Why don't I have shoelaces? Pick a lie!
I was arrested, thrown in jail for a crime I didn't commit. Shoelaces and belt removed. Now a badge of honour for all vistims of injustice.
A bus ran over my feet and I can no longer take any pressure on my tender toes.
It is a radical new fashion statement. No shoelaces is the new black.
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