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22 Comments

  • Cindy - 15 years ago

    "I guarantee to pinpoint your problem today"

  • Kris - 15 years ago

    Did not enter contest but just wanted to vote and thought there were alot of good entries but the only one that made me laugh out loud was the "The therapy for cactaphopia" simple but very funny. Good job to everyone though.

  • Bob Pyfer - 15 years ago

    Mine was: "C'mon in, Paul. Today we're going to nail down your diagnosis." I agree with other commentors--you don't choose the best. I'm about ready to give up. Maybe it's the Montana address--a bias that deep cold causes brain damage--could be!

  • Glenn - 15 years ago

    Mine was "Good morning Bob, today we're taking you're therapy in a new direction". It might not be he best, but unfortunately I think there are probably a lot of good entries that they don't pick.

  • char seybert - 15 years ago

    mine would have been "relax, this is mind over matter therapy"

  • char seybert - 15 years ago

    mine would have been "relax, this is mind over matter therapy"

  • chachacatz - 15 years ago

    mine wiould have been
    "relax, " it's mind over matter therapy!"

  • Rich Apple - 15 years ago

    Someone mentioned the "firecracker" behind the door. Do a bit of research about the artist, Dan Piraro, and you'll find out what that stick of "dynamite" is all about...

    Great cartoonist! I'm liking the "comfort zone" caption the best so far...

  • Commen Tater - 15 years ago

    Awww thot mine were fun and deserved to be included. All entries were very creative.

  • Vicki Peterson - 15 years ago

    I ALSO believe my submission was better than a lot of those chosen:

    "Don't be afraid...my new couch will get you in touch with your inner feelings."

  • bryan warren - 15 years ago

    Who judges these???? "It's a combination of classic Freud and primal scream therapies...."--not entered late--crushes any of these. "...wait til you get my bill."???? R U Kidding me??

  • EJ - 15 years ago

    (very late): "This should help you open up"

  • Judith Hooker - 15 years ago

    I liked mine. "Is this going to be a NAIL BITING experience ?"

  • tatteredrags - 15 years ago

    To Dyanne's point above ......

    I call this session " the great prickly thunder cloud reveal" ..... it'll sting just a little at first, you'll hear a thunder cloud eruption, but the rest will feel like heaven. Well, I think ......

  • tatteredrags - 15 years ago

    Think of it as a golf-ball-cleaner for the soul .....

  • DWilliams - 15 years ago

    My too late response (probably a bit too brainy for some, but on target for us elders) - "Now you know why I told you to stop taking Coumadin!

  • Bill Zornes - 15 years ago

    Yes, the bed has been freshly made.

  • CARSON WOOD - 15 years ago

    I LIKE MINE BETTER!
    "Is this your first visit to an accupunchiatrist?" or
    "Today we are going to work on that over-inflated ego of yours"

  • beachbunny - 15 years ago

    I thought of a good one. "I thought we'd make Acu-Puncture easier."

  • Sheila - 15 years ago

    How about this one? I've found my patients get right to the point.

  • Dyanne Roper - 15 years ago

    Nobody got the firecracker behind the door!!

  • ALICE WAGGONER - 15 years ago

    late entry to "therapy bed"

    Now, maybe you'll feel like you get your full 50 minute session

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