If threatening to ban all marriages entirely isn't enough to get a conservative politician some attention, what will he threaten next? (Poll Closed) (poll 7757484)

If threatening to ban all marriages entirely isn't enough to get a conservative politician some attention, what will he threaten next? (Poll Closed)

In exchange for legalizing pot, no one is allowed to listen to Willie Nelson 13%
We can acknowledge global warming, but all hosts of "The View" must wear bikinis 4%
PBS can only get Fed money if Big Bird volunteers to be spokesbird for Chik-Fil-A 8%
Obama gets to increase the minimum wage if McDonald's gets to eliminate the Dollar Menu 6%
We can give amnesty to immigrants as long as all piñatas are filled with cockroaches and rocks 5%
If gays can get married on TV, all awards ceremonies must compete for air time with the Westminster Dog Show 6%
If no one can say "Merry Christmas," NORAD gets a license to shoot anything with four legs that flies 2%
Poor people are allowed to vote; Diebold voting machines get to be coin-operated 44%
If we keep Title IX, the only legal sport will be pole dancing 10%
Other 2%

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