....not possible when for 2 hours we were at 49.90/50.00 -.-'

    * Scammers Legacies are pathetic and weak.

    * yall just MAD an wlw ship is winning instead of yalls white dusty m/m ship

    AND THE BOTTING, HONEYBUN

    * and if yall think gays can use bots when we cant even do math its very brave of you

    HUH ??

    * James Adams
    You don't need to be John Nash, if you pay someone to bot for you.

    LOL

    * zimbio, do something about cheating until you've lost our respect completely, stop ignoring us

    * hey there!! they're doing it again! deal with these posey cheaters already, stop indulging it!!

    * you're just mad because f/f shippers stick together and vote for any wlw fandom. but if you think that wlw couples are using bots, so you're also using bots to beat bots by your logic, because you're winning now and were winning before.

    . . . BECAUSE YOU WERE USING BOTS BEFORE. . . DUH.

    * Y'all are funny screaming at Zimbio for this joke of a poll. It's about the revenue they get for every visit and click. Stop coming to this site. Stop clicking. Zimbio gives zero f's about who wins or which Stan cheats the most.

    * anyway, fair voting is the least zimbio's interested in. sad

    * James Adams
    Destiel.
    "Love defies all boundaries, all realms, and all expectations" . . . except bots, it seems.
    I hope the posies realise that we'll be putting our might behind Gallavich in the next round. So, enjoy the botted victory while it lasts.

    * but are you angry? keep calm

    * James Adams
    We don't get mad. We get even.

    * good

    * Mari V. Bodnar
    @James Adams look at how pressed you are! wlw fandom ALWAYS turns out to vote against m/m because we're SICK of yall. anyways lesbians DONT know how to use bots and thats facts

    * James Adams
    @Mari V. Bodnar
    And yet Clexa, Sanvers, and Kadena had no problems botting last year. There were 40 000 votes taken from clexa because of their botting, 40 000 from Sanvers.
    Isn't it lucky for you all, that zimbio no longer gives a fuck about their poll?

    * Mari V. Bodnar
    @ames Adams then wHY are you even here being pressed if youre so sure we're botting? and if i recall corectly swanqueen won, an wlw ship so your point?

    * James Adams
    @Mari V. Bodnar
    That w/w ships can bot as much as any ship.. duh.

    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

    * James Adams
    Why is Josy lying about being bullied, when she botted Destiel?

    THIS COMMENT VANISHED LATER

    * James Adams
    Just out of idle curiosity, you lovely posies . . but how much does a bot cost anyway?
    I assume not much, since you bought so many to take down the hunter-angel ship.

    ZIMBIO DELETED THIS COMMENT LATER.

    * James Adams
    Are you going to remove all the fraudulent posie votes, or should we just give up?

    AND THIS ONE STRANGELY DISAPPEARED TOO

    OH ZIMBIO, YOU HAVE JUST GIVEN UP.
    HAVEN'T YOU ?

  • wherefore art thou wank ? (PART 2) - 5 years ago

    Remember when Zimbio didn't have rampant cheating ? . . . yeah, me neither.

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    * Legacies are using bots there's no fuckin* way that they are almost in our level.Play fair.

    * Yep. We dropped from 74% to where we are now in less than two hours. No normal voting can do that in that little time. Watch them using bots in the final hours to win. I hope Zimbio pays attention and disqualifies them for cheating. That goes for all the other fans of other couples who are using bots as well.

    * Yes. Every time I vote for destiel it goes down, and legacies go up, it just not normal. Looks like we will reach zero lmao.

    * Can't take these polls seriously, it's too bad, unfortunately there is a lot of cheating.......

    * Zimbio pls check if 'michaela & zeke' shippers are using bots. it's unfair

    * I'm done. Bots ruined the fairness of this game.

    * why do you allow cheating? what's the sense?

    * this voting NEEDS captcha! please! it was used in the first round, why did you give it up?!

    * Zimbio read your comments and stop the cheaters/bots challenge

    * Posie from Legacies are using bots, Destiel was at 66.22% and dropped to 47.49% in 10 mins? HELLO?????????

    * yeah with this speed we're gonna come to zero in about half an hour))) hope zimbio will fix it as they've promised

    * destiel as deopped from 45.66% two 45.03% in 2 mins now

    * Yeah I've stayed out of the "it's bots!" yelling but Destiel naturally recovered from behind to ahead in a slow curve and secured being 10% ahead and held it and maintained it all day then I went to lay down for like 3 hours and came back and it had dropped to 10% behind, like?? dafuq. That's after a day of accumulated voting, shifting the margin that much for a 20% flip in like 3 hours. Um.

    * but it's bots... Unfortunately Zimbios do nothing to stop this.

    * It's easy to say bots, and even possible, but there's also people openly tagging anti-voting strikes which were being seen hourly, against Destiel and Garcy. On twitter Garcy and Destiel fandom are trying to pull together versus it. I'm all for being a good sport so I've been giving support votes to Garcy too. This whole "I'ma take down my biggest future competition!" crap is for middle schoolers.

    * Legacies using bots Zimbio do something!!!

    * fandom legacies using bots lol. Iam Not surprise.

    YEP, THE POSIE SHIP CERTAINLY MADA A LOT OF FRIENDS IN THIS POLL

    * Wow the Destiel fandom is full of toxic bitches

    . . . SOOOOO MANY FRIENDS

    * lmao min we're obvs toxic for voting fairly and passionately! wow

    AND BOTTING, SWEETIE

    * There's a bitter irony in someone using a derogatory slur against a fandom that is being provenly, actively, openly targeted while that same fandom is openly, provenly, actively endorsing good sportsmanships with other ships and fandoms being targeted. Flying a misogynistic buzz word to attack people trying to play like good sports just because a few mentioned, with like, literal... out-there-proof that others aren't... in that context? Boy. Like. The irony's so ripe I feel like I need to take my anti seizure medication because boy does it taste coppery.

    * If you insult a new fandom where the majority are girls who are struggling to vote was very mature, however you are very funny

    PLAYING THE "POOR LITTLE VICTIM", WHEN CAUGHT CHEATING REALLY DIDN'T WORK
    DID IT ?

    * the Legacy is not fair, they just collected 50% of the minutes for three minutes, which is necessary for HOUR, HOUR, I don’t know who directed this, but take MEASURES

    * This is truly unbelievable, it's happening again... do something against posie from Legacies.

    * This is starting to get really annoying... they fixed the bots once already, and it is happening again!

    LOOOOOL

  • wherefore art thou wank ? (PART 1) - 5 years ago

    Ah Zimbio, where would we be without your constant captchas, multiple bots, and completely ignoring anyone who complains about either ?

    Probably somewhere saner, I guess. And who needs that ?! Remember how innocent we all were at the start of this year's poll ?

    * The captcha requirements to vote in each bracket are absurd.

    * Really hate these new bracket. It moves onto to the next pairing before I can even get a good look at the results and I'm getting sick of the "are you a robot" shit. I get they are trying to avoid bots but it's super annoying.

    * Wait what's going on, why isn't Clexa nominated??

    * I am confusion. Where is Clexa and SwanQueen?

    * Looks like no one is buying bots this year, or cheating. Finally!

    WELL THAT DIDN'T LAST LONG, DID IT ?

    * Stop cheating, you cowards

    * I have seen couples dropping a percent in as less as 15 minutes. People will always find a way to cheat and then there is also a lot of anti voting going on.

    * Play fair people. It's obvious some are running bots. No way a couple can drop 10% in less than 2 hours. I hope Zimbio looks into this.

    * Put the captcha's back and stop allowing people to cheat damnit. For the first time it was fair and now you ruined it.

    * It sucks. Now people are using bots.

    * As much as i vote gallavich, the percentage goes down!wtfff?!

    * Same for Supercorp! People are using bots!

    * Same for Destiel and yeah, also for Supercorp, like WTF?

    * they’re still using bots! I sat a few times yesterday and voted for a total of seven hours for Wyatt and Lucy from Timeless, and the percentage went lower with each passing minute, but in spurts.
    Their bots must have frozen a couple times.
    They should just cancel the competition due to cheats.

    * Worst voting system and dinah and laurel are not couple

    * Add the captcha's!!!!!! People are using bots to cheat! Actually address the problem and not ignore it!!!!!!

    * pen and josie are atleast canon and bitter destiel fans are just pissy that Legacies best the failed wayward spinoff.

    * Well, a crappy show got picked up when Wayward should've. So yeah, pissy. For good reason.

    * Please, put captcha back, it's not fair that bots are voting too. This challenge is not a clean challange anymore and pointless

    * No matter how much I vote, the destial percentage wont move. There is something up with that.

    * Literally it seems like the more you vote for Destiel the more it goes down. Something's not right here.

    * This vote is a FRAUD. Those who produce it know very well that there are ways in which certain programs can be used to make automatic votes when they do not place a captcha that validates that they are people who vote and not programs. This is what has been going on all this time and that is how certain couples have gone through the rounds. SUPERVISE YOUR VOTES, GENTLEMEN, BECAUSE IF YOU DO NOT DO IT THEN IT IS EVIDENT THAT EVERYTHING IS A FRAUD.
    #ZimbiosTVCouplesMarchMadnessChallenge2019IsAFraud

    * You assholes putting the capcha back now AFTER DESTIEL SHIPPERS BEGGED YOU TO PUT IT BACK BEFORE.

    * Great, the captcha is back now that Brainy/Nia are out of the running. Nice timing!

    * Can't even vote for Oliver and Felicity. Always tells me can't count vote yet I do everything right. What a fraud of a poll.

    * Even with the captcha there have still been some big vote swings in very short intervals.

    * This was a JOKE!
    My honest opinion is, someone on the inside somewhere, TOTALLY controlled this entire fake vote.
    Every time the Captcha was defective, the votes swung in ONE direction, EVERY time!

    OH ZIMBIO, NEVER STOP BEING A CESSPIT OF PURE WANK.

  • ZIMBIO or WANKFEST 2019 (PART 2) - 5 years ago

    Back to the poll that no longer gives a damn how many complaints they get. Or how many bots you use.

    ROUND 2

    * Supercorp (Supergirl) vs Peraltiago (Brooklyn Nine Nine) 71-29 %

    * Rufus-Jiya (Timeless) vs Chloe-Lucifer (Lucifer) 51-49 %

    * Syd-Elena (One Day At A Time ) vs Olicity (Arrow) 43-57 %

    * Gert-Chase (Runaways) vs Bughead (Riverdale) 51-49 %

    ANOTHER UPSET

    * Sara-Ava (Legends Of Tomorrow) vs Lucy-Wyatt (Timeless) 42-58 %

    * Klaroline (The Originals) vs Michael-Alex (Roswell, NM) 63-37 %

    * Meredith-DeLuca (Greys Anatomy) vs Brainy-Nia (Supergirl) 52-48 %

    * ThunderGrace (Black Lightning) vs Omar-Ander (Elite) 59-41 %

    * Choni (Riverdale) vs Gallavich (Shameless) 46-54 %

    * Lucy-Flynn (Timeless) vs Sabrina-Harvey (CAOS) 59-41 %

    * Destiel (Supernatural) vs Clace (Shadowhunters) 71-29 %

    * Posie (Legacies) vs Kadena (The Bold Type) 58-42 %

    HOW MUCH DOES A BOT COST ANYWAY ?

    * Malec (Shadowhunters) vs Westallen (The Flash) 59-41 %

    BATTLE OF THE TITANS HERE

    * Zari-Charlie (LOT) vs AgentReign (Supergirl) 38-62 %

    * Karolina-Nico (Runaways) vs Michaela-Zeke (Manifest) 38-62 %

    * Wayhaught (Wynonna Earp) vs Madam Satan-Zelda (CAOS) 32-68 %

    AND ANOTHER UPSET

    And round 2 had a few upsets too. But the bots were running rampant, as those who voted watched the score actauly go down every time they voted (a sign of bots being used, as well as the speed of votes for a ship).

    Zimbio ignored every complaint, which . . actually probably got more people frantically voting for their ships. Oh . . . sneaky.

    For the round of 16, we had 3 m/m ships, 5 w/w ships, and 8 het ships (and 3 of those were from the Timeless fandom !).

    ROUND OF 16

    * Supercorp (Supergirl) vs Rufus-Jiya (Timeless) 60-40 %

    * Olicity (arrow) vs Gert-Chase (Runaways) 53-47 %

    * Lucy-Wyatt (Timeless) vs Klaroline (The Originals) 52-48 %

    TVD SHIPS DON'T DO WELL THESE DAYS, DO THEY ?

    * Meredith-DeLuca (Greys Anatomy) vs ThunderGrace (Black Lightning) 50-50 %

    THUNDERGRACE WENT THROUGH WITH ONLY HANDFUL OF VOTES !

    * Gallavich (Shameless) vs Lucy-Flynn (Timeless) 58-42 %

    * Destiel (Supernatural) vs Posie (Legacies) 49-51 %

    POSIE USED THEIR BOTS WELL TO PULL AHEAD OF GIANT SHIP DESTIEL, AND STILL ONLY JUST MADE IT. LOL

    * Malec (Shadowhunters) vs AgentReign (Supergirl) 51-49 %

    ANOTHER CLOSE BRACKET

    * Michaela-Zeke (Manifest) vs Madam Satan-Zelda (CAOS) 38-62 %

    YOU SHOULD NEVER BET AGAINST SATAN

    So, the round of 16 continued with multiple bot attacks and alliances between the w/w ships. And massive wank in the comments sections.

    ROUND OF 8

    * Supercorp (Supergirl) vs Olicity (Arrow) 57-43 %

    WOW

    * Lucy-Wyatt (Timeless) vs ThunderGrace (Black Lightning) 45-55 %

    THUNDERGRACE WERE ACCUSED OF BOTTING AS WELL.
    SAY IT AINT SO !

    * Gallavich (Shameless) vs Posie (Legacies) 32-68 %

    IF THERE HAD BEEN ANY DOUBT THAT POSIE WERE USING BOTS, THIS WAS THE FINAL STRAW.
    POSIE GOT A HUGE LEAD EARLY ON, AND WERE TOO HARD TO CATCH AFTER THAT.

    * Malec (Shadowhunters) vs Madam Satan-Zelda (CAOS) 35-65 %

    And that was the Round of 8. Zimbio brought back captchas for the rest of the poll, but only after some ships botted to huge leads. nice one !

    And only w/w pairs were left in the tournament after this.

    SEMI FINALS

    * Supercorp (Supergirl) vs ThunderGrace (Black Lightning) 68-32 %

    * Posie (Legacies) vs Madam Satan-Zelda (CAOS) 68-32 %

    NOTE THE PERCENTAGES HERE.
    DID SUPERCORP AND POSIE CHEAT HERE?!

    And we had the enthralling (yawn !) final.

    FINAL

    Supercorp (Supergirl) vs Posie (CAOS) 50.29 - 49.71 % !!!

    DAMN ! THAT WAS CLOSE !

    So, SuperCorp win Zimbio (after being finalists last year). And that makes 6 wins from 8 for w/w ships on Zimbio too (Faberry, Shoot, Clexa twice, Swanqeen, and Supercorp).

    We'll be back to talk about the wank later, and the ALNMP poll too. Bye.

  • ZIMBIO or WANKFEST 2019 (PART 1) - 5 years ago

    Wow. Who knew that the Zimbio March Madness poll was so wanky ? ("EVERYONE !!" calls out Kate, who is only now recovering from the trauma). Let's look at each round.

    ROUND 1

    * Supercorp (Supergirl) vs Jane-Rafael (Jane the Virgin) 61-39 %

    * Lisa-Max (Roswell, NM) vs Peraltiago (Brooklyn Nine Nine) 24-76 %

    * Jamie-Claire (Outlander) vs Rufus-Jiya (Timeless) 49-51 %

    FIRST UPSET AS TIMELESS WAS THE NEW KID ON THE BLOCK

    * Sabrina-Nick (CAOS) vs Chloe-Lucifer (Lucifer) 35-65 %

    * Syd-Elena (One Day At A Time) vs Amy-Jonah (Superstore) 79-21 %

    * Olicity (Arrow) vs Eleanor-Chidi (The Good Place) 53-47 %

    * Gert-Chase (Runaways) vs Earn-Van (Atlanta) 66-34 %

    * Bughead (Riverdale) vs Randall-Beth (This Is Us) 58-42 %

    * Sara-Ava (Legends Of Tomorrow) vs Shaun-Lea (The Good Doctor) 69-31 %

    * Otis-Maeve (Sex Education) vs Lucy-Wyatt (Timeless) 47-53 %

    * Klaroline (The Originals) vs Michaela-Jared (Manifest) 67-33 %

    * Michael-Alex (Roswell, NM) vs Maeve-Hector (Westworld) 59-41 %

    * Eve-Villarelle (Killing Eve) vs Meredith-DeLuca (Greys Anatomy) 48-52 %

    * Wynonna -Doc (Wynonna Earp) vs Brainy-Nia (Supergirl) 39-61 %

    * ThunderGrace (Black Lightning) vs Jack-Rebecca (This Is Us) 64-36 %

    * Varchie (Riverdale) vs Omar-Ander (Elite) 44-56 %

    * Choni (Riverdale) vs Maggie-OA (FBI) 81-19 %

    * Gallavich (Shamesless) vsQueliot (The Magicians) 52-48 %

    * Bellarke (The 100) vs Lucy-Flynn (Timeless) 46-54 %

    AND ANOTHER TIMELESS SHIP CAUSES AN UPSET

    * Sabrina-Harvey (CAOS) vs Jane-Michael (Jane the Virgin) 54-46 %

    * Destiel (Supernatural) vs Azumi-James (Maniac) 83-17 %

    * Clace (Shadowhunters) vs Dinah-Laurel (Arrow) 53-47 %

    Posie (Legacies) vs Dolores-Teddy (Westworld) 75-25 %

    AHH, POSIE
    THE NEW SHIP THAT MADE EVERYONE AN ENEMY, BY THE TIME THEY B̶O̶T̶T̶E̶D̶ EARNED THEIR FINALS BERTH.

    * Kadena (The Bold Type) vs Midge-Joel (The Marvelous Mrs M) 73-27 %

    * Malec (Shadowhunters) vs Shamy (TBBT) 61-39 %

    AT ONE STAGE, SHAMY WAS ONLY 24 % BUT POWERED THEIR WAY TO 44.35 %, WHEN SUDDENLY MALEC VOTES SURGED AHEAD IN MINUTES, WITH ONLY A COUPLE HOURS LEFT !!
    IN MINUTES, SHAMY DROPPED TO 42.51 % , THEN 39.41 %.

    I SMELL A BOT OR A DOZEN. OH MALEC, I THOUGHT YOU PLAYED FAIR.

    * Veggie (Riverdale) vs Westallen (The Flash) 34-66 %

    * Zari-Charlie (LOT) vs Caryl (The Walking Dead) 71-29 %

    * AgentReign (Supergirl) vs Nadia-Guzman (Elite) 78-22 %

    * Karolina-Nico (Runaways) vs Nygmobblepot (Gotham) 73-27 %

    * Adam-Eric (Sex Education) vs Michaela-Zeke (Manifest) 48-52 %

    * Wayhaught (Wynonna Earp) vs 13th Doctor-Yaz (Dr Who) 63-37 %

    * Madam Satan-Zelda (CAOS) vs Eleanor-Tahani ((The Good Place) 60-40 %

    WHO KNEW THAT THIS CAOS SHIP WOULD GO SO FAR?

    Round 1 had few upsets, but plenty of the usual Zimbio wank. Complaints from Clexa and SwanQueen shippers that their ships weren't included. Complaints about the dreaded captchas. Complaints when the captchas disappeared on the first day (mostly from Supercorp shippers, who hilariously complained that bots would be used against them ! Umm, did they forget their own botting last year ?)

    And this was just the first round !

  • ZIMBIO MARCH MADNESS POLL 2019 - PT 8 - 5 years ago

    Zimbio March Madness. Where your vote matters. . . but only if you remembered to pay them.

    * Those captchas really do suck I’ve voted so many times the past few days (for Lucy and Wyatt, natch) that my eyes are beginning to play tricks on me. I’m starting to see storefronts and crosswalks everywhere, lol But hey, it’s for a good cause!

    * Voting over and over! The captchas though... I'm going to have nightmares about traffic lights, fire hydrants, crosswalks, vehicles and bikes.

    AH YES. WE ALL HAVE THOSE FLASHBACKS FROM THE LAST ZIMBIO POLL.

    * We keep voting and keep getting locked out! I got this a 1000 times now and they’re not willing to fix it!! They should’ve restarted the poll after introducing captcha because people who cheated had a headstart & the more I vote the more we go down! Something is definitely wrong

    * Just revoted like 30 times and nothing changes?

    * You should’ve restarted the poll bc it’s fucked up

    * At least these boys know their fans don’t cheat
    #Gallavich #PosiesCheat

    WE LOVE THIS POLL !!

  • ZIMBIO MARCH MADNESS POLL 2019 - PT 7 - 5 years ago

    Zimbio March Madness. Better than a dose of the clap, but almost as painful.

    * Can y'all put the captcha back on? The percentages going down so much in such a short time cannot be normal. It would do no harm to put it back on so please and thank you

    * Investigate Posie from Legacies, they're cheating with bots against us. ????

    * Check p*sie shippers for bots plz they r not that popular and shouldn’t be winning

    * I think they're using bots. When I checked, the percentage dropped a lot.

    * They think that vote win can save their poor ratings. No, not at all. They've already been cheatting.

    * Exactly plus destiel way better than any ship legacies could ever have

    * Yes. And I hate their show, but I don't care about their ships. Of course their ships can be good, but using the bots to win is the worst. Voting can only be a fair vote to create a just winner.

    * And they also caused wayward sisters not to be picked up

    OH YEAH. THE CW DECIDED TO GO WITH LEGACIES INSTEAD.
    THAT WAS A GREAT DECISION.
    RIGHT?

    * Can you activate the CAPTCHA like you did last year? People are cheating (again) w/ bots (again) and several ppl admit to anti-voting (again) bcuz (again) male ships are gross/invalid to them. For a fun poll, the homophobia is strong w/ many (as always).

    * Please disqualify Posie from Legacies, no way they could gain 10% in a couple of hours. You know that can't be done with normal voting. The Destiel fandom has played fair in every round, they are cheating, big time.

    * Look, we had a power hour earlier and only gained 2%, no way they gained 10% with normal voting, NO WAY

    * please put the captcha back on, you can’t tell me that in seconds there is at 0.44% drop and everytime we vote, our percent decreases

    * We are tempted to boycott the poll again because all this tweet announcement did was bring the L/W shippers and their bots out to vote against #Garcy.
    We are FINE with losing against a ship we know is popular. We don't like losing because of sabotage from our own toxic fandom.

    * G*rcy was NEVER a couple and this is a couples poll.

    FANON STILL ALLOWED, SWEETIE.

    * Y'all have no idea how hard it is voting against bot attacks.

    * Dear @TimelessSPTV,
    STOP HELPING!
    Signed,
    The Garcy shippers whose percentages go down every time you remind toxic fans this poll exists

    * STOP ATTACKING GARCY FANS . you are the walking and tweeting example why this fandom is garbage. and stop stalking my friend! you will not be trashing garcy fans and getting away with it.

    THIS TIMELESS FANDOM SURE SOUNDS FUN.

    * trash.

    * You just confirmed that you don't care about the participants. Well good luck @zimbio. Next year destiel won't take part in it

    * Legacies use bots!!!!!! Take action!

    * Posie isn't using bots just because they're winning. There are literally captchas ensuring nobody cheats. I ship Mickey & Ian, but I happen to ship Penelope & Josie more. It is what it is

    * You should’ve restarted the poll when you added captcha but I keep getting kicked off and can’t vote!!

    * Hey, I like the captcha!
    No more hundreds of mechanical votes per minute allowed.
    It’s too bad you weren’t able to catch this yesterday. But still I’m glad, it allows for much more of a fair chance for competitors.

    * But they should’ve restarted it after adding Captcha! People who already used bots have a headstart on top of that I couldn’t even vote a few times because it won’t register it

    * The most toxic poll ever

    * @zimbio probably pays their bills for the year just from the ad revenue this poll gives them. Waste of everyone's time, especially slapping the Captcha back on at literally the last minute, only after people are pissed off. Hope they get boycotted next year on principle.

  • ZIMBIO MARCH MADNESS POLL 2019 - PT 6 - 5 years ago

    Back to Zimbio. The poll that makes you want to jump off a cliff . . into a pool of sharks. Probably less painful.

    * Hello! I think Posie shippers used cheats because Destiel is one of the biggest ships EVER, we are the biggest ship on Ao3 and we are still very active on tumblr. How could we lose? Posie is LESS LESS LESS popular than Destiel. I haven't ever heard of it before voting.

    * But they’re (Destiel) not a couple, so I don’t know why I would vote for them instead of an actual couple.

    * they are using bots in that shit. it's not possible that this happened!!

    * Not a fair vote. Every time I go to vote it goes lower and lower. Fix it or else what’s the point when it’s set up for bots and different shippers to take over the whole vote?

    * Ah. Like clockwork that you guys deal with the bot issue right after Destiel loses as a result of them. Every year. At least you're consistent.

    * I've noticed the same problem after voting several times! The percentage goes down way TOO fast. What's the point if people are cheating? Please put the captcha on again!

    * We are voting like crazy, we try to win in a fair game but it's impossible to do so with bots.

    * Put the captcha BACK please ! Posie is cheating, it's not possible to win so much vote in a such short time ! They must be disqualified, we played fair but they didn't #votedestiel

    * It literally goes down everytime I vote; please do something about this

    * @zimbio your polls aren’t fun if everyone is cheating every single year. Did you look into the bot votes for the polls or does it all not really matter to you guys anymore? If it doesn’t, then just call it off so everyone can stop worrying about it.

    * Can you please do something about bots? Every time I vote destiel goes down 0.04% and there's no way it can go down in SECONDS when all Destiel shippers are voting. Nothing against posie but this is a fact. Cheating isn't fair. Cheating shouldn't be allowed. Please fix this.

    * It’s ridiculous... they lost in 20 minutes from 56.20 to 56.05...

    * Do something!! It’s barely even 5 minute difference. Don’t just ignore cheating my god

    * We've been asking them to and they won't listen. They don't care. It's not about the popular ship. It's about who the biggest cheater is.

    * Other fandoms are literally voting against us (Gal*avich) because they are scared to face us in the next round and that's just not right and NOT FAIR

    * Why are you running this if you’re not going to run it fair, @zimbio? Just put the captcha back on so bots can’t steal votes. You have to recognize that losing an entire percentage in seconds isn’t possible without cheating.

    * I keep voting for DeanCas and the percentage keeps dropping by .01% - I think there is something wrong with the way the votes are being tallied in this round

    * And it's happening in a suspicious constant time interval...

    * I didn't notice the time interval but I've given up on voting, there's obviously something wrong with this bracket

    * Please investigate bot voting for this round @zimbio. Huge fluctuations of votes in a short amount of time is suspicious.

    * Posie crew is cheating heavily with bots its beyond a joke.

    * destiel shippers are voting madly and still being robbed for the second consecutive year

    * It seriously went down .40% every single time there was a refresh and this isn't because they're voting more than us

    * I'm getting tired of voting while the opponent is stealing. That's why they should already be disqualified, let's play fair! #votefordestiel

    * Can you please put the captcha back on. Its going down by 0.40% everytime I refresh. That cant be normal

    * Put the Captcha back on, especially during the final hours. The fans of the opponents used bots on us yesterday. How else woud you explain a drop from 74% to 58% in two hours? And I bet they will do it again in the final hours to win. I hope you pay very close attention to it.

  • ZIMBIO MARCH MADNESS POLL 2019 - PT 5 - 5 years ago

    Zimbio, the poll that is only for bots.

    * Please put CAPCHA back if you'd like the fandoms to participate in this in the future, because the ones using bots are driving everyone else away by basically buying their wins and nobody will want to participate anymore.

    * Yep. I'm not gonna say which ship, but we went up to 74% and in less than two hours we dropped to 58%. This cannot be done with 'normal' voting no matter how many times you can vote.

    * cough * POSIE * cough *

    * that's insane! bots in our fandom only managed to gain 18+% in the last 1,5 days after steadily losing but this is a new level

    * Due to active sabotage by the fandom they were up against. These “fans” also sabotaged the other Timeless ship in the poll (Flynn and Lucy) to further their agenda that the “real” ships should be the only ones moving forward. They’ve also been attacking the actor who plays Flynn.

    * I have seen couples dropping like 10% in less than 2 hours. Please put captcha back bc some are obviously running bots.

    * I saw it last night too, there's definite bot activity. I tried voting today in the next round and I couldn't make a dent against #Garcy when we had 60% last night so they've been hit by bots as soon as this came out.

    * There's no point in participating if there's no captcha up!

    * PUT THE CAPTCHA BACK ON

    * TURN THE CAPTCHA BACK ON

    * CAPTCHA ON

    * BOTS ARE VOTING

    * TURN THE CAPTCHA BACK ONNN

    * Rigged. I keep voting and it goes down every time

    * why does the voting % decrease instead of increasing each time I vote?

    * Expect _a lot of things_ to be thrown during the remainder of the competition. That's four days straight.

    * BOTS ARE VOTING AND ITS NOT A FAIR ROUND

    * DISQUALIFY LEGACIES THEY ARE USING BOTS TO VOTE

    * Sadly, it's always like that when Destiel is involved smh

    * If we want to start disqualifying people, let's also ban solidarity voting.

    * some people have more than one ship, i'll have to choose only one to vote? that's not fair, and actually, bots and ruining this challenge and zimbio does nothing about it

    * trust me, I contacted Zimbio through insta and email and no response, they don’t respond and the people keep using bots to win it’s kinda disheartening, like we still have hope but it’s no fun when people are cheating

    * i'm seriously thinking about giving up. the couple we're are up against has no one even campaigning for them but each 5 minutes their percentage increase and we haven't stopped voting. we were all so excited, i can't believe zimbio is doing this to us.

    * What kind of joke is this ? Going from 56% to 48% in less than one hour ??

    * If I start spamming will you listen and finally put captcha back up??????

    * So you decided to bring back captcha AFTER the bots knock Destiel out? Hmm. Totally not suspicious

    * Not gonna vote for anything. What is even the point if you can vote as many times as you want?

    * Hello dear site administration. Request test Penelope and Josie on outsiders programs! Their percentage was too stable! When our interest is not counted at all sometimes! This is not NORMAL! I'm counting on your discretion! And request for more time!

    * Fucking Legacies. @zimbio do you really think they honestly won? open your eyes, it's impossible to lose % at cosmic speed. PUT THE CAPTCHA BACK

    * #posie for Josy and her friends that were bullied last night.

    AS OPPOSED TO THE RAMPANT BOTTING BY POSIE AGAINST DESTIEL ?

    * Every time I vote the percentage goes down. The frustrating part isn't not winning necessary, it's the cheating. I'm okay with losing if it were to be fairly and this is not. I'm done

    * 49.71 to 49.40. In 15 minutes. Bots again.....

    * Return the captcha and give extra time for the round! This is the most adequate and fair solution! If you don't believe me, just check Penelope and Josie! They consistently win even Gallavich! From the very first minute!

  • ZIMBIO MARCH MADNESS POLL 2019 - PT 4 - 5 years ago

    Back to Zimbio. The poll that everyone hates but keeps voting on anyway.

    * Someone's running some kind of script or something. Whatever it is, it's casting hundreds of votes every couple of minutes (my best guess) AGAINST #Timeless couples, might be others idk, but I didn't spend the past 7 hours voting abt 75-80 votes every 5 min or so on anyone else.

    * I’ve never seen so many become so toxic so quickly. And I’m old.

    * people don't want to participate in this poll anymore. i've seen many angry people from other fandoms.

    * The other fandoms know that certain portions of the #Timeless fandom are cheating and that bots are being used, and have ceased participating. It's going to be a hollow victory at best if said portions win because nobody else is playing.

    * By manipulating a poll with bought bots, they have delegitimized the entire process. All results are now tainted and none can be taken seriously. If the cheaters wanted to prove their ship were superior, they have done the opposite. They've shown their hand and their weakness.

    * Other fandoms already hate Timeless due to unnecessary bullying by L/W shippers. Their sentiments will now slip to loathing. Timeless is dead. In its grave, L/W shippers have given it an even more horrid reputation, inspiring no one to watch the show or touch its fandom.

    * Are you going to denounce the shame site set up by a Lyatt/s going after one of the Timless actor’s personal lives? Or just let it slide?

    * I don't know what your talking about and I don't care but if they haven't denounced you and your friends for harassing Arika these past few months I can't see them taking action against whatever your talking about.

    * Can you PLEASE put the captchas back up? I am begging you

    * the bots are taking over lol pls bring back the captcha

    * Every time I vote e for destiel it counts against it! THIS FUCKING POLL IS RIGGED

    * Turn the captcha back on because the fucking bots are voting

    * please put the captcha back on, the opposite ship is clearly using bots and that’s not freaking fare

    * I, like many others have given up voting in this poll. I find it extremely sad and very pathetic that a group of middle age women feel the need to cheat in an online poll. But not surprising since they attack actors on Twitter. I hope you will be able to do something about it.

    * I'm boycotting the poll now. Fandoms are buying votes and the poll is no longer legitimate. Bring back the CAPCHA. If not I call for all fandoms left standing to boycott the rest of this year's contest AND next year's

    * the bots are taking over please do smth about it

    * your poll is deligitimized by bots. bye.

    * You should really put the captcha back. Bots are clearly running. It's not fair.

    * Please put the captcha back in place!!! People are obviously using bots and it makes it no fun for the fandoms that want to play fair.

    * sorry #avalance
    you been attacked by bots

    * the fandom is voting nonstop for madam satan and zelda and the more we vote, the more we drop, something's up. no one is even campaigning for zeke and michaela, they're clearly using bots, are you going to do something about it?

  • ZIMBIO MARCH MADNESS POLL 2019 - PT 3 - 5 years ago

    Ahh, Zimbio ! The poll that has everything. Now with added ship wars.

    * Girl, you are so cruel with them! It's not because they are too old. @mishacollins @JensenAckles post often strange political posts and fake fundraisingin campaigns. Many fans and critics don't like them anymore.

    * No cruel is putting down people's charity work and accusing them of "fake fundraising" where's your evidence that anything they've done for charity is fake? because if you don't have it it's slander and going after charity is lowest of the low.

    * They started dozens charity campaigns and fans had to send money to shady bank accounts not related to any US registered charity or foundation! If you show me proof, who actually get money at the end of all these fundraisers, I will delete this post and apologize.

    More accusations with no proof try again
    Seriously slandering the name of a charity is a serious deal so you're going to need your facts to back this up, the responsibility is on you to prove your statements as the one making a claim they're dodgy or you're the one who would be in trouble if this goes furthur.

    Since you've handily already tagged their names and the official @cw_spn account in your public accusations against them and their charity work that should be enough to get the ball rolling so gather your facts and I'll make sure they see it. This obviously needs sorting out.

    * lol I will not continue arguing, with children account with dinosaur profile picture, it's pointless! As I said before, if you show me proof, I will delete post and apologize. It shouldn't be that difficult for you, right?

    MIGHT HAVE COME ACROSS AS MORE CREDIBLE, IF HADN'T BEEN A RABID CLACE SUPPORTER (A SHIP DESTIEL WAS UP AGAINST IN RD 2)

    * So after multiple people have proved your meaningless accusation false, providing proof to you that the charities by these actors are legit, and watching you back yourself into a corner we’re waiting for your delete and apology. Shouldn’t be that difficult for you, right?

    * I've said before YOU are the one making accusations against CHARITY so you need to back that up with all these facts that you claim to have, surely that should be easy for you since you're the one who's "in the know" or a likelier story is you are full of shit & backtracking fast

    * You should delete your claim before legal action can be taken against you for slander. Since you obviously have zero idea what you're talking about.

    * Oh look! Another bullshit troll spreading lies about good people. Show me proof of ONE charity thing they've supported or promoted that isn't completely above board.

    * Translation: I made up a bunch of stuff about a charity that I’m completely ignorant of and feel backed into a corner. Now I’m going to demand that you prove I’m lying so that I can storm out in a huff w/o ever being held accountable for my behavior.

    OOH BURN !

    * This poll seems to be mostly about fake ship couples (Dean & Castiel, Kara and Lena?) so it's appropriate that only Lucy and Flynn are winning from the 3 Timeless couples.

    ZIMBIO ALLOWS CANON AND FANON, SWEETIE.

    * I watch both shows, ship both ships and won't participate because @zimbio will not do anything about the cheating. Four days of trying to compete with bots. Too bad the fun has been taken out of the competition.

    * Can't beat 'em? Hire your own personal millionaire bot here:
    http://tweetershipbot.an.us

    UMMM . . .

    * I didn't ask for advice on cheating. I want a fair fight. The Spoiler TV poll is the one that mattered.

    * May the best ship win, honestly and legitimately.

    * i only use legitimate bots, no worries!

    (>ლ)

  • ZIMBIO MARCH MADNESS POLL 2019 - PT 2 - 5 years ago

    Back to Zimbio March Madness. The poll that keeps supplying the wank. And bots.And arguments over fanon vs canon ships.

    Of course, Zimbio replied to all these concerns . . . * crickets chirping *

    * Wtf is this? Why is there no #SwanQueen in this poll?

    * Sooooo, is there a reason you ignored all the submissions for SQ this year? They shared scenes together im 2018 when the show ended?

    * where's swanqueen this is noT FAIR

    * where the hell is swan queen?

    * ummmm???? excuse me but i thinkkkkk there may be a ship missing #swanqueen they are still alive and well and got PLENTY of nominations so i would like to see the reAl poll please

    * No Swan Queen?! OK I guess I'm not voting

    * Umm what happened to SwanQueen?!!!

    * Where's SwanQueen? Are you kidding me?

    * Where the fuck is SQ?

    * WHERE'S SWANQUEEN BITCH

    * rules were show has to have been on air in 2018 and both characters alive and shared scenes in 2018. so i repeat, where tf did sq go.

    * how many times do we have to ask WHERE IS SWANQUEEN?!?!?!

    * Where’s SwanQueen? Is this a joke?

    * you put clexa and swanqueen on the cover but didnt include them oof when will yall stop using us for clicks.

    * No clexa?
    No Juliantina?
    No Swanqueen?

    This poll became irrelevant bye.

    * I call bullshit! SwanQueen should have been one of the nominated couples. Not only are they the reigning champions but the fandom is still alive and well, if not stronger. Plus SwanQueen was still on tv in 2018 in the finale.

    * If the new vibe of this poll is exhausting fans with fuzzy AF captcha photos of crosswalks and busses, so they give up and not vote, then Zimbio is killing it in the polling game. Otherwise, fandom drama has ruined the basic internet poll and my hands are tired. LOL

    * Holy Hell, these security checks are extensive. Has the CIA taken over this poll? Zimbio has more security checks than Jared Kushner got to work in the White House.

    LMAO. OKAY, THAT'S FUNNY.

    * Can you put captchas back on. There are too many bots and it’s making it impossible to even compete for fandoms who are doing things fairly.

    * Too many bot votes and anti voters. A lost cause for honest fandoms.

    * I have to agree with this. So many people across multiple fandoms are no longer interested in participating because they feel its rigged. Four days is an awful long time to compete with bots.

    * Hey, do you think you might consider putting the captcha back on? All that’s being proven at this point is who is better at cheating rather than which ship is more popular. Proof is in crack ships winning over extremely popular ones.

    * It doesn't matter who I ship, though. As long as @zimbio allows this competition to be rigged, there's no point in participating. It's not fun.

    * Get your captchas back up! You’re letting cheaters win!

    * This vote is a FRAUD. Those who produce it know very well that there are ways in which certain programs can be used to make automatic votes when they do not place a captcha that validates that they are people who vote and not programs. This is what has been going on all this time and that is how certain couples have gone through the rounds. SUPERVISE YOUR VOTES, GENTLEMEN, BECAUSE IF YOU DO NOT DO IT THEN IT IS EVIDENT THAT EVERYTHING IS A FRAUD.
    #Zimbio'sTVCouplesMarchMadnessChallenge2019IsAFraud

    * You didnt give sanvers a second chance after fucking us over last year so no keep your trashy poll

    * I know that sometimes the captcha is tedious, but at the moment it is necessary, it is obvious that they are cheating with Bots and four days is too much, many fandoms are annoyed by the Bots that are being used and are not doing anything to stop it

    AHH, THE WANK THAT KEEPS ON GIVING.

  • ZIMBIO MARCH MADNESS POLL 2019 - PT 1 - 5 years ago

    Since we have some hours before ALNMP ship bracket starts, lets look at w̶a̶n̶k̶f̶e̶s̶t̶ Zimbio March Madness.

    The wank this year stated from the beginning. New rules meant the ships nominated had to be in current shows (or cancelled in last year), and both had to be alive.
    And that meant previous winners, Clexa and SwanQueen were not in the poll. But past winner Destiel was. Cue massive bitching..Cue more bitching over the multiple captchas on every bracket. And then Zimbio had the bright idea of removing captchas from their poll. ON THE FIRST DAY!!

    What could go wrong?

    * put the captchas back zimbio omg

    * @zimbio if anything should give you pause right now is that a first time ship is going to beat last years runner up and the year before semi finalist. you need to look into this because literally your going to lose the #supercorp votes here because of cheaters

    * SuperCorp cheated their way to the top last year. Besides, now they're botting in response...

    * So, no comment or response on how last year's runner-up has been losing ground to a new entry the moment you took off the captcha security system? None?

    * SuperCorp botted all last year in order to win. Didn't see you complaining then.

    * put the captchas back up it’s obvious people are botting

    * FIX YOUR CAPTCHAS! You’re doing NOTHING! Either fix them or disqualify the other ship for cheating!

    * They’re probably removed it because they weren’t given enough click. Greedy bastards. Sure let certain fandoms cheat their way through this like you did last year!

    * Put the captchas back. Something is clearly wrong

    * Seriously. Ban solidarity voting. It gives several couples an unfair leg up.

    UH, HOW WOULD YOU ENFORCE THAT RULE ?

    * Hey, Zimbio folks! Thanks for doing this fun event, we appreciate it ! Btw, is it possible to make voting easier? There are too many captchas & security checks.

    BET YOU WISH YOU HADN'T SAID THAT NOW

    * Do we really need a captcha "security check" on every. single. bracket. though? Just wondering...

    * Can you sort out the verify rubbish!? It made me do it 17 times for one vote!!

    LOL

    * Bold of you to assume Lyatt fans will be that mature, even remotely.
    Appreciate the optimism though.

    OH LOOK. THE SHIPPING WARS HAVE BEGUN.

    * No captcha? Cheaters, you very welcome. We welcome you with open arms. This is new zimbio quote. #CheatersWeWelcomeYou!
    You crossed the line @zimbio. Who paid you this tome? Don't answer, we already know!

    * What happened with captchas?

    * Zimbio please.. the captcha is not working anymore. People can cheat if you don’t use the captcha. Make it work again.

    * You need to change that photo. There's no Clexa in the poll, no SQ either. Don't use their photos if they aren't in the poll. I wasted my time voting and waiting for my ship show up and nothing.

    * It's not like we're gonna be able to beat the bots anyway.

    * Where'd the captcha pop-ups go? Please don't remove them, I really don't wanna deal with the cheaters again. It's annoying af.

    * I saw the Bellarke numbers fly up & left. I don't have the patients to deal with them. Or Zimbio, for that matter if they're gonna let the cheaters walk all over them.

    * Its time to rename this poll #ZimbioCheatingMadness

    * You need to fix the captcha. Don’t you see that there is something wrong here? Fix the damn captcha

    * It's only Round 1 plenty of rounds left to go so Swan Queen will be in the other round calm down

    ACTUALLY . . . NO

    * Why is clexa on the poster but not on the bracket...

    * No Clexa? Indeed... This poll became irrelevant bye.

    * where's sq wtf

    * I'm so confused, I expected to see Swanqueen up there...whats going on?

    * wow ya just gonna ignore swanqueen completely huh.?

    * WHERE'S SWANQUEEN?????

    * WHERE THE HELL IS #SwanQueen ???
    Because I saw the nominations. We are here. We are alive. We have been winner!
    Why aren't we there

    :)

  • A LITTLE NERD MUSIC PODCAST SHIP BRACKET - 5 years ago

    Jen & Kate here, just in time for fandom poll season.

    Okay, Zimbio is underway and so we are all a little distracted. But ALNMP poll is about to get underway too. Nominations opened in December, and some of those we voted for are in the new poll (we maaaay have nominated every "problem" ship we could think of... unfortunately SkyeWard, Jessigrave, Ezria, Kylux, Snowbarry, Karamel, Steter, Clalec, Jalec, Wincest, Thorki, and WinterPrincess didn't get in... oh well).

    Someone had to remind the moderators that some of the Sweet 16 contenders of 2018 hadn't been included in this years competition (oops), and that's when we got our Wild Card round!

    * Clex vs OutlawQueen 800-78

    * Mulder/Krycek vs Ally/Jackson 700-75

    * Romione vs Cartinelli 60-625

    * Klaroline vs Snowing 67-625

    Kate and I voted in all our ships (M/K, Clex) and made sure Klaroline was eliminated (just because ..). And the first round has been delayed (computer problems for mods). Unfortunately, that means most of the ships involved in Zimbio will have been eliminated (so no distraction for them, damnit!), So, only Supercorp will be split between ALNMP and Zimbio (they're about to have their SFs).

    ALNMP Ship Bracket looks interesting. OUAT has 3 ships, Teen Wolf has 3 ships, and Marvel has SEVEN ships!! Wow.

    So, remember you can vote about 25 times in a row (should wait a minute before vote again). So, hope everyone has been stretching their voting fingers. Remember there are no darn recaptchas here, so voting can get crazy really fast! (Hollstein once amassed 28000 votes in one round, Newtmas 24000+, Stucky 20000, and the terrifying Clexa 57000 !!!)

    Kate and I decided to pare back "our" ships to Marrish, Sterek, and Stucky (so, Drarry, Hannigram, merthur, Clex, M/K, Johnlock, Reylo, and Destiel are on their own... sorry).

    And because of Newtgate last year, we are definitely backing Marrish as our No. 1 ship. Those damn newts are going down !

    As for ships we want to eliminate early ?

    Newtmas (duh!), Clexa, Malec, Swanqueen, Hollstein, Supercorp, Olicity, Wayhaught, Westallen, SasuSaku, Evak, Symbrock, Stony, Clintasha, IronStrange,Spideypool, Korrasami, Stydia, Stormpilot, Bellarke, Bughead, and Sanvers.

    We should eliminate any of these before they start gaining momentum (and any others that look dangerous).

    ROUND 1 matchups to keep an eye on:

    * Hollstein vs Malec (two powerhouses right there)

    * Swanqueen vs Sterek (WOW)

    * Newtmas vs Fitzsimmoons (MAKE SURE TO STOMP ON THE NEWTS HERE)

    * Benslie vs Supercorp (go Benslie!!)

    * Dr/Rose vs Westallen (go dr x rose!!)

    * Evak vs Symbrock (how big is Symbrock anyway?)

    * Clexa vs Percabeth (ELIMINATE CLEXA HERE OR PAY THE PRICE LATER)

    * Drarry vs Stony (a tough one)

    * Hannigram vs Aquamera (Hannigram should win this one)

    * Solangelo vs Merthur (beware the Percy Jackson fandom!)

    * Bughead vs Johnlock (tough matchup for both)

    * Stormpilot vs Spideypool (yet another tough matchup)

    * Ironstrange vs Reylo (another Star Wars-Marvel matchup!)

    * Korrasami vs Stydia (vote for Stydia here, because there will be a Stydia vs Marrish matchup in Rd 2!!)

    * Destiel vs Marrish (we love the little nerd angel, but we're voting early and often to get Marrish through)

    Wow, that's a lot of tough matches. And we will update with who the Wildcard Round winners meet too.

    Now back to the wankfest that is Zimbio (which is headed to four w/w ship meeting in the SFs).

  • ZIMBIO MARCH MADNESS POLL (what bot?) - 5 years ago

    (PART 12)

    * Blatant cheating going on - whats the point of voting if Zimbo cant control their own poll

    * It's clear who's blatantly cheating and Zimbo does nothing. They like the spiking number of page views the voting bots birng, I suppose.

    * Use your critical thinking, why would Bellarke shippers use a bot at the last minute when they were already winning ?

    * They have been using bots this whole time

    * No offense but what's happening with this poll?
    How that one - Bellamy and Clarke - gets 3.500 votes in less than 1 hour?
    It's inhuman. Impossible. Weird. JAYSUS lol
    This is coming from someone that votes on March Madness since 2012. Oh my... this is just... I've no words.

    * They didnt "remove all the bots" they removed ONE exploit which removed the votes from IPS who were finding a way to vote more often than every 5 mins. The "blorks" still have the ability to cheat as paid bots are still being counted. aka, they removed all the free cheating. If you want to get your couple ahead you now have to invest money.

    * Does anyone else find it fucking funny that they investigated and removed all the bots.... AND THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO WERE CHEATING WERR CLEXA AND SANVERS. (not blaming sanvers I am sure it was all of the butthurt clexa people.)

    * Lmao what are you talking about? Lexa and Sanvers didn't cheat. Bellarke did, there is actual proof

    # the bellark clan is up to their cheating ways again. Lol very comical
    #investigatbellark

    THEY DID, SWEETIE..
    AND DISCOVERDED BELLARKE HAD USED BOTS.
    AND SO DID SANVERS AND CLEXA AND SEVERAL OTHERS.

    * Come on, stop pretending that you do not notice and do not hear ... well, seriously, it's no longer funny, it's pathetic. With each new click of bots, you lose our respect and your reputation #investigatebellarke

    * sorry that we are winning? Dont get so butt hurt.

    * Guess we can’t win against a bunch of bots and cheaters. Clexa Clexa Clexa.

    CLEXA BOTTED MORE THAN ANYONE ELSE !!

    * I appeal to everyone involved in this poll, please vote for Sanvers as well as your favorite ship, let's help eliminate cheaters Bellarke, because tomorrow, this may also apply to you, please vote for #Sanvers, thank you !

    DIDN'T SANVERS CHEAT AS WELL ?

    * Anyway, it is always the same drama each time there is a poll involving the 100, why do I even bother. I shoud do like most of the wiser the 100 fans and stay away from polls. Have fun ! (because it is supposed to be fun and not something about spreading hate).

    ARE YOU NEW HERE ?

    * ANYONE who is active in fandom polls KNOWS Belarke is a barely existent tiny fandom who never makes it the 1st round, but recently have started to openly buy votes, use bots & create thousands of fake twitter accounts (to cheat on twitter polls too).#Fairplay

    * Certain fandom (b&c) Bellarke is cheating, buying votes, IP, bots! Investigate! Be fair! Stop cheating! Show your voters you care for #Fairplay and not just clicks!

    * Attention all fandoms voting on ZimbioMarchMadness: Belarke fandom is OPENLY CHEATING again &if they're not disqualified u'll be up against these cheaters in next rounds. ask Zimbio to #investigatebellarke

    THEY DID.
    AND FOUND OUT YOU WERE ALL CHEATING AND USING BOTS
    AREN'T YOU GLAD YOU ASKED ?

    2019 ZIMBIO MARCH MADNESS CAN'T BE WANKIER THAN THIS, RIGHT?

    . . . .

    RIGHT ?

    . . .

    OH DEAR.

  • ZIMBIO MARCH MADNESS POLL (for tinhatters only) - 5 years ago

    (PART 11)

    * (CONTINUED) Minerva J Davis
    J2 are wonderful, honest men with beautiful families. Plural. They have a fantastic friendship. But they are not this grotesque, pathological lying monster that vindicates hatred and bile to those around them that a critical minority would imagine them to be.

    So how about you take your need to go piss on any topic that mentions the word "Destiel" and sit in a corner to think about what you've said, done, agreed with, or chosen to ignore? I mean sure, victim posing and gaslighting is easier, but it's nowhere near the truth.

    * Kelios Incantare
    @Minerva J Davis People like you--vicious liars who attack people for no reason, spread falsehoods, and try to police fandom and drive out anyone who doesn't agree with you--are the reason so many people despise destiel and destiel shippers. Destiel is a fanon ship. It's not going to become canon. Ship in fandom all you want, but you really need to stop attacking anyone who doesn't agree with you. It's ugly and wrong and creates dissent and hard feelings that don't need to be there.

    I don't care if you respond with lies about me; it's to be expected from someone like you, and I don't intend to respond. But I do suggest you take your own advice and go put some thought into your own vile and repulsive behavoir over a TV show and a fictional ship.

    * I will say to Kelios that your reputation precedes you and I've experienced your negativity firsthand through interactions with you years ago on Twitter. It would be nice if you could cut down on the Misha hate and ship hate but I won't hold my breath. I wish this fandom could be less negative about other people's preferences, but that's just wishful thinking I suppose. Best to you all.

    * @Kelios Incantare Queen Kelios, the most hateful, vile troll in the fandom. Nothing you say has any credibility at all. Remember when you and your friends wanted to bombard Jensen with awkward and sexual destiel questions to punish him for taking the sunset photo with Misha? Or when you pretended to be outraged at the "stalkery" nature of the Yana videos, while joking about stalking Jared? You're a pitiful vat of poison.

    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW !!!!

    * You don't make sense. Why would you vote for someone that IS THE REASON Clexa lost? Everyone saw Bellarke bots throwing votes to Eleanor and Tahani. Wake up please.

    * I'm glad all fandoms are united against Bellarke cheaters. Let's only hope our vote counts more than their bots

    * but you would vote for all the other cheaters! This isn't even a competition, everyone knows Clexa would have won, we just want to take our revenge. Clexa for the win!!!!

    * You don't make sense. Why would you vote for someone that IS THE REASON Clexa lost? Everyone saw Bellarke bots throwing votes to Eleanor and Tahani. Wake up please.

    * To the Clexa Fandom, we will show them who powerfull we are. Vote for Bellarke in the name of Clexa. So when Bellarke wins, it's actually Clexa who has won

    * Are u kidding right? I'd never vote for bellarke cheaters

    * Well, spruce made out of the Clexa, left inside the Bellarke, which clearly cheat .. I do not vote anymore .. That disgusting, shame .. already give the first prize to the Bellarke and we end this farce ..

    * I'm glad to see they slowed the votes for this round, but they still let the cheaters unfairly advance.

    * Something tells me that this stupid contest is fixed, the rumor is run that participants of certain couples downloaded an app to vote faster

    * Unless the cheating stops, this poll is meaningless. Without cheating, ElTahani couldn't possibly have gone up 50,000 in one day. And the votes for Bellarke could also only be the result of cheating.

    * #DisqualifyBellarke

    OH YEAH, 2018 WAS THE YEAR THAT BOTTING/BOUGHT VOTES HIT EVERY POLL

  • ZIMBIO MARCH MADNESS POLL (here comes the crazy!!) - 5 years ago

    (PART 10)

    * Minerva J Davis
    @Magdalena Witczak You use the same name on all social platforms and say the same thing everywhere you go. No research needed. Sorry, you're not that important, just repetitive. Enough so that you're frequently posted up on a community that explicitly tracks the behavior of you and your friends due to frequent attacks against the actors' wives, family, friends, or related charities. Didn't take two seconds to recognize who you were. No "hours of my day," no "research," just paying attention to the fandom. You're not special - just predictable.

    Not to mention like 1/5 of the inner fandom watched the paparazzi themselves tear your (you, personally, not your club) ass up at Canadagraphs when you started tinhatting at them. The paparazzi laughed you off about it. Catch a clue.

    Large swaths of the fandom, much like TPTB, have become aware of the antics at play in the inner cores of the deep-fandom. This is like seeing the creepy bum that stands outside a store all day, every day, throwing things at people; when a new person walks by, gets something thrown at him while the creepy bum yells incoherently, someone says, "Don't worry dude, he does that every day." - if the creepy bum starts yelling about being stalked to be recognized despite being there all day, every day, doing the same thing, that's his disassociation from reality.

    This fandom's inner core is very small. About 100 big names and 800 recognized runners; leads versus regular characters if you will. And a few guest stars to spare that routinely comment on the feeds of bigger names. If you're routinely commenting on the feeds of that top 1000~ names, you get noticed. It's not hard.

    Today's repetitive behavior: intentionally gaslighting exactly what you said and why you said it. Talk circles all day justifying it, but you simultaneously admitted I hit the nail on the head on a level you tried to vicitm pose was "stalking" you, so- uh? Obviously I know you and what you do? Ya'll aren't clever, aren't unique, and most of all, are known by people who pay attention. No stalking required. Happens when you're the creepy bum that yells incoherently all day, for years. Neighborhood regulars spot you.

    Tinhatting that wonderful men hate their wives and friends/coworkers to have a romance that involves screwing over their children isn't a "preference," it's a choice, and it's one that deserves to be called out. It's not a fictional ship preference. It's people screwing around with actors' real lives, which has frequently backfed into vile and negative commentary on their family, friends and loved ones and stretched so far as to try to drag charities from people they perceive as a "threat" to the expense of homeless children, suicide prevention hotlines, Haitian disaster victims, or third world countries.

    So no, I'm not "hating on you for a preference." I just know the company you keep.

    And if any of this reaches some level of human conscience, anything embarasses you at all that it's fully public knowledge, maybe you should consider just what kind of image you're naturally "promoting" for the men you claim to be a fan of with this "preference" of yours. The image that they're compulsive, 13-year liars that put themselves above everyone else around them, even their children. An image where people truly believe they'd be okay with intentionally dragging friends, coworkers, or charities; an image where two philanthropists are secretly hateful and spiteful to everyone around them and that everything they do is a charade. Because if that's not the image you think they have, or want? You may want to re-evaluate your "preference."

  • ZIMBIO MARCH MADNESS POLL (Oh God! The wank!!) - 5 years ago

    (Part 9)

    Remember where we left off the 2018 Zimbio poll ? Where the Destiel fandom started to turn on each other ?

    * you disgust me

    * Minerva J Davis
    While I appreciate your vigor, Corinne, there won't be getting through to her. That's Magdalena of the tinhat circle that strive to drag Destiel at any opportunity they get. It's some bizarre diametric opposition since they tinhat a secret real world relationship of J2, and IDK, somehow fictional shipthreat to imagined real relationship. It's a song as old as time with that bundle. Generally just ignore them.

    *Magdalena Witczak
    @ Minerva J Davis WOW. You know, I wasn't gonna do this, because normally I have better things to do, but I absolutely can't resist! If you notice, all I originally did say was that I find it hilarious because half of the couples in this poll (especially Destiel) aren't even canon, and that they're different species. What was that, two sentences? And I also did not comment on any other ships or preferences.
    You, on the other hand, have conscientiously done your research by stalking me; have been rude and demeaning and accusatory; have just written SEVERAL paragraphs about how bad I am because of what I like and/or dislike; and have just condescendingly expressed your disdain for me and my personal preferences.
    All this because I dared to express my own personal opinion about a fictional ship, just as you all have done here before me. But you all are obviously allowed to do so, however, god forbid I be allowed to do the same!?! Simply because my opinion is different and you do not agree with it?
    So? Who is the really obsessed one???
    I feel sorry for you. You're the one that just wasted several hours of your god-given day on this hate and wank and accusations. Me? This is the last minute I'm wasting on you and will definitely take your advice to "generally ignore" you. I truly hope you can get past the negativity in your thoughts and that your time here is better and more positively and productively spent. Have a lovely day!!!

    REMEMBER WHEN SUPERNATURAL FANDOM HAD THAT MASS PSEUDO-CIDE ?

    YOU CAN ALWAYS COUNT ON SN FOR THE BATSHIT CRAY-CRAY.

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