With BP recklessly misplacing our precious crude, how on earth can America get its hands on more? (Poll Closed)

Switch to baby oil 5%
Elect Jed Clampett President 11%
Buy some whaling vessels from the Japanese 0%
Swipe it from GOP snake oil salesmen 9%
Hunt down Little Richard's hairdresser 7%
Invade Iraq 23%
Wipe it off the fish you bought for dinner 25%
Other 21%

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