Does Accidental Poop During Sex Freak You Out ?
NO - What did you expect? Saltwater taffy?
NO - Accidents happen. Now clean up and get your ass back here!
NO - But please get out of bed before you ruin my Egyptian cotton sheets.
NO - In fact I kinda like it. They call me SCATMAN!
NO - It's not like my shit don't stink. It can happen to the douchiest among us.
YES - The only thing that should come out of your butt during sex is my dick.
YES - I expect anal cleanliness! The very scent and sight of poo is a real boner killer.
YES - Thanks for the sex but... um, I... wonder what's on TV tonight.
YES - Poo me once, shame on you. Poo me twice, shame on me.
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