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When I said I'd enjoy "constant banging," that's not what I meant!
This isn't what I had in mind when you said it was "Bring your Wife to Work Day."
I can hear you up there, judging me!
I don't pay $1200 a month to listen to you bang on the ceiling all day.
I didn't put you through school to have you interrupt my shows.
Keep it down up there! Can't you see I'm trying to get my beauty sleep?
Um...you lost the key. It's your CB-6000 & I got out of bed. So man the fuck up. This hacksaw is kinda dull.
Excedrin: for those moments when your head feels like a gavel pounding on a desk.
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