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What crafty thing will New Yorkers do to stop a terrorist invasion of the Big Apple? (Poll Closed)

  • Get the terrorists to hide all of their explosives in a Big Gulp
    2%

     
  • Persuade them to hire Julie Taymor to orchestrate the invasion
    3%

     
  • Give Chris Christie temporary control of all means of ingress into Manhattan
    28%

     
  • When asked, tell them only way to get to Carnegie Hall is "practice, practice, practice"
    7%

     
  • When they demand to be taken to our leader, point to Snooki
    6%

     
  • When they show up, thank them for coming and hand them a taxi medallion
    5%

     
  • To convince them we're on their side, slip Kaity Tong into a burka
    6%

     
  • Tell 'em they're too late to destroy NYC, Trump got here first
    33%

     
  • Other
    10%

Posted 11 months ago.

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