If I Were a Mountie... (poll 1420041)

If I Were a Mountie...

I'd ride my horse a lot and get air to my brain.

I'd sell my Tazers to blind people who could REALLY use them.

I'd take off my pointy hat once in a while cause it's shrinking my head!

I'd promise only to use my Tazer when people have real weapons, like toasters.

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