PNJ Poll: Christie's Return to NJ and Budget Address were Most Like...
A. Holden Caufield going back to New York City after flunking out of Pencey Prep.
B. Cam Newton retreating to the locker room after losing Super Bowl 50.
C. Major General Israel Putnam leading rebel forces at Bunker Hill in a triumphant retreat.
D. The Canadians' evacuation of Dunkirk, repackaged in Maple Leaf history books as a victory.
E. Dan Marino optimistically telling reporters after that Niners' Super Bowl heartbreak, "I'm young, I'll be back."
F. George C. Scott in the opening scene of Franklin Schraffner's Patton, deprived of helmet, uniform, riding crop and American Flag backdrop; in short, stripped of everything that made Patton Pattton.
G. Floyd Patterson donning fake beard, nose and hat after his one round kayo loss to Sonny Liston.
H. Richard Pryor and Gene Wilder walking into that Stir Crazy prison cell with the dregs of society going, "We bad, we bad."
I. Would-be master harpoonist Queequeg going down early to the white whale in Herman Melville's masterpiece Moby Deck.
J. The Slim Pickens character in Blazing Saddles ridding up and going, "What in the wide, wide, wide world of sports is a going on here?"
K. Matt Dillon getting beaten up at the end of My Bodyguard.
L. General MacArthur's beachhead assault and capture of Kimpo Airfield at the Battle of Inchon.
M. Kirk Gibson's homerun in the 1988 World Series. Christie was wounded, yes, but that budget speech was a HOMERUN.
N. The death of Iago in Shakespeare's Othello.
O. Neil O'Donnell's return to his native New Jersey as a New York Jet following the Steelers' Super Bowl rout to the Cowboys.
P. The fall of Yertle the Turtle in the Dr. Seuss classic.
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