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What pull quote would YOU expect to see in conservative fan-fiction erotica? (Poll Closed)
Slowly Marcus lifted the Limburger-scented vaginal spray, and, with a flick of his wrist...
Tell me, cooed the blonde bestselling author: is global warming something you do to my globes on a cold winter night?
The congresswoman's heart was torn. Who did she really love: sweet, sensitive Andy Abortion or leather-clad Phil E. Buster?
Hasselbeck smiled. Is that a vaginal probe in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Come here, Cantor said, stroking his 5 1/4 inches proudly. So much for small government.
Newt's pants bulged as he slowly lowered yet another wife into the cryogenic receptacle...
She's got a big heart, Cheney thought, sizing up her organs.
Oooh! she cried, feeling the lash of the Minority Whip on her bare buttocks.
The broom only hurts for a moment, whispered Christine.
The Speaker put his flaccid companion back in his thong. Another failed stimulus...
The barechested Inuit was going to teach her the real meaning of drill, baby, drill!!
But Santa, said Megyn, staring at the old man's member in disbelief. How... how could it be?
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