I think Twilight gets laid a lot due to her understanding of psychological needs and her desire to solve everypony's problems. I can just see her thinking logically, "You're lonely and uptight. You are not in a clear enough state of mind to deal with your problems yet. You need to relax and feel confident first. Hmm... Oh I have an idea!" She then proceeds to grasp/rub/suck etc. said pony's sexual organs with various parts of her own anatomy with various tempos and firmness, until said pony has reached the point of orgasm.
the REAL big macintosh - 11 years ago
EXACTLY, anon! he has a WIFE! THAT is why he almost NEVER get laid! he's MARRIED!
Vraddock - 11 years ago
Sadly, there isn't a Cloud Kicker option. Someone dropped the ball there.
sandal - 11 years ago
how can shining have so few votes
his wife is cadence
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I think Twilight gets laid a lot due to her understanding of psychological needs and her desire to solve everypony's problems. I can just see her thinking logically, "You're lonely and uptight. You are not in a clear enough state of mind to deal with your problems yet. You need to relax and feel confident first. Hmm... Oh I have an idea!" She then proceeds to grasp/rub/suck etc. said pony's sexual organs with various parts of her own anatomy with various tempos and firmness, until said pony has reached the point of orgasm.
EXACTLY, anon! he has a WIFE! THAT is why he almost NEVER get laid! he's MARRIED!
Sadly, there isn't a Cloud Kicker option. Someone dropped the ball there.
how can shining have so few votes
his wife is cadence