Which of the following seems like the best excuse for my shirt's stains? (poll 7340074)

Which of the following seems like the best excuse for my shirt's stains?

My shirt has a very strange disease.

I wasn't careful enough while I spray-painted by house pink.

A fairy left pastel footprints as it climbed onto my shoulder.

"There's nothing on my shirt. You must have pink spots on your eyes."

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