One of these guys has to plow your sister. Who would you prefer to do it? (poll 6381554)

One of these guys has to plow your sister. Who would you prefer to do it?

Mike Trout (LAA) - .341 AVG, 12 HR, 57 runs, 40 RBI, 26 SB, just a stud

Bryce Harper (WAS) - .282 AVG, 8 HR, 43 runs, 25 RBI, 10 SB, 19-year-old cock

Ryan Braun (MIL) - .306 AVG, 24 HR, 56 runs, 61 RBI, 15 SB, possible herpes, but great with money

Andrew McCutchen (PIT) - .362 AVG, 18 HR, 58 runs, 60 RBI, 14 SB, BBC

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