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Which of these tweets do you think is the most amusing? (Poll Closed)

  • I don't know, guys. The whole "play dead when a bear attacks" thing sounds suspiciously like something the bears would come up with.

  • Dante followed Virgil down, past killers and adulterers. "And here," Virgil said "are the makers of websites that automatically play audio."

  • When coming out of any coma, try keeping your eyes shut for another day or two to see what everyone's saying about you

  • If you're worried about Ebola, which 100‰ of scientists say don't, but not climate change, which 97% say do, reflect on your choices

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