If Kylar and Chuck Norris fought, who would win?

10 Comments

  • tequese - 15 years ago

    As awesome as Kylar is.... It's Chuck Norris he is like the reality Durzo. No one can beat him. He is like a blending of Jacki Chan Durzo and a SAS Veteran. One punch to the face and you would be little particles floating around in space. Come on everyone knows that Chuck Norris was the first person to split and attom and when the droped the "Atomic" bomb it was realy just Chuck Norris Sky diving and whe he landed he did like a DragonBall KaMeHaMeHA Wave. =P

  • Elknif - 15 years ago

    I'm not sorry to say this, but... Chuck Norris. Because I wish I could touch MC Hammer. I just finshed reading The Way of Shadows, which is an awesome book. I just hope people who have read the whole series don't spoil it for those who haven't (@ Donitrus).

  • Donitrus - 15 years ago

    (Nerd hat on)

    Okay guys, let's be serious. Kylar DID lose to Garuwashi (hope thats spelled right, can't be bothered to check), who would lose to Chuck Norris. Besides, look at it. It's Chuck Norris. Sure Kylar's strong and skilled, but one round hose kick is like a stab from Curoch.

    Also, FYI to Fanboi: Brent's not righting anymore for Night Angel, he's writing a new series.

  • Edd - 15 years ago

    Kylar all the way, surely with the Black Kakari chuck would loose in seconds ^_^ but i guess im just a kylar fanboy O_o... I LOVED YOUR BOOKS... but i read them all too fast and now im sad that theres no more Kakari goodness to read =[... i recommend your books to everyone!!!! ^_^

  • Jun-Ko - 15 years ago

    OF COURSE Chuck Norris wears Kylar pj's! I'd bloody wear Kylar pj's (or would it make more sense if I'd said, "I'd wear Kylar's bloody pj's"?).

  • Tim - 15 years ago

    Chuck Norris in Kylar pj's. I love it.

  • Fanboi - 15 years ago

    I absolutely love your books. I`ve been wondering, did you write are are you planning on writing more?

  • Brent Weeks - 15 years ago

    Oh, yeah, meant to say, I lifted most of these from chucknorrisfacts.com and modified them a bit, of course. But props to them. -brent

  • Ben Watkins - 15 years ago

    I am in love with your books they are the one thing i look forward 2 when i get home as they take me to a world i want to be in and for the few hours that i force myself to stay awake i get to forget who i am and what i am doing.

  • kakarifan - 15 years ago

    I love this poll, Chuck Norris is so cooool. And Kylar is Da man if they fight, all I know is I would wan't to see it. (Black Kakari Rocks so hard)

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