What do you think about chewing gum?
I love me some gum. Tasty, breath-freshening, and capable of annoying others in a snap. What's NOT to love?
My jaws feel useless if they aren't working on something, and the doctors say I can't eat M & M's full time.
Don't have much use for the stuff unless I've been at the bar and I know the wife'll be waiting up. But let's keep that between us.
Oh, lawd, but the stuff has haunted me since that summer I spent working in a janitor at the high school!
I hate gum. It gives me a sore throat and I can't figure out to how to get rid of it without swallowing.
Gum? Whatever. Buncha getting exciting over something that barely lasts two minutes. Sound familiar?
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