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What pull quote would YOU expect to see in conservative fan-fiction erotica? (Poll Closed)

  • Slowly Marcus lifted the Limburger-scented vaginal spray, and, with a flick of his wrist...
    4%

     
  • Tell me, cooed the blonde bestselling author: is global warming something you do to my globes on a cold winter night?
    4%

     
  • The congresswoman's heart was torn. Who did she really love: sweet, sensitive Andy Abortion or leather-clad Phil E. Buster?
    4%

     
  • Hasselbeck smiled. Is that a vaginal probe in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
    8%

     
  • Come here, Cantor said, stroking his 5 1/4 inches proudly. So much for small government.
    13%

     
  • Newt's pants bulged as he slowly lowered yet another wife into the cryogenic receptacle...
    9%

     
  • She's got a big heart, Cheney thought, sizing up her organs.
    18%

     
  • Oooh! she cried, feeling the lash of the Minority Whip on her bare buttocks.
    6%

     
  • The broom only hurts for a moment, whispered Christine.
    2%

     
  • The Speaker put his flaccid companion back in his thong. Another failed stimulus...
    9%

     
  • The barechested Inuit was going to teach her the real meaning of drill, baby, drill!!
    5%

     
  • But Santa, said Megyn, staring at the old man's member in disbelief. How... how could it be?
    13%

     
  • Other
    6%

Posted 4 months ago.

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