Why do you worship Science?
The Internet testifies to its power and glory.
It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy.
The Earth, Cosmos, Life, and Nature goddesses call to me.
I have had ecstatic experiences in which I have spoken in the jargon of Scientists.
It is the Way, the Truth, and the Life.
It has utterly destroyed all other gods.
None may come to the Universal Laws except through Science.
Without the testimony of Science, it is impossible to accept the Bible as true.
Science has taken away all my sins and set me free.
Darwin made me do it.
So many martyrs died for the cause of Science.
It provides everything we need.
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