If wingnuts get their way and abolish just about the entire federal government, who's left that we can get to run the country on the cheap? (Poll Closed)

Mexican immigrants 8%
Communists 4%
Child laborers 2%
Billionaires 12%
Public Television 4%
Five dollar whores 10%
Bob Dole, in exchange for free Viagra 1%
ACORN 3%
Indian tech support geniuses 5%
Headless bodies in the Arizona desert 4%
Mice with human brains 25%
Sarah Palin, in exchange for free publicity 8%
Other 13%

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