Once we can control the world's most vile creatures from an app on our smartphones, what's the first thing we should make them do? (Poll Closed) (poll 7484263)

Once we can control the world's most vile creatures from an app on our smartphones, what's the first thing we should make them do? (Poll Closed)

Fast Forward Ted Cruz to the 21st Century 3%
Permanently put Sarah Palin on mute 20%
Attempt to adjust the brightness of any representative from Texas 11%
Find out what happens when Ann Coulter is left on vibrator mode 7%
Make it easier for John McCain to hit the SNOOZE button whenever he happens to wake up 1%
Find out if Instagram has a setting that can make Obama look white to Tea Partiers 5%
Force John Boehner to stand on the steps of Capitol Hill and sing Schoolhouse Rock's "I'm Just a Bill" over and over and over 8%
Find out from Google Maps the quickest route for Michele Bachmann to get back to her home planet 4%
Rewind the entire GOP to back to anything resembling what they stood for in the 1860s 29%
Other 12%

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