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Frodo goes home, marries a hobbit lady brewer and never wants to see another elf for the rest of his life.
The old man brings his fish home and has a huge fish fry with all of his friends.
Henry opens a casino on the shores of Waldon Pond.
Scarlett moves to California after the Civil War and opens an art gallery in San Francisco.
Heathcliff says, "Fuck it" and moves to California right before the Gold Rush starts.
Dorian Gray ends up having to get a second and third painting after the first one becomes about a foot thick in nasty paint. He is still alive in 2024.
Alice stops doing drugs.
Dracula and Mina end up getting married and live happily ever after in a castle in Wales. They're still there today.
Julia Child never learns to cook and writes spy novels.
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