Did not enter contest but just wanted to vote and thought there were alot of good entries but the only one that made me laugh out loud was the "The therapy for cactaphopia" simple but very funny. Good job to everyone though.
Bob Pyfer - 15 years ago
Mine was: "C'mon in, Paul. Today we're going to nail down your diagnosis." I agree with other commentors--you don't choose the best. I'm about ready to give up. Maybe it's the Montana address--a bias that deep cold causes brain damage--could be!
Glenn - 15 years ago
Mine was "Good morning Bob, today we're taking you're therapy in a new direction". It might not be he best, but unfortunately I think there are probably a lot of good entries that they don't pick.
char seybert - 15 years ago
mine would have been "relax, this is mind over matter therapy"
char seybert - 15 years ago
mine would have been "relax, this is mind over matter therapy"
chachacatz - 15 years ago
mine wiould have been
"relax, " it's mind over matter therapy!"
Someone mentioned the "firecracker" behind the door. Do a bit of research about the artist, Dan Piraro, and you'll find out what that stick of "dynamite" is all about...
Great cartoonist! I'm liking the "comfort zone" caption the best so far...
Awww thot mine were fun and deserved to be included. All entries were very creative.
Vicki Peterson - 15 years ago
I ALSO believe my submission was better than a lot of those chosen:
"Don't be afraid...my new couch will get you in touch with your inner feelings."
bryan warren - 15 years ago
Who judges these???? "It's a combination of classic Freud and primal scream therapies...."--not entered late--crushes any of these. "...wait til you get my bill."???? R U Kidding me??
EJ - 15 years ago
(very late): "This should help you open up"
Judith Hooker - 15 years ago
I liked mine. "Is this going to be a NAIL BITING experience ?"
tatteredrags - 15 years ago
To Dyanne's point above ......
I call this session " the great prickly thunder cloud reveal" ..... it'll sting just a little at first, you'll hear a thunder cloud eruption, but the rest will feel like heaven. Well, I think ......
tatteredrags - 15 years ago
Think of it as a golf-ball-cleaner for the soul .....
DWilliams - 15 years ago
My too late response (probably a bit too brainy for some, but on target for us elders) - "Now you know why I told you to stop taking Coumadin!
Bill Zornes - 15 years ago
Yes, the bed has been freshly made.
CARSON WOOD - 15 years ago
I LIKE MINE BETTER!
"Is this your first visit to an accupunchiatrist?" or
"Today we are going to work on that over-inflated ego of yours"
beachbunny - 15 years ago
I thought of a good one. "I thought we'd make Acu-Puncture easier."
Sheila - 15 years ago
How about this one? I've found my patients get right to the point.
Dyanne Roper - 15 years ago
Nobody got the firecracker behind the door!!
ALICE WAGGONER - 15 years ago
late entry to "therapy bed"
Now, maybe you'll feel like you get your full 50 minute session
Leave a Comment
Create your own.
Opinions! We all have them. Find out what people really think with polls and surveys from Crowdsignal.
"I guarantee to pinpoint your problem today"
Did not enter contest but just wanted to vote and thought there were alot of good entries but the only one that made me laugh out loud was the "The therapy for cactaphopia" simple but very funny. Good job to everyone though.
Mine was: "C'mon in, Paul. Today we're going to nail down your diagnosis." I agree with other commentors--you don't choose the best. I'm about ready to give up. Maybe it's the Montana address--a bias that deep cold causes brain damage--could be!
Mine was "Good morning Bob, today we're taking you're therapy in a new direction". It might not be he best, but unfortunately I think there are probably a lot of good entries that they don't pick.
mine would have been "relax, this is mind over matter therapy"
mine would have been "relax, this is mind over matter therapy"
mine wiould have been
"relax, " it's mind over matter therapy!"
Someone mentioned the "firecracker" behind the door. Do a bit of research about the artist, Dan Piraro, and you'll find out what that stick of "dynamite" is all about...
Great cartoonist! I'm liking the "comfort zone" caption the best so far...
Awww thot mine were fun and deserved to be included. All entries were very creative.
I ALSO believe my submission was better than a lot of those chosen:
"Don't be afraid...my new couch will get you in touch with your inner feelings."
Who judges these???? "It's a combination of classic Freud and primal scream therapies...."--not entered late--crushes any of these. "...wait til you get my bill."???? R U Kidding me??
(very late): "This should help you open up"
I liked mine. "Is this going to be a NAIL BITING experience ?"
To Dyanne's point above ......
I call this session " the great prickly thunder cloud reveal" ..... it'll sting just a little at first, you'll hear a thunder cloud eruption, but the rest will feel like heaven. Well, I think ......
Think of it as a golf-ball-cleaner for the soul .....
My too late response (probably a bit too brainy for some, but on target for us elders) - "Now you know why I told you to stop taking Coumadin!
Yes, the bed has been freshly made.
I LIKE MINE BETTER!
"Is this your first visit to an accupunchiatrist?" or
"Today we are going to work on that over-inflated ego of yours"
I thought of a good one. "I thought we'd make Acu-Puncture easier."
How about this one? I've found my patients get right to the point.
Nobody got the firecracker behind the door!!
late entry to "therapy bed"
Now, maybe you'll feel like you get your full 50 minute session