Which one-liner is your favourite?
My dick stinks! Kinda funny how you wanna keep smelling it, though.
It's the first rule of journalism: Give people what they want.
You're just a flawed man with a big ol' butt-hole.
I don't know who the fuck that is.
The tiger has night vision goggles!?
Fuckers hate us 'cause they ain't us.
His head looks like somebody's t'aint.
You're shooting off a slightly cunty vibe right now.
He's motherfucking peanut butter and jealous.
We da people, give us da shit. Manja manja manja...
Did you just shart? - No, it was that camera guy!
If liking Katy Perry and drinking margaritas is gay, who wants to be straight?
I bet you got him in here to honey dick me, just in case I'm gay.
He's putting KY jealous all over his dick.
That’s such a Boromir thing to say!
Have fun with the war!
Please tell me you know that's a stupid idea. Please tell me you will not try to fight the tiger.
You know what's more destructive than a nuclear bomb? Words.
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