We all win in a Hoot, obviously, but if you had to pick a single winner ... which story was your favorite?
"I remember when he was conceived. It's kind of hard to forget when you only had sex once a year."
"Oh, that's nice. Does anyone want coffee?"
The ladies who tupperware
The angry wedding cake toppers (really, really angry figurines)
The garroting that wasn't
Karma for the protesting MIL
The wedding shower confession
The annual barfing groom
"I hope today is the worst day of your marriage."
The hockey family face-off
The runaway groom who skipped his wedding night
"WE KNOW YOU'RE TO BLAME!"
The bride who doesn't know she wore her SIL's dress
The Elvis-themed disaster
The MIL who secretly doubled the guest list
The bride who made her bridesmaids splurge
The DJ who thought he'd witnessed death by shellfish
The Kid Rock crasher
The iPod that exhausted its playlist
Pot-smoking and keg stands at this summer's wedding
The gift box that was left unopened
The gassy aunt's RSVP
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