None of the "voting choices" is really a good selection for me, but I had to pick...so you got the cussing vote. Since I am automatically sent this from "The Wit Factory" directly to my email account I did not just "happen" upon it, so that surely doesn't fit. Often what you write is very funny (but I've yet to have a uninary accident!). Sometimes your writing is quite touching. Sometimes (but not every time, so I can't pick that choice) there is just too darned much cussing , even for me, and I can say some salty and really, really, really bad words (ones that I've never seen in your blogging) with the dirtiest, ugliest, meanest elderly goatee wearing sailor anyone could find.