Hallo Mr Cameron, I have no experience of Policing whatsoever but have a degree in Hamster Farming. Therefore can I please be considered as a Superintendent as I consider my experience gained in the University bar and local pubs to stand me in good sted for that rank. I also worked in the local Anne Summers during holiday time, during which I gained ample experience in dealing with the local populace. I have extensive experience in Man Management.....sorry, how very unpolitically correct....Human Resources...having been married for 10 years. All joking aside, if you want a Rank, you work for it inside. Graduate to me, means 'The ability to absorb information without having any idea what it means and answering questions correctly....still not having any idea what it means.'
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Hallo Mr Cameron, I have no experience of Policing whatsoever but have a degree in Hamster Farming. Therefore can I please be considered as a Superintendent as I consider my experience gained in the University bar and local pubs to stand me in good sted for that rank. I also worked in the local Anne Summers during holiday time, during which I gained ample experience in dealing with the local populace. I have extensive experience in Man Management.....sorry, how very unpolitically correct....Human Resources...having been married for 10 years. All joking aside, if you want a Rank, you work for it inside. Graduate to me, means 'The ability to absorb information without having any idea what it means and answering questions correctly....still not having any idea what it means.'