Who is the 2009 Beta of the Year?

• January winner: Man who stood by wife who took a hit out on him. (reader Yogi)

• February winner: Man who consoled cheating wife while she laid flowers on lover's grave. (reader 11minutes)

• March winner: Ex-husband who invited his ex-wife and her new husband to live in his home. (reader stacy)

• April winner: Man who directed cheeseball video of himself professing his undying love for an ex. (reader Ben)

• May winner: New York Beta Times reporter who married spendthrift old broad and couldn't control her extravagance. (reader el chief)

• June winner: Billionaire heir who can't bring himself to dump raging slut. (reader cz)

• July winner: SWPL man who wonders why his wife has so many male Facebook friends. (reader Seeking Alpha)

• August winner: Upper class WASP who politely asks eurotrash interloper to stop schtupping his wife. (reader Billy Blaze)

• September winner: Husband who tolerates wife consorting with serial killer. (reader entrepoon)

• October winner: Croatian tennis pro who marries has-been single mom cougar. (reader waysa)

• November winner: Cuckold who confronts cheating girlfriend by asking her what he can do to make her love him. (reader Patrick)

• December winner: Throat slashed survivor who tries to get murderous wife's sentence reduced. (reader Ninja Duck)