Why is Katie divorcing Tom?
He's gay.
Her 'marriage contract' is up.
He cheated on her with another woman.
He cheated on her with a man.
Scientology came between them.
He's batshit nuts.
Their busy schedules got too much for them.
She cheated on him.
The Stepford wife programming Tom installed in Katie glitched, returning her free will.
She wants an Oscar.
She wants Suri to be allowed friends that aren't scientologists.
He's super controlling and she wants to show her titties in films again (See: The Gift.)
She realised she can be a strong, independent woman who don't need no man!
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