This poll is more unsatisfying than having to stick to playing a piano because I suck on the organ.
Bag this Cattle Call of a poll and bring back my Wednesday gig, or I'll be Casting My Lasso Towards the Sky.
This poll is more repulsive than my last gig at the Copacabana.
Release Me from this poll at this Moment in Time or at least After the Lovin'. Psst, Joe Dolan roolz, Tom Jones droolz.
This poll isn't sexy enough.
Viewing this wretched poll is worse than reading an aircraft flight manual.
This poll sucks.