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Which of these tweets do you think is most amusing? (Poll Closed)
Taught a man how to BUY fish. So much easier
For birth control, we use the Eurythmics Method. That's where I do the robot to "Sweet Dreams," which quickly puts my wife out the mood.
When the inventor of the USB stick dies they'll gently lower the coffin, then pull it back up, turn it the other way, then lower it again
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