Burning Question #81: What will be the top Conspiracy Theory in 2024?
Tinfoil hats work because if you add a wet paper towel lining the aliens won't be able to listen to your thoughts.
King Tut's mummy is a place holder. Tut is alive and living in London in control of the world gold supply.
Cats are running everything. They are in control.
The Kardashians are part of a mind control cult associated with Southern California polygamist groups.
Prince William is a really a clone of Howdy Doody. The real William is living in Patagonia under the name Jose Manuel Mendoza Jr.
Hillary Clinton is running a cartel of death metal zombie lords.
Canadians only pretend to like flannel. They are hiding their scales. Yes, scales like reptiles (not like music)
Melania Trump is an automaton and her real body (which hasn't been real since she married Donald) is now in a wax museum in Saudi Arabia.
Gavin Newsom is taking dogs from shelters and making them into fur coats for space aliens who have settled in Minnesota and Lake Tahoe.
David Bowie is alive and now living in Area 51 and keeping aliens at bay with his music.
Vampires control the Free Masons.
Free Masons control the Vampires.
The Earth's core is full of dinosaur seeds (just like an apple) that will hatch as soon a global warming heats the planet to the optimum temperature.
Sasquatch/Bigfoot populations made a treaty with the US Government in 1896 to keep them secret. Areas of Northern California, and the Pacific Northwest are protected by the National Guard posing as fly fishermen and pot growers.
In 2023 Mermaids blew up the tin can sent down to visit the Titanic.
This is a burning question. I have no answer.
Weight loss drugs, crystal meth, and hormone blockers are being put into school lunches in Hollywood schools to guarantee plenty of talent for Disney and <strong>Nickelodeon</strong>.
The Russians and Chinese governments have put mind automated control whistles around the White House causing any dog who lives there to bite people.
The government is hiding vast amounts of unidentified human bones in a holding spade underneath the Statue of Liberty. At some point these bones will be brought to life as an army of skeletons to fight off major attacks by standing foreign armies.
US Hospitals are now putting mind control chips into the brains of all newborn babies to make them want to pay more taxes and fees.
The Rainbow Bridge is not real. And you're going straight to HELL if you pick this one.
All of the graves and crypts in the Hollywood Forever Cemetery in Los Angeles are empty. They were emptied out during Covid 19 when nobody was watching. It is unclear who ordered this.
Chem Trails have been replaced by Happy Trails.
I'll write down my answer in the comments.
Andrew Jackson came back from the dead and beat Chuck Norris's ass. Why do you think Chuck Norris looks so old? In real life he is only 26. All of his movies were made in a time travel studio dome.
The Earth is not flat. It is bowl shaped. Like a big bowl with a rim. If it was flat the oceans would drain off.
The Port of Long Beach is really a holding area for Zombie armies. Why do you think security is so tight. The reason the bridge by there is painted green is because Zombies don't like that particular shade of green because the way it reflects off their their puss covered eyes which are about the same color, and they get confused, so they stay at the port.
All of this is true.
A top secret manned mission to Mars happened in 2022. The entire human crew was killed of by ice raiders from Neptune. Except for the space cat. They took the cat back to Neptune where is is now living in a temple dedicated to the All Powerful Earth Cat Goddess.
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