I can't live without making fun out of a current event, people on the news and other shit.

I am a stalker.

I have nothing better to do with my deadly sense of humour and free time.

I am a fake celebrity.

I am a verified celebrity.

I feel closer to the celebrities I worship.

I want to become a celebrity, at least on Twitter.

I am looking for free sex.

I love flirting with celebrities, especially the dumb ones.

I hang around for the latest news and useful links.

I use a fake account to fool around.

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