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What's the "fall into an open sewer and die" story YOU want to see? (Poll Closed)

  • Missouri goes bankrupt trying to execute death-row inmates with baby aspirin
    3%

     
  • Fred Phelps dies; Westboro Baptist Church pickets his funeral
    18%

     
  • Sarah Palin slips on a banana peel on her front porch and ends up on her ass in Russia
    18%

     
  • Phyllis Schlafly finds out the cyst she had removed in 1960 was actually a fetus
    13%

     
  • Dick Cheney's lawyer gives him a boomerang for Christmas
    6%

     
  • Vladmir Putin wrecks his Walkman when it eats his favorite Pussy Riot cassette
    3%

     
  • Arizona priests resort to sackcloth when they find themselves banned from downtown Dress Barns
    4%

     
  • Ted Nugent's "Cat Scratch Fever" becomes the new theme song for "RuPaul's Drag Race"
    10%

     
  • Staff members at the Creation Museum get blinded by science
    24%

     
  • Other
    4%

Posted 495 days.

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