12. If there are two empty seats in a row but the window's taken, you...
Grab the aisle seat after the seatbelt light goes off. Nobody needs a whole row.
Stay put. That guy just won the seat-assignment lottery, no need to rain on his parade.
Take the middle seat, stare at his laptop screen and say "So... got any good adult videos?"
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