Movies based on novels are more popular than ever (Hunger Games, Twilight, etc.). If the healthcare bill were made into a movie, who should direct? (poll 6391403)

Movies based on novels are more popular than ever (Hunger Games, Twilight, etc.). If the healthcare bill were made into a movie, who should direct?

SPIELBERG (In this tear-jerker with a sweeping John Williams score, a sick orphan boy and his alien horse triumph over WWII era Germans to bring universal healthcare to human race.)

TARANTINO (Slowly bleeding to death after being shot in eye during the openning credits, a stripper/single-mother seeks revenge on those responsible for her healthcare policy restrictions.

WOODY ALLEN (Woody himself stars in this tale a man who fears that his new healthcare coverage for preexisting conditions WOULD cover his hypocondria and thus make his life unbearably comfortable.

M. NIGHT SHYAMALAN (An uninsured man, age 28, can't explain the odd phenomenon of why his doctor visits are always paid for. SURPRISE ENDING: He's still covered under his parent's policy.)

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