In a life or death situation, who would you prefer to have your back? (poll 3745700)

In a life or death situation, who would you prefer to have your back?

Andy Bellefleur - well-meaning but lazy and suffers from ulcers, so bring the Prilosec.

Terry Bellefleur - loyal but scatter-brained, so you can at least count on a hug before you die

Bill Compton - earnest but single-minded (Sookie would also have to be in peril) or you're out of luck

Pam De Beaufort - cold-hearted but focused, so once you convince her this is in her or Eric's interest, she's a keeper

Hoyt Fortenberry - a large puppy-dog of a man who would suffer considerably in your name, if your name was Jessica Hamby

Jessica Hamby - strong but impulsive and needs to get her hands on a copy of the Orphan's Guide to Vampirism

Alcide Herveaux - strong, caring but you might have to deal with his nasty ex

Sam Merlotte - seems all nice on the surface but has dark secrets, prone to alcoholic binges

Eric Northman - you'd have to convince him that there's something in it for him and also have a sexy Eastern European accent

Lafayette Reynolds - he's got enough shit on his plate and would require major convincing

Jason Stackhouse - just accuse him of not being man enough, but you'd have to put up with the ensuing stupidity

Sookie Stackhouse - loyal, earnest, naive and Bill had better not be around because then she'd never focus on your problems.

Tara Thornton - she just doesn't give a shit

Jesus Velasquez - he's either a shaman or Satan in a Sunday hat. Your pick.

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