Charles Fudgemuffin is the author of the critically acclaimed 'Remember to put the bins out' note. Other less notable works include his alien comedy 'How To Save The World' books and the free short story, 'Small Pots Also Have Ears'.

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Would you rather your nose got bigger every time you told a lie, or you let out a loud smelly fart every time you told a lie?

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