You compulsively reshelve items and straighten shelves when browsing at Barnes and Noble

You alphabetize your spice rack (and everything else)

You own more cardigans than shoes

You own cats named "Ernest, "Kerouac," or "Flannery"

You have a secret desire to be a bookcart drill team

You know the Dewey Decimal System by heart

Nancy Pearl is your idol and you own her action figure

You go on vacation and visit other libraries

You don't have a Netflix account and borrow all of your music and movies from the library instead

Your home library has just as many books as a small public library

You were totally blogging and social networking before 2003

You read banned books

You can kick everyone's butt at Scrabble

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