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Which of these tweets do you think is the funniest? (Poll Closed)

  • Welcome to Earth! You have a choice of private parts. Would you like the one that creates life and bleeds. or the constant bad-decision maker?
    18%

     
  • I have an idea: let's tell CNN that medical care for our vets is lost at sea. Then they'll never stop covering the story.
    41%

     
  • The year 4542, artifacts are discovered from our once flourishing civilization. "Looks like they worshiped apples." said one archeologist
    16%

     
  • "Pretend you were really into me by posting a quote of mine on social media to make yourself look smart" ... Maya Angelou.
    25%

     
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