How would you sneakily keep your spouse out of the country? (poll 4536415)

How would you sneakily keep your spouse out of the country?

Hire someone as my lookalike and pay him/her to live with my spouse in the other country.

I would never want to keep my spouse in another country. I can torture him/her here much more effectively.

Send over a credit card. That'll keep him/her busy for a while.

Fake my death, and in my fake will include a note begging her/him to stay in another country.

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