If you could make one person stick to a New Year's resolution, who and what would it be? (Poll Closed) (poll 2427030)

If you could make one person stick to a New Year's resolution, who and what would it be? (Poll Closed)

Sarah Palin: I promise to quit everything I'm doing that I haven't quit yet 18%
The OctoMom: I promise to replace my One-A-Days with morning after pills 2%
Michael Steele: I promise to split the GOP into polar fringe factions and bankrupt them both 19%
Orrin Hatch: I promise to concentrate exclusively on my songwriting career 6%
Levi Johnston: I promise to keep my clothes on 1%
The Pope: Either I will stop wearing dresses or I will stop bashing drag queens 4%
The Jonas Brothers: We promise to get laid 2%
Mark Sanford: I promise to bring my cell phone when I go hiking 0%
Kevin Spacey: I promise to join a Trappist monestary 1%
Joe Lieberman: I promise to take a daily enema 16%
Oral Roberts: I promise to stay dead 4%
Queen Beatrix of the Netherlands: I promise to stop impersonating Diana Rigg 0%
George W. Bush: I promise to give my new think tank most of the year off 1%
Dick Cheney: I promise to go hunting with George W. Bush 9%
Congress: We promise to stop promising 9%
Other 8%

18 Comments

mxh - 14 years ago

I'd go with Glen Beck, but I could forgive him because he's mentally unstable. Joe Lieberman got my vote because he's probably the biggest douchebag in the country.
Middle Ground - 14 years ago

My dog: behave
Lester & Charlie - 14 years ago

Woops. Apparently URLs don't hyperlink in this program. Sorry.
Lester & Charlie - 14 years ago

Feel free to comment here, but there's a lively discussion on this poll going on at Newsvine, too - http://bit.ly/6NkbOI
Smoking Gum - 14 years ago

Kanye West deserves to be on the list. Speak his opinions into a cell phone, not a microphone, for a year.
bluzette - 14 years ago

Glenn Beck must resolve to enlist in the U.S. Army and do basic training at least twice.
libsechumanist - 14 years ago

Glenn Beck, the crying putz of a wanker.
PaxilNation - 14 years ago

Democrats in congress should resolve to stay with their party the entire year. No switching.
Jan - 14 years ago

Roger Ailes show resolve to give Rachel Maddow a 6-hour daily time slot on Fox News.
Nicole - 14 years ago

I would add Teabaggers- They promise to keep Power Praying the wrong senator into missing key votes.
Crusty and Pickle - 14 years ago

Pickle and I are having fun participating! Merry Christmas, boys.

:)
Diana - 14 years ago

Electing someone for a mandatory new year resolution isn't hard, and does indeed mimic athenian ostracism, and might even be a positive for the country. Unlike ostracism, however, which had the flat-rate penalty of exile, picking the proper resolution for another person is infinitely complex. Imagine if any of the people on this list got involved in the approval process.
Smoking Gum - 14 years ago

I heard that the Pope was attacked today, maybe the drag queens got back.
PollyP - 14 years ago

Palin quits, but unfortunately she doesn't give up.
Rod Davis - 14 years ago

Micheal Steele is the sorriest excuse for a leader that ever was.
J.Jerry - 14 years ago

I'd nominate my ex but that's all I can say.
Rudia - 14 years ago

One enema a day isn't enough for Lieberman.
AKT - 14 years ago

I think Chris Brown should go on a 365-day concert tour and donate all the money to UNFPA.

If you could make one person stick to a New Year's resolution, who and what would it be? (Poll Closed)

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