Don't persist with this foolish notion. Reasons being: Meat tastes good in curries.
RELIGIOUS- God made animals out of food; it's his (or her) will you eat them. To not eat them means you'll go to Hell
YOUR APPEARANCE- Being a vegetarian makes you skinny and ginger and possibly Welsh. (although I'm not sure about the last one - but definitely ginger!)
SOCIAL STATUS - Low, on a par with a Leper or a Hippy , possibly lower. Meat tastes good in curries by the way.
WILDLIFE ON YOUR FOOD - The veg has probably had something else try to eat it got to you; something slimy and incontinent with numerous legs. Small enough to hide in the veg and possibly still be there once it’s your turn to have a chew. The smallest thing that would try to eat a cow would possibly be a lion. They’re much easier to spot (albeit a bit trickier to brush off)
THE FUTURE - The meat may be unspectacular now, but you know it will improve when you get home. Whereas grass clippings and muesli never raise their game no matter where you are in the world. Don't burn your bridges before returning!
Don't persist with this foolish notion. Reasons being: Meat tastes good in curries.
RELIGIOUS- God made animals out of food; it's his (or her) will you eat them. To not eat them means you'll go to Hell
YOUR APPEARANCE- Being a vegetarian makes you skinny and ginger and possibly Welsh. (although I'm not sure about the last one - but definitely ginger!)
SOCIAL STATUS - Low, on a par with a Leper or a Hippy , possibly lower. Meat tastes good in curries by the way.
WILDLIFE ON YOUR FOOD - The veg has probably had something else try to eat it got to you; something slimy and incontinent with numerous legs. Small enough to hide in the veg and possibly still be there once it’s your turn to have a chew. The smallest thing that would try to eat a cow would possibly be a lion. They’re much easier to spot (albeit a bit trickier to brush off)
THE FUTURE - The meat may be unspectacular now, but you know it will improve when you get home. Whereas grass clippings and muesli never raise their game no matter where you are in the world. Don't burn your bridges before returning!