Burning Questions 2023 #5: What Is In YOUR Super Secret Classified Document Files?
I don't have any classified documents. I also have been known to be a compulsive liar.
This is a burning question. I have no answer.
Top Military Secrets
Grandma's Gumbo Recipe
Paper Thin Sliced Fifty Year Old Fruit Cake
Proof of Space Aliens
The document stating who is REALLY buried in Grant's Tomb
MeeMaw's Spicy Love Letters From JFK
Vampire Interviews
Mermaid Photos
Photos Taken By Mermaids (they're great photographers)
List of famous people who cheated or bribed their way into big name universities
Lost Books of the Bible
What really happened to all the shit Rick and Marty never found on Oak Island (not including buttons, old wood, hinges, and coins from 1981)
Proof that Amelia Earhart moved to Hong Kong, and ran a night club until her death in 1958.
Dic pics from powerful guys I never went on a second date with
Secret proof the Titanic NEVER sank and that it was a hoax.
Flat Earth Documents
Round Earth Documents
Square Earth Documents
Super Secret Square Dance Documents
Take Out Menues from my favorite restaurants
Ghosts. Loads of documents about ghosts. Where they live. Who they were. What their plans are.
Secret Heavy Metal Lyrics Tipper Gore NEVER SAW.
The transcripts of what cats say about us when we're not around. It is truly frightening.
I will leave the list of my super secret classified documents in the comments section.
Cat Memes
Documents proving that everyone is tired of your shit
Documents answering the questions about what the hell is wrong with everyone
What bats are REALLY doing at night
I'm too afraid to open the files and read them
Where the money went
What to do with those damn squirrels
More Vampire Proof and Stuff
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