why do I keep getting flats? Why, why, why?!
Because you're so very *brave*!
Because someone has made a voodoo model of your bicycle and is going to town with the pins.
It all started when you started wearing spurs.
Because the minor God in charge of flats at the Divine Department of Bike Tour Bureaucracy just happened to pull your case file right before he realized he was really far behind on his annual quota.
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