What should Max do to keep the Demons out of his new home?
I have no idea at all
Adopt a couple of cats.
Put up a bat habitat
Burn sage
Just deal with it
Build a moat
Stay in the old house
Mop the floors with holy water
Listen to what the Demons have to say. Maybe they need Max to hear their side of the story.
Don't leave a forwarding address
Put out a bounty on Demons (that could get expensive)
Move to a neighborhood without any politicians
Boil cabbage - that will drive anything away
Live on a boat
Give the Demon's addresses to missionaries (you know, the kind on the bikes)
Squirrels
Mermaids
Your Mom. Nobody crosses Mom.
Yellowjackets - the assholes of the animal kingdom. Even Demons can't like them.
Have a party with just QANON followers. Again, that would drive anything away.
Don't have snacks around. Demons love snacks.
Call in a preacher and rattlesnakes
Singing Nuns
Get therapy
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