The New Jonathan Franzen book, Freedom, is now on bookshelves. To commorate this monumental moment in literature, you'll probably: (poll 3694634)

The New Jonathan Franzen book, Freedom, is now on bookshelves. To commorate this monumental moment in literature, you'll probably:

Watch Oprah. Solidarity! Woot!

Reread the Time magazine article, and try to figure out what Lev Grossman was smoking.

Give up writing. Nobody will ever write anything better anyway.

Build a shrine to Freedom for your bookcase, and sell off everything else.

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